Twilighters Flash Forks Washington Police Department

SEQ 01. EXT. Forks Washington Road. Afternoon. Two girls wearing Twilight shirts and jewelry are in a car. One is driving while the other girl is beside her on the passenger’s seat.

JILL
I don’t think I can do this, Crissy!

CRISSY
Don’t back out now, Jill! We’ve got it all planned out! The police are just up ahead. Press on the accelerator so we’ll go past the speed limit.

The car rushes past the speed limit sign that says 40. A close up of the speed dial needle shows 50. The car passes the parked police car. The sirens turn on and the police give pursuit.

CRISSY
(screams) Yeah! You’ll get a speeding ticket from the Forks Washington Police Department! Twilighters rule, baby! (looks behind) They’re catching up! Go faster, Jill! Faster!

The police car is finally abreast of the speeding vehicle. Crissy goes onto her knees on the seat, faces the open window squarely, and then raises her Twilight shirt to chest level.

CRISSY
Take a look at these babies, man!

SEQ 02. EXT. Forks Washington Dirt Road. Afternoon. Both the speeding car and the police car are now parked on the side of the road. Jill is already reading her speeding ticket excitedly. The police officer writes out another ticket and gives it to Crissy, who reads her ticket as well.

CRISSY
Oh yeah! Indecent exposure! Officer, can we please have a pic with you?

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

On the heels of the arrest of The Vampire Diaries ladies for allegedly flashing during a photo shoot in Georgia comes another flashing story, but, this time, involving true to life female Twilighters baring their chests to the police in Forks Washington. Why? To get a ticket from the Forks Police Department for indecent exposure. RadarOnline.com reports.

“It’s strange, but I do have people wanting to get speeding tickets from the Forks police department,” says [Field Deputy Bill Cortani of the county sheriff's office]. “I’ve had people flash me to get an indecent exposure ticket. Some Twilight fans feel this is all part of the Twilight experience.”

Maybe having a ticket from the Forks Police Department makes Charlie Swan seem more real? Or, being in Forks seems like a Twilight equivalent of a New Orleans Mardi Gras where you get pics and Forks police tickets instead of beads? Any more hypotheses as to why would people flash? ;)

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