The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Recreating the Fire with Kristen Stewart

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

I felt nothing. There was nothing. I panicked and tried harder.

I gripped her skull between the palms of my hands, clamping her face to forced stillness so that I could run my lips all over her creamy smooth skin, before giving teasing little bites at the corners of her mouth, and then comforting the inflamed skin with nibbling lips.

I fought the yawning emptiness that yearned to devour me. What was wrong with me? Why couldn’t I feel the fire that flowed so naturally between Kristen and I during the Twilight audition? Why? I redoubled my efforts.

I caught her lower pout between my own and sucked it voraciously before giving the same attention to its upper counterpart. My tongue flicked the swelling flesh soothingly, before retreating and letting my lips once again take over.

Oh God! I was dying slowly during the Remember Me audition. I could not feel a damn thing! I was an idiot! A f—ing idiot! My co-actor knew it! The director knew it! Even the camera knew it! Blast it to f—ing hell!

On my last attempt, I did not withhold the fury of my sensual attack, repetitively seizing her lips in an oval suction before forcing her wide open with my darting viper of a tongue while my groin undulated forcefully against her.

A fragment of sanity called out to me to halt this madness. I searched for a way to end this blasphemy. I prayed for the director to call out ‘Cut!’ I wished that the earth would crack open and swallow me whole. Anything to stop this travesty of passionate love!

And then it was over. I smiled apologetically at my female co-actor for the utter disaster. What was her name again? Oh yeah! Emilie de Ravin! Maybe I can talk to her about…about her surname! It sounds French. I hope I don’t sound too much of an idiot.

As I chattered animatedly with Emilie, a part of me despaired. Was the magic with Kristen alone? Will I never find it with anyone else? But I’m an actor. I must find a way.

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Based on Harper’s Bazaar Robert Pattinson claims that he can’t recreate the Twilight audition chemistry that he had with Kristen Stewart with another co-actor.

The two first met at the 2007 auditions for Twilight, what they both assumed was going to be a cult vampire movie — not a $380-million-grossing global phenomenon complete with their own Barbies. They were thrown into a bedroom scene — well, a scene in a bedroom, anyway. [Rob says,] “I’ve since tried to do it at another audition, but it completely just collapsed.”

Quoting from an Earlier Diary Entry The parts in italics are from another post:

The Robert Pattinson Diaries — The Soul Draining Kiss of Kristen Stewart

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