The Secret Male Society of Robsten Twilighters
Courtesy of Summit Entertainment
SEQ 01. INT. Airplane Business Class section. Night. The camera pans the sea of seated men in business suits. The flight attendant makes an announcement and gestures to the personal monitors that accompany each seat. The lights dim.
The camera focuses on one man, who furtively looks at the other passengers seated on the same row, but, separated by the aisle from him. Satisfied that they could not see what he is doing, he presses the necessary buttons to make his movie of choice come out on the monitor.
The opening images of the Twilight film appear. The man checks again that nobody can see what he’s watching. Convinced with the success of hiding his secret, he settles down to watch the movie.
As the film’s end credits roll, he stands up to go to the comfort room at the back of the plane.
When he exits the door and starts to go back to his seat, he suddenly stops at the aisle. From his vantage point, he could see that all the monitors that were on were showing Twilight, albeit, with different sequences. One monitor showed the fight scene at the ballet studio, another displayed the baseball sequence, while another one had the prom scene, etc.
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Based On A True Story This script is based on a true account from ATK reader Karen, who once narrated she was on a flight, and then, when she was coming from the back of the plane, she stopped in partial shock to see that majority of the monitors in the business class level, which had mostly male passengers, were watching Twilight.
Dedicated to ATK Reader Will and Other Male Twilighters This post is dedicated to Will and all the male Twilighters out there. I thought this Twilighter inspired script was timely with Will’s comment.
Cheers for all the nice comments and the link. Robyn, I think I must be suffering from a slight case of ORD after reading that. [I've] only seen the movie a couple of months ago, but, ever since then I’ve been hooked on everything Twilight and Robsten related because it seems so genuine. I’ve also started to dislike Jacob a wee bit, especially, since the trailers came out. So sorry to all the Team Jacob fans. P.S. Loving the site.
Related Posts
Robert Pattinson Approached by More Straight than Gay Guys
Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe Share A Love for Books
Do You Know A Male Person Who Has Read the Twilight Saga Books
Robert Pattinson and BFF Marcus Foster Share Romantic Relationship
Marcus Foster Evades the Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Relationship Question
August 15th, 2009 at 5:38 am
Very nice Lorna! Will, trust me ur not the only one;)U really don’t have to be ashamed:) I have a ORD and im pround of it! LOL
August 15th, 2009 at 8:20 am
yup , another one here … hi im lola and i have ORD …. hahaha… and guys do like twilight but they dont talk about it as much as girls do … lol xD
August 15th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Wow, that’s great!!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 11:27 am
i really wish more Twilight male fans would come forward
August 15th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
thanks for the shout out lorna im touched, the way i see it is that underneath all the macho stuff that guys do we like a good love story as much as the next person but admitting it comes with abit of ridicule especially from other guys, thats most likely why guys dont admit it but im sure theres thousands of closet twilght fans out there just to scared to say.
August 15th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Will, the good thing about online blogs/communities like this is that you can remain anonymous while indulging your Twi-interest
hope other male readers here would be encouraged by your example and join in the discussions. *come out come out wherever you are* lol dakota
Bell- are you thinking about an ORD lexicon now? LOL i’m swamped with work but i’ll support you all the way haha
August 15th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Yeah. *chanelling Rob in ETalk interview*
see, this job..always getting in the way…
hey i read your one-shot! cool!
August 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@Will: “closet twilight fans” — too funny! hahahaha. im glad u decided to “come out”. hehehe. kudos to u! other guys wouldnt admit that but u did! and i think thats why Lorna posted something especially for u and for those future “closet twilight fans” who would want or will eventually come out and be proud to say out loud that they are indeed a twilight fan. =)
“hi im marie, and i have ORD too.”
- saying this while beside lola, robyn, and bell. hehehe.
sign me up for the ORD lexicon!! awesome! hehehe =)
August 15th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I have just one male friend that is reading the saga, and he likes it a lot, but I think he will be on team Jacob… But yesterday I found a friend who hasn’t seen the movie and she hasn’t read the books!!!!!! Before listenning me all night speaking about Twilight(and Robsten… yep, ORD is terrible!) she promise to read and see Twilight… poor one!
August 15th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Ooh, an ORD Lexicon…sign me up! So how many ORD patients (or members?) so far? Lol
August 16th, 2009 at 12:38 am
so i have ORD too.
haha! im joining you guys in the club 