Top 5 Things That Robert Pattinson Can Be Auctioned Off For
Once again, in the tradition of the David Letterman show, here’s a countdown of the Top 5 Things That Robert Pattinson Can Be Auctioned Off For in the name of charity and the swooning rapture of Robert Pattinson fans.
No. 5 – A choice of either a bite on the neck or a bite of the finger. This is going to be a close one, because, who can forget that Robert Pattinson bite of Kristen Stewart’s finger from that titillating Twilight deleted scene? Let’s start the bid at…
Video Courtesy of Access Hollywood
No. 4 – A serenade of a world premiere of a personal composition. This is for the music lovers out there. You will be serenaded with a song no one has ever heard before, composed by Rob personally. You’ll be on a stool just a couple of feet away from Rob. Careful or you might fall off that stool! (Who says only Catherine Hardwicke can have a private concert headlined by Robert Pattinson?)
No. 3 – A dinner date of fast food and hanging out on the roof like Mary Poppins. If you want to feel a little bit bohemian and have a personal tour of where Rob used to hang out with his mates in London, then you can bid for a dinner date with Rob’s favorite kind of food — fast food — while sitting on top of a building. Just the two of you looking down on London’s lights as he regales you with stories…
No. 2 – An audio commentary of a movie of your choice. Want to keep your sides splitting with laughter? Then bid for a slice of Rob’s funny voice inflections and unpredictable observations by watching a movie of your choice while Rob says exactly what’s on his mind.
You can have an interesting repartee while the two of you are seated on a couch in a darkened room . Here’s a sample from Entertainment Weekly of what your conversation can be like.
Flashback of Carlisle turning Esme [in Twilight].
Pattinson: Wow, that was much sexier than my one.
Hardwicke: Yeah, well Esme knows how to deliver, honey.
Pattinson: I know. That’s my problem. Can’t follow through.
Hardwicke: So we’ve heard. No. [Laughs]
And the Top Thing that Robert Pattinson Can Be Auctioned Off for is –
A reenactment of a Twilight scene of your choice. May I suggest the kiss in the bedroom sequence? 
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If you can only choose one, which one would be your choice? And, what’s your final bid?
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April 10th, 2009 at 1:55 am
Wow that would be so cool if that could happen, I would pick the audio commentary for the movie of my choice, cause I love the random things Rob says and his humor is like no other.
I would bid all I had, I was going to pick the reenactment of the bedroom kiss in Twilight, but for some reason I can’t see him do that scene with anybody other than Kristen 
!!! I love Rob. Thanks for the fantasy question!!
April 10th, 2009 at 3:32 am
A reenactment of a Twilight scene of my choice, which of course would be the kiss in the bedroom sequence. I bid everything I got. LOL
April 10th, 2009 at 4:45 am
It’s difficult, ’cause I have a boyfriend, that why I can’t choose the first.
I think my choice would be the fourth: the serenade (I like his music, I am playing piano, too; and my boyfriend wouldn’t beat him because of this. 
:D)
April 10th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I’m rich! I’ll pay for everything that you’ve listed! hahaha
April 12th, 2009 at 7:41 am
I like the bite on the neck and also serenade with original composition. I’m a musician myself and I’m always falling for musicians!
I play the piano but I don’t think I can play that song he composed for the movie. I think it’s called Never think, at least, I can’t play it as well as he does.
I also can’t picture him doing that kissing scene with anyone else so I can’t choose that. LOL.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I bid for number 3 A dinner date of fast food and hanging out on the roof like Mary Poppins. Not dare to bid number 1. I will die successfully if I bid for that one… LOL
April 15th, 2009 at 8:01 am
…. this piece of “literature” is sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!! I’ll choose #1 please!!!!!!!!!! and yes, the kissing scene please!!!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
. . . can’t help myself, I have to take #1. And yes, I’ll take the bedroom kissing scene please. I just want to experience those lips, stare at those killer eyes, and drown and drown until I pass out.
April 15th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
#4 definitely, so that the whole world can witness Robert singing to me.