The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Longing for Kristen Stewart while with Naked Models for Details Magazine
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A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan
Bloody hell! This must be the very definition of a f—ing living nightmare. What would be tantamount to be the fruition of the standard male fantasy has turned out to be the embodiment of my personal form of hell. I’m surrounded by an abundance of female flesh, too much so that I was writhing inwardly with revulsion.
Yet I had been mentally preparing for this Details Magazine shoot for months now, ever since my manager and talent agent had arranged it for me in a bid to expand my image that was solely based on The Twilight Saga, a manipulation of the public persona that had been created for one Robert Pattinson
I scoffed at the need for the task on hand, and then had to sigh with resignation. The public’s perception of me has to evolve to allow for the growth of my career.
I focused back on the shoot. I tried to smolder while trying not to make contact with the model’s privates that were right behind me, and the limbs that effectively held me prisoner. Yet my efforts were thwarted by the Details Magazine photographer, who barked out instructions for me to follow.
I curled my hands on her lower legs just as he said, but, I couldn’t bring myself to touch her bare flesh, so only my fingertips grazed her skin. I had to even silently mock myself when his instruction to fondle the other model’s buttocks resulted with one outstretched finger, which had to be even held in place with a firm female grip.
My refusal to take advantage of the situation, so to speak, only made the situation worse. The bevy of models relaxed even more in my presence, both on and off the set, becoming unguarded with covering themselves while waiting for their turn in front of the camera, and, when they do come on, it was with mounting aggression when manhandling me. I tried to turn away from the sight of the pulchritude of flesh as much as possible.
Photographer Norman Jean Roy had to employ tactics to hide my agitation, such as having me wear dark shades, which effectively hid my averted eyes from the almost naked model in front of me. His instruction to grasp her by the curve of her hip once again resulted in a slight caress with a single digit. I despaired at my own inability to follow the simple command.
I had to concede the principal cause of my ineptitude. I only cared to see the hair, eyes, lips, breasts, nipples, hips, thighs and privates of one female. And her name is Kristen Stewart
Photos Courtesy of Details Magazine
Photos Uploaded from RadarOnline.com
Photos: Norman Jean Roy
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Robert Pattinson Uncomfortable with Naked Models Robert Pattinson has been quoted regarding his discomfort during the Details Magazine shoot.
Robert On His Sexy Details Shoot: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours… Thank God I was hungover….
“This shoot, it’s kind of ’80s nakedness, you know?” he said. “If you look at porn in, like, the ’80s, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community.”
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February 20th, 2010 at 5:36 am
I so wish he and kristen weren’t through… I can’t believe she will be in the uk, so close…
February 20th, 2010 at 7:30 am
@ maeve: Who said they were through?!
February 20th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Haha, exactly, Irene! Maybe they secretly take jets to see each other…or…or…or maybe when everyone KNOWS they’re in the same place but THINKS they’re not together, they really are
There’s a possibility!
February 20th, 2010 at 9:01 am
OR they go on Skype and “talk” on there. Lol, reminds me of the fanfic called Late Night Encounters (such a good story btw). Plus, if they really haven’t seen each other since New Years then that only makes their reunion that much better. Think of all that s—ing they have to catch up to!
P.S. Love the diary Lorna!
February 20th, 2010 at 11:05 am
I LOVE ROBERT!!! AND I LOVED THIS DIARY!
Thanks Lorna!
February 20th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
That’s right! It’s only Kristen he would like to see like that. Ugh. I miss them.
Awesome diary entry Lorna! Love it
February 20th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
i wonder how kristen would feel if she saw these pics with robert and the models.
February 20th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
oh my god loved it and rob’s soo cute he loves kristen !!!
February 20th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Hey lorna I hope you made kristen diaries with her co star (eddie r)…he is good kisser!!! Wow
February 21st, 2010 at 11:33 am
I have some real info on this. He said in an interview about this photoshoot that he hated it with such a passion. His exact words: “I hate vagina. I am allergic to vagina.” I honestly think it’s disgusting. I mean, why would he say that, they weren’t even talking about that, they just asked why he wasn’t comfortable. But, I still love him.
February 21st, 2010 at 1:24 pm
lol…im allergic to vaginas is an old British joke..it goes…”DOCTOR DOCTOR, I think I’m allergic to vaginas!!”
“Why do you think that sir?”
“Because every time I see one I swell up.”
February 21st, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Of course… Nice ending sentence!!!
Love the writing Lorna!!!! As always!!!!!!!
Robsten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, LOL… hilarious joke!!!!!!!!! ;-D
February 26th, 2010 at 6:34 am
Those are some frigging nasty photos of those girls!!To think, having to be that persons parents!!
May 16th, 2010 at 6:48 am
another treat of an entry :p when will the next tantalizing installment of either Robsten diaries be? Xx