The Twilighter In Bed With Robert Pattinson

SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Early evening. The doorbell rings. Twilighter #1 excitedly opens the door.

TWILIGHTER #1
Quick! He’s here!

TWILIGHTER #2
(squeals) Where?!?

TWILIGHTER #1
On my bed, of course! Where else?

The two girls run up the stairs while chattering.

SEQ 02. INT. Bedroom. Early evening. The door is flung open.

TWILIGHTER #2
OMG! OMG! He’s really here!

TWILIGHTER #1
Of course he is!

TWILIGHTER #2
Can I hug Rob?

TWILIGHTER #1
Sure! Where’s your phone? I’ll take your picture.

TWILIGHTER #2
Here! Quick! Can I pull up his shirt?

TWILIGHTER #1
(giggles) Whatever!

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Note

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9 Responses to “The Twilighter In Bed With Robert Pattinson”

  • tatjana Says:

    i wonder how rob and kristen are feeling right now. they must be soo sad… they haven´t seen each other for almost 2 months now.

    how´s a young love able to handle this?

    i´m so worried that they can´t handle this difficult situation and break up just because they are so badly missing each other…

    what are you guys thinking about this?

  • crystal Says:

    tatjana: from what I read on here they were together for the month of January– read the archives – she went to the Isle of Wight for New Years Eve and stayed till the Sundance Festival

  • Jime Says:

    omg i hate that thing. But it will be great to have “a rob” to hug! I just wish the face was better.I wonder how rob feels haha, first the panties and now this.
    Anyway, I like your post :) I can imagine myself as that twilighter lol

  • Lala Says:

    That thing is creepy as! I wouldn’t buy it seriously. It’s nothing like Rob. Anyways, still no Robsten news?

  • tatjana Says:

    @ crystal: ´
    i know, but now they´re separated for almost 2 months and when you begin to miss someone that much you get confused… you begin to believe the gossip because you haven´t seen the other for so long… you don´t know what´s true and what´s false…

    in the end you begin to believe that it´s the best to break up because you think your relationship hasn´t got a future because he´s living so far away and you can´t handle this “being separated from him all the time”

    SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK :)
    THANKS!!!

  • maeve Says:

    I seriously thought they’d see eachother for v day. Maybe at the bafta’s god I hope so! It would kill me not to see my husband for 2 months. I’ll keep praying there’s a reunion soon.

  • JoanJettRox Says:

    @maeve MAYBE THEY DID SEE EACH OTHER ON V DAY! Secretly, though… ;)

  • Jime Says:

    kstew with sean penn, so cute
    http://community.livejournal.com/fiercebitchstew/844055.html?view=8060183%23t8060183

    I hope they work together again. And I hope he works with rob in water for elephants

  • SPunkRAnsomINfo Says:

    oh my gawd, that thing is creepppyyyy.. and kristin and rob haven’t been seeing each other? why?

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