The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Jealous of Taylor Lautner with Kristen Stewart in Eclipse Tent Scene
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan
I was fulminating with a slow burning fury that was carefully kept hidden under a veneer of cheer and affable charm. Watching my girlfriend snogging somebody else is absolute torture, even though it’s supposed to be part of the blooming job. Anyone who tells me otherwise will receive a well-deserved ‘Put a sock in it!’
Kristen and I are doing the commentary on the Eclipse DVD with the assistance of technology. We are literally miles apart, stuck inside recording studios watching the film at the same time and bantering back and forth about Arnold Palmer drinks and whatnot, which was cut short when Taylor Lautner sidles into the sleeping bag and enfolds Kristen in an embrace that brings her against his well-developed frame, something only I should have the right to do so.
‘Get your hands off her, you bloody bastard!’ I longed to shout. I had to settle for an exclamation, “God, he’s so gross. So brazen!” And then, added lamely, “I really don’t like Jacob.”
I was irritated when Kristen makes a sympathetic sound at my comment. For whom? Taylor or I? I continued my verbal attack of the young actor, “Look at him and his tattoo and stuff. Ugh!”
To my utmost annoyance, Kristen defends Taylor, “He’s just young and overzealous.”
I snorted. Snarky git! “He’s not! He does it on purpose.” Codswallop, I say. I roll my eyes at how effortlessly she’s been deceived. “He’s looking at me when he’s saying this stuff.”
To my full satisfaction, Kristen finally accedes, “Yeah, that is weird.”
I decided to press my advantage, “What is wrong with him? He’s like, ‘I don’t even care about her, I just want to…’”
And then, Kristen softens again, “Look at him cradling! His little head nooked in there.”
I laugh derisively at her description. How easily females are tricked with a sensitive facade. Bollocks! I ridicule Taylor’s action that had my girlfriend’s cheek intimately pressed against his muscled chest. “You look like you’re milking him.”
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks to Twifans for the heads up.
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December 4th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Love it!
“You look like you’re milking him,”
December 5th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I really don’t think Rob is actually jealous..
He might feel a little awkward.
But he knows its just a movie,
and its just their job.
I think he was just being funny.
But I always love your diary entries!
December 14th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I think that Rob is actually jealous of Taylor. Cause, in an interview with him and Catherine, the hostess asked Rob what he thought of Jacob, and he was all like, I would totally date him. But here, he says that he hates him.
January 15th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I was watching the Twilight Saga: Eclipse today, with Kris and Rob’s commentary and when I got up to the scene where Charlie and Bella are in the kitchen, talking about why Charlie never married again, Kris was jokingly telling Rob that he should marry Alice/Ashley. But then Kris said, “Never thought about marriage… Again? Since you… After my…” After the “Since”, she said the rest of the words in a whisper. That actually got me thinking that, maybe, Rob has either talked to Kris about marriage, or he has actually proposed to her, before. In any case, what do you think?
January 15th, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Hi total_twifan. Yes, Rob has admitted to asking Kristen to marry him. He said in a 2008 MTV interview, “Yeah, I mean, I asked her to marry me, like, four times, but then, it didn’t go anywhere. It just fizzled out. Fizzled out.” (Please note that later on he will downplay this by saying he proposes to girls all the time, since Kristen wasn’t yet ready to admit she’s also fallen in love with him and still had a boyfriend at the time.) Here’s the link to that interview:
http://www.atwilightkiss.com/robert-pattinson-admits-asking-kristen-stewart-to-marry-him.html
January 18th, 2012 at 7:47 am
Wow! Thank you Lorna. Although, to be honest, I am well aware that Rob has asked Kris to marry him. I just thought that he proposed to her yet again in another occasion. But thank you again for clarifying that to me. I really do appreciate it.