Will You Hire Robert Pattinson As Your Housekeeper
Free Online Dictionary defines a housekeeper as:
One who is employed to perform or direct the domestic tasks in a household.
Let us imagine the very improbable possibility that Robert Pattinson will look for work as a housekeeper and you’re looking for one. Let’s go over the position’s requirements.
Can Robert Pattinson clean the house? Rob confesses his predilection for unclean surroundings to the Mexican issue of OK Magazine.
[The] room where I sleep right now is very disgusting. Possible not very sanitary. It’s like a bum lives in there. It’s like an animal’s cage.
Can Robert Pattinson do the laundry? In the famous Vanity Fair feature of the Twilight cast, Rob admits to writer Cassandra Handley his reason for his “trademark style of looking horrible.”
Truly, I wear the same thing every day. I don’t know how to use a washer machine.
Can Robert Pattinson cook? In his GQ interview with staff writer Alex Pappademas, Rob adds to a growing list of ineptitude with household appliances, this time with the mysterious microwave.
[Robert Pattinson] explains that the place he’s staying at in L.A. has a microwave, and that he’s never had a microwave before, and that he spends a lot of time looking for new things you can microwave. Those frozen cheeseburgers, from the store. A carrot.
Can Robert Pattinson take care of the kids? In a MTV interview, Rob adamantly declares with a facial expression marred by a memory of a vivid hellish experience, “I don’t like children. At all.”
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Yet, despite his inability to clean house, do the laundry, cook food, or take care of the kids, what excuse can you think of to hire him so he can hang around the house the whole day in his tank top and scruffy jeans? 
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April 14th, 2009 at 1:07 am
LOL….he doesn’t have to do anything! just be around me all day looking like that and i’ll be happy
i’ll cook for him….LMAO
April 14th, 2009 at 1:10 am
eyah! lorna, i just need you theories about this article, http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b118199_Blab__Blab__Blab__Kristen_and_Rob_amp_rsquo_s__amp_ldquo_People_amp_rdquo__Meet_.html
i super need to know what you think..
April 14th, 2009 at 1:29 am
Does he like ironing?
April 14th, 2009 at 3:01 am
hire him for just look?
or do somethin else?
April 14th, 2009 at 8:38 am
I don’t care if he doesn’t do any chores, he can just look sexy all day, I’m fine with that!
I’ll hire him to be my housekeeper!
April 14th, 2009 at 9:08 am
This was cute!
April 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Hell yeah!! =)
April 14th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I don’t think I still have my breath to ask him to do anything.. if he came to my house wearing that tank top and scruffy jeans…
April 14th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
With the right girl, he will DO ALL of that: wash clothes, clean the house and have children.
Sigh, lucky is the girl who’ll have him and made him do all those as well!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 5:30 am
I don’t care If I have to do everything again after he’s gone, myself .. I’d still hire him
August 22nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
omg are you kidding i cry sometimes i love him so much he is so sexy i would do anything for him to be in my house!!!!!
July 18th, 2011 at 7:54 am
you are fools girls you will gone unhappy after sometimes with him he can do anything he will transform you into an horrible housewife he think that he can do and tell anything he want because he’s sexy pfff f–k you rob even you are so damn sexy
but if i see you one day i will clean my toilet with ur pretty facea man can be ugly outside and be beautifull inside but girl always do the same mistake they go to the hunk and they become his slave “i’m here to make a girl revolution” d’ont allow him to say such macho things girls even he’s so damn sexyyy that’s why i’ll always prefer leo he insult us he can’t do anything… clean , doing, the laundry, cook, i can’t dream about a guy like that he make me sick he’s a pure prehistoric man or maybe he play the grunge (dirty) because he want to be the next kurt cobain he think of his music careeri think he will do a good kurt he looks a bit like him a little in the mouth, the same jaw and the same eye shape he’s brunett and kurt is blonde