The Robert Pattinson Diaries — The Popping Buttons of Kristen Stewart
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan
They were contained by four buttons. Seven, to be exact. But, Kristen has considerately unbuttoned the three on top, which allowed the panels to part and showed them off quite nicely. I delighted in the view and glanced at them as often as possible, as much as discretion would allow, in fact.
Kristen kindly ignored my ogling and looked over the activities of the New Moon set up. I took advantage of her distracted attention, and let my gaze settle on them while we waited to be called on set.
They were mesmerizing in their pale beauty, enhanced by a tantalizing cleavage that was created by the wonderful tightness of her dark green blouse that plumped the perky pillows together,.
My mouth salivated at the delectable sight. I wanted to nuzzle my face against the mouthwatering mounds, and let my lips trail across the satiny surface.
And then she spoke. I hurriedly raised my guilty stare, but, there was a knowing look in her eyes that she swiftly concealed. I felt a pink flush suffuse my cheeks at being caught gawking like a young schoolboy.
As Kristen repeated her request to rehearse the scene we were about to shoot, I nodded my head with a forced nonchalance and tried to hide unsuccessfully my utter willingness for her to jump in my arms.
As she did so, a fragment of my conscience thought I was an utter cad, but, a vast majority of my masculine concerns clamored for my concentration to be completely centered on the fact that the circles that have beckoned and beguiled me were against my chest.
And totally unbound. Utterly wonderful! I would have crowed if I could have.
Earlier, I was debating her state of undress, trying to discern the telltale lines of a brassiere. When I could not make out any, I became a hopeful lunatic who sent out a silent foolish prayer to the God of my childhood mutterings, something that my mum would surely have disapproved of since it involved nefarious purposes.
I grinned at the thought. Nefarious indeed were my intentions. I intended to embrace every opportunity presented to me, and there were going to be numerous that fine sunny day in Montepulciano Italy.
A multitude of camera angles were required of the Volterra kissing scene, a fact that I was most gleeful about. I was definitely looking forward to her slight weight crashing against my half-naked frame repeatedly.
The musing that there was just one layer of clothing preventing our torsos from fusing together made me pleasantly fuller, something that I needed to control since my trousers were the only things preventing my privates from being presented to the whole wide world.
If she was unbound, so was I with my lack of underpants, but, I was in a much more vulnerable position, since I would not be able to hide my state if I became too excited.
As we kissed, I pressed Kristen closer to my chest with my hand wrapped around her waist, while my inquiring thumb confirmed whether my earlier impression was correct. As I felt no lace or cloth constriction, I began a litany of prayers that would have caused a chorus of cherubim and seraphim to fly away in horror.
I was a reprehensible degenerate, but, I asked the merciful saints for the next two to three buttons to go ‘Pop! Pop! Pop!’ — surely a simple enough request that even the most newly canonized can easily grant.
And then I swore that I will go to confession afterward and willingly suffer whatever punishment the priest demanded. A thousand Hail Mary’s paled in comparison to the reward of having her bare spheres squashed against me.
A snarling sound escaped my throat from the imagined pleasure of mounds escaping their confinement, of hardening tips puckering, of nubbins scraping my skin deliciously as she descends from the precarious perch of my rigid thigh.
The combined sensation of stiff softness would drive me wild with desire, yet I would still selfishly seize the unexpected gratification.
And, under the pretense of gentlemanly concern for her modesty, I will enclose her in my arms while embracing her even more intimately.
I attempted to temper the blood rushing to my loins with the tantalizing images.
However, as the shooting continued, and the numerous shots began to dwindle, I began to question the supposedly generous saints who were irritatingly miserly that day on 26 May 2009.
With the possibility that heavenly intervention might mean ‘God helps those who help themselves,’ I began to concoct plans that required human involvement.
Perhaps a slight tug of her blouse downward will strain stitches that were already on the brink of being released from its moorings. Whatever it entailed, I was a most eager participant.
In the meantime, I luxuriated in the very pleasant picture of the pleasing shapes that were directly under my vision. With her tousled hair and limp body, I could even imagine that we had just enjoyed a wild romp in bed. I chuckled at my fanciful imagination that had Kristen and I entangled in bed sheets while I contentedly suckled and bit her scrumptious curves to my heart’s content.
As we neared the final shots, I had to concede that my prayers may not come to fruition. As I recalled my silly supplication of buttons going ‘Pop! Pop! Pop!’ I could not help laughing out loud at the ridiculous notion of it all.
Halfway through the motion of teasing Kristen, I belatedly realized that she was almost through the doors. My grasping hand reached out and attempted to break her stride, causing my fingers to accidentally slip into the little crevice between her jeans and lower back, and discovered that we shared the same condition.
Her tight pants were also the only thing veiling her privates.
Photo Credits
Photo Courtesy of Socialite Life
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Photos Courtesy of Popsugar
Photo Credit: INFDaily.com and Splash News Online
Photos Uploaded from twifans.com and germandolls and fanpop.com
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
The culprit of this post is the very first photo, yet, for a long time, this remained a draft because I didn’t know how to attack it.
Suddenly, the ‘Pop! Pop! Pop!’ of buttons popped into my head, and, I remembered the observation of ATK readers Guinevere and Chi that Kristen was not wearing a bra during the kissing scene, and, the usually serious Robert Pattinson Diaries got a decidedly naughty touch.
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The Kristen Stewart Diaries — A Distant Robert Pattinson
The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Kissing Kristen Stewart Bare Chested
The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Robert Pattinson Plays Naughty Handsie at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards
The Robert Pattinson Diaries — A Haiku for the Robust Butt of Kristen Stewart
The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Getting Possessive of Robert Pattinson in Italy







July 21st, 2009 at 5:00 am
From a different angle (;
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/girl4dan/?action=view¤t=3574993984_3247ea2ea0_o.jpg
July 21st, 2009 at 5:43 am
irene can you please put more pictures about the same angle you have discover please
thanks. love
July 21st, 2009 at 6:40 am
OMG Lorna! And you said I was raunchy! LOL. This is so great, I like Rob’s mindset!
OMG! I can’t stop giggling? I forgot that Rob’s a Catholic
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July 21st, 2009 at 6:42 am
Sorry, that’s the ONLY one i’ve found so far.
And I got it from here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cybermelli/
July 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am
that was…hot. err awesome lorna
i didn’t know KStew wasn’t wearing any. thought she started going ‘bare’ only when she was back in LA. guess not. And loved Naughty Catholic Rob – LOL!
July 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Thanks Lorna!!! I love it!!!! Thanks for rocking our thirst(no pun intended) for Robsten news!!!! I like the pictures, and the story(as always!)
July 21st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
great post Lorna, i can’t stop giggling, ‘Perky Pillows’ that made me laugh quite a bit haha :d x
July 21st, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Lol naughty naughty Rob! But can you blame the guy? The girl he likes is standing in front of him, 3 buttons popped and ‘bare’! And Kris is looking good in these photos! Can’t wait to see them together again!
Again Lorna, bravo! This is a masterpiece, I can’t even describe it!
July 21st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
“And totally unbound. Utterly wonderful! I would have crowed if I could have”
Great job as always…..Im eating my words from before as usual.Loved it.
July 21st, 2009 at 8:53 pm
You’re really good Lorna. I’m having a great time reading this, laughing by myself.
July 21st, 2009 at 8:58 pm
OMG this is REALLY good! If only he were ACTUALLY thinking that…LOL…JK!
July 21st, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Oh my goodness! May I confess that when nobody was writing comments for a spell there I thought people were somehow offended and were not amused as I had intended. I’m so relieved… LOL
Isabel and robyn, even though I’m not Catholic, my religion teachers from Catholic school may not be too pleased how I have used that knowledge.
twilightfan, hope your ‘thirst’ was partially satisfied.
Alexx, the need for alliteration is to blame: plumped the perky… couldn’t think of any other word that starts with the letter p. LOL
Lala, a ‘masterpiece.’ Woot!
sabrina tt, thank you for your kind words as always!
Filinvest 2 QC, that’s good to know. Laughing is always good.
TeamEdward101, I’m betting that Rob is partially thinking some of these thoughts. How can he not? It’s the lusty month of May, the sun is shining, and the girl he really likes is displaying her charms and literally throwing herself at him… LOL
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
Was she really not wearing underwear? Oh my goodness
LOL. I bet he was thinking of these very thoughts, haha! C’mon y’all he’s young and a warm-blooded male, it happens. Haha!
July 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 am
another great masterpiece!
well, i can’t seem to decide what i like more
Gentleman Rob or Naughty Rob??
hmmm i guess i could take both!
lol
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:13 am
NOT BRA? is she crazy?
well is not dificult to understand why robert want to look jajaja
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
OMG sooooo naughty! I love it haha
your blog is the greatest..pretty original
I love how you write lorna, you are so talented
Rob looks so perfect! You can always feel rob’s “desire” for kristen when they are together. HOT!
ps: nice booty K!!! haha XD
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Isabel, I’m not sure about the underwear. I just added that in for a naughty touch.
lila999, the no bra is a presumption that ATK readers Guinevere and Chi are correct. They seem to be…
joanna, let’s enjoy both!
Muchas gracias, Jime!
August 8th, 2009 at 3:24 am
Rob, you naughty boy! Lol NO BRA?! Well, I guess it was to make the shirt fit a bit better. And to intensify Rob’s fantasies. Lol
March 27th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
heyyy u should sign up nd add me i lov eveybody well peac out
March 27th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
add me on twilight well dax
lol
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May 16th, 2010 at 6:43 am
hey
amazing post! when will the next tantalizing installment of either Robsten diaries be? Xxx