The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Kissing Kristen Stewart at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan
I bit my lip as I stared down at her.
Kristen stood there, unaware of the danger that she was in. She was like an innocent lamb that could be easily drawn to the slaughter.
I will be the executioner of every protest that could possibly escape her throat before she plunges into a whirlpool of desire.
It would be so effortless. I was already positioned perfectly. She would never know what hit her.
Unknowingly, she was already assisting my dastardly plan by clasping her hands at chest level, baring her petite body for my wicked ways.
I was slightly behind her. I could easily slip my hand around her waist, and haul her to my frame.
I would descend my head swiftly to capture her lips. She will attempt to escape by pushing at my shoulders. When that proves ineffective, she will struggle against my unyielding hold. And then she will arch her back and neck to try and dislodge my lips.
However, my need will not be denied. I had been too much of a gentleman, letting her control the situation too much of late. The non-kiss “acceptance speech” was a perfect example of the debacle that resulted from being too considerate of the fairer sex.
Besides, my demanding persuasion will have her willingly submitting to my powerful desire. Only a few seconds of instinctive resistance will ensue before she succumbs to her own passions.
Her arms would slip around my neck, and the arch that was meant to distance herself will be used to manipulate herself closer to me. She would hungrily return my kisses, and moan softly, begging for more as our lips would repeatedly slant greedily across each other.
I arrogantly knew these as facts.
My heart accelerated with the surge of red fire pulsing through my arteries, readying my limbs for the hot blooded attack.
The whole press room would be witness to the sensual assault, and will most likely document the whole incident.
I didn’t care. I wanted everyone to see me lay claim to Kristen. She was mine. She was the lamb to my lion. One cannot deny that pure and simple fact.
I was already on the balls of my feet, ready to pounce, when a sudden draft of air caressed my features, bringing with it a memory of my mum and her fervent remonstrance about how to treat women, and, I was suddenly filled with shame for what I was about to do.
I calmed my aggressive impulses and gripped the golden award tightly, grimly transferring my frustrated designs on the hapless trophy. If I really had been Edward Cullen, it would have been a small heap of dust at that very moment.
The thought brought a devilish glint to my eye and a cocky grin to my mouth. Kristen had no idea how close she had been to almost betraying herself to the whole world.
Photo Courtesy of Just Jared
Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes When I saw the picture on top, it made me grin. Then the biology class scene popped into my head, which, in turn, sparked this diary entry. 
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June 10th, 2009 at 2:28 am
This post is emotional, very well-written and I like it as always.
June 10th, 2009 at 2:32 am
i gust wanna ask 1 thing did kriste dump M.A???
because i am reeding a alot and they say that kristen and rob left the MTV awards 2009 togeder and spend the night togeder, is that true, are they dating ??
pleas answer
bdw; i love your stories its seems soo reel and its sooo good !!!!!!!!!!
June 10th, 2009 at 2:44 am
ist soo good love it !!!!
i think rob whas disepointed when kristen diden’t kiss him !!i felt srry for the guy because he lookt like he did wanna kiss kristen…
but then i heard that they left the MTV awards togeder !!??? end spend the night togeder!! are they dating ore somthing… she whas dating M.A whasen’t she ?? ore did she bump him for robert pattinson ??
June 10th, 2009 at 2:47 am
Thanks, Vic01! Your generosity is always appreciated.
Emma, I’m afraid that no one except Rob and Kristen can confirm what is happening, and, I really doubt they will say or do anything in public because they’re on their guard. Everything that is being written is pure speculation and based on circumstantial evidence. These are my opinions. A lot of people will strongly disagree.
June 10th, 2009 at 4:31 am
You crack me up every time you write one of these diary entries, Evil El. (Yeah, you’re back!) But I eat them up anyway. So much fun.
June 10th, 2009 at 4:37 am
omg i love that first pic, you can almost see the lust in his eyes. i feel sorry for him too when they did their ‘kiss’ accemptance but it looked like they had planned it. don’t you think though that if it didn’t mean anything they would have done it easy, say like if it was with taylor
? x
June 10th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Twilight– be fair to Emma….you know that MA is out of the picture. You can tell Emma that MA was refused by KS when asked for marriage and things became more transparent that KS and RP are together. Both set of parents appear to know this….(Rob B day and Kristin BDay and after these awards they are seen with her parents…) We do not need a declaration in order to figure this out.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:19 am
i won’t disagree lorna. it’s true, only these two “great friends” will really be able to confirm whatever is happening. either they do it by being seen ultra-affectionate a lot in public or release a statement. right now, i don’t think that’s happening any soon. let’s just give them time.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:24 am
well, that it is a good picture and good for a writing you’re really a genius that’s all. you beat some writer in a column that even they write only speculation, but the emotion wasn’t there…get what you mean thanks a lot
June 10th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Lorna, do you write books? I think you’re gonna be an excellent writer
..I mean, i couldn’t think of any imagination of yours..it’s all great, soo vivid..I’ll definitely absolutely positively buy your books 
..
June 10th, 2009 at 10:37 am
and that photo by the way is precious
June 10th, 2009 at 11:44 am
I efing loveee the pic…just epic…kstew does look like a innocent lamb walking in the lion den (point finger at Rob face)
June 10th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I love it Lorna! And I love those pictures too! Rob looks like he just wants to eat Kristen in the 1st one. When I look at him, I mean c’mon I see a man who wants Kristen. See how he’s like biting his lower lip
. Almost like he’s trying to control myself…ok maybe I’m imagining things! LOL
The 2nd picture is one of my favorites now of Rob. I love when he does that smoldering look with the side smile(is that what we call it?). He’s so handsome…I’m glad I went here before going to bed, maybe I’ll have wonderful dreams tonight.
June 10th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Thanks Lorna … i wanted diaries … im so glad i took my sis celphone and obviously go to ATK !!! Love the pics !! As for the couple thing only time will tell … i only wish time moved a little bit faster … lol …
June 10th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
i Don’t Know what rob is doing but he is really out of his mind. Is he that deperate to do that to kristen. like i said, kristen should break up with micheal like NOW.
is kristen blind, can’t she see how much rob is obsessed with kristen. Poor Poor POOR rob i mean if i was kristen i would give hime a chance. (even if i already like someone) + rob is a loner.
June 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
i dunno why, but after i read this, i had goosebumps, maybe because if this really happened….we need to call the nearest hospital now..
again, great job!
June 10th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Unhinged, I sometimes crack myself up when I come up with these harebrained ideas! Good times!
Thanks, Switzerland Isabel and Joanna!
Lola, you’re welcome! This was purely by chance though. They pop into my head uncontrollably.
Books, afterglow18? WOW! That’s incredible! Maybe in the future…
robyn, Alexx and uuu, yeah! That’s a pic that says a thousand words! I only managed a few hundred. Hehe.
CF, here’s the one thing I do know, I really don’t know anything for sure…
June 10th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
hot!!!
June 10th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
he’s totally s-xing her up … in the first pic … bad boy!
Down boy!
June 10th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Harharhar! TeamEdward76, which boy are you talking to? You know he’s got a b-g boy… HARHARHAR!
June 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
what can i say… brilliant as always lorna!!!!
June 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
lorna can i make a request ?^^
i want a entry … of the supposed nite they spent together at the charlie-c. hotel (house)…
June 10th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Lorna I was at Borders yesterday and I read a magazine (I can’t remember which one). It says that after the MTV awards, Rob and Kristen went out to eat and they were kissing, making out and sharing cigarettes at the restaurant. What do you think of that? Don’t know if it’s true but hey maybe you can write one of your diaries about it.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Did u write those..or is this some fake diary too..:??P
June 16th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
haha! Rob is hot!
June 16th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Hi Ash Johnson. To clarify, my name is Lorna Lopez and I am the author of every post on this blog. The diaries are all clearly labeled in the beginning as “A Fictitious Entry.” I am in no way affiliated with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or Summit Entertainment. Thank you.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:52 am
C’mon. These two need a break. I don’t get why everyone has to be involved with their lives. If they want to be with each other, well, we’ll probably know soon enough from the paparazi. They don’t seem to get time alone at all. If they want to declare they’re with each other they’ll give a statement.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 am
lorna …me encanta como te expresas , si no nos dan mas para leer sobre la saga …. te animas a continuala ? . quedo mucha historia con jakob y reseme y ese medio vampiro , y solo los personajes tiene vida eterna , desde argentina . suerte .
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hola diana! Muchas gracias! Soy feliz que le animo.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
ok,lorna ….entonces te tomo la palabra y espero con ancias tu continuacion de la saga , este lugar esta muy bueno , no se comportan como las demas pajinas ,con chicas histericas , tengo 30 años y aqui me gusta enterarme de lo que me gusta , espero que el idioma no sea inpedimento y sepan con claridad lo que escrivo , pues a mi se me complaca un poco , el traductor on line no es bueno . gracias desde argentina
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Diana, muchas gracias por su esfuerzo para traducir y para leer mis artículos. Estoy alegre usted encontré mi sitio
(Translation: Diana, thank you for your effort to translate in order to read my articles. I’m glad you found my site.)
June 26th, 2009 at 2:27 am
could you like totally publish this into a book. i would so buy this. it is awesome like the way the word was first used. you write brilliantly, by the wway. seriously, publish a book, if it’s any consolation, you’re better than s.meyer. seriously.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
wow… words fail me, so, wow… thanks…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
u could put all the diaries in this book … like there secret lives … hahaha … i would seriously buy it!!! Estoy mas q satisfecha con este website !!
August 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I absolutely love this…Lorna, you are an amazing writer. I look forward to reading your pieces. I think these two are perfect for one another and sincerely appreciate how you respect them. Thankyou, you wonderfully talented woman!