The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Enclosed in a Cab with Kristen Stewart
Video Courtesy of TwilightNewMoonMovie
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan
I knew it was a mad idea.
I had known perfectly well the agony I would have to endure when Edi, otherwise known as Laurent, asked me to have dinner with them. Yet how can I refuse such a jovial invitation that hinted at sharp fangs upon a refusal?
I breathed out noisily as I settled into the corner of the cab, waiting impatiently for my cast mates to arrive. Then I saw Kristen exit the hotel.
I mentally cursed Edi for pinning me with his sugary explanation that it would look strange if only the three of us, meaning Taylor, he and I went out to eat, daring me with his eyes to utter a lame excuse to get out of the dinner date which suddenly included Kristen.
I prepared myself for the friendly exertions I have to undertake in a few seconds.
As Kristen opened the door, a devilishly playful gust of wind brought her scent crashing into the interiors of the cab, sending me into immediate turmoil.
I instinctively curled myself against the leather panel of the door, shying away from this creature who has the ability to torment and entrance. Despite the car’s seat belt, I managed to pull a leg up onto the seat in a pathetic attempt to further shield me from her.
A Twilight fan requesting for a snap with Kristen gave me the few moments necessary to bring me back to my senses. I recovered by taking out my ally of late — my mobile phone — used extensively to enclose me in a small bubble of privacy in any social situation under the pretext of texting, chatting, emailing or surfing.
I held the phone tightly in my hands and sent a message to my mate Sam, asking if we could meet up later, pegging the coming ordeal at an estimated two hours.
And then the door slammed, and, except for the driver, I was alone with her. I silently called Edi and Taylor several unflattering names for being late.
I breathed through my mouth so I couldn’t distinguish her scent, but, still, I felt my throat burn with her heated presence.
With singed vocal cords, I barked out, “Maybe we can go ahead, or we might be stuck here for an hour or more to accommodate more Twilighters.”
At her assent, I quietly gave the directions to the cab driver while I heard her making a call to Edi to explain that we had gone on ahead to the Indian restaurant that we had all agreed to go to.
I kept my head turned resolutely away from her, my ability to make small talk disappearing with the sudden surge of hatred overwhelming my being. I wanted to shout in a primeval fashion to purge the rush of anguish. I wanted to beat the earth with my fists and throw myself on its unyielding surface.
Why? Why did all these have to happen in this way? It was sheer lunacy! I was trapped in bedlam!
As if she felt my anger and resentment, Kristen also curled up her leg on the seat in an upright position, creating another barrier between us.
I swallowed the bile of hatred and gritted my teeth. Remember your mantra, I told myself. Professionalism. Balance.
However, the mantra was not enough for me. As soon as the cab reached our destination, I rushed out the door to escape.
I was more amiable by the time Edi and Taylor finally arrived and the four of us had settled onto the rich cushions and rugs on the floor of the theme restaurant. I regaled them with my current adventures with heating food in the microwave, sending the guys rolling with laughter.
And, after a couple of hours, I politely excused myself to see Sam despite Edi’s insistent protests to have my friend meet up with us instead.
As I walked briskly towards the waiting cab, I grimly reminded myself that this madness will be repeated. Numerous times. I am certain of it. And there is nothing I can do about it in the months to come. But I was determined to fight the insanity. Professionalism. Balance.
Video Courtesy of LaineyGossip
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes This fictitious tale, which reminds me of the biology and car scenes in Twilight, is a compilation of several true news tidbits.
A Fan Photo The first video is from a fan who says, “We are staying in the same hotel [as Kristen] and just happened to have been leaving to go out at the same time 
i got lucky lol”
A Sudden Habit of Texting Celebuzz writes, “The Twilight star [Robert Pattinson] hit up the Gibson Guitars pre-party for the 2009 Juno music awards at Richard’s on Richards nightclub in Vancouver last weekend. According to witnesses, Pattinson spent most of the night ignoring the other guests so he could text away.”
Actually, you can’t see what Rob is doing from the photo, except for the fact that he’s looking down. I used the Celebuzz news tidbit of him sending messages as the reason why his attention is directed downwards.
Microwave Mysteries In his latest interview with GQ staff writer Alex Pappademas, Rob explains that “the place he’s staying at in L.A. has a microwave, and that he’s never had a microwave before, and that he spends a lot of time looking for new things you can microwave. Those frozen cheeseburgers, from the store. A carrot.”
A Foursome at an Indian Resto Lainey reports, “[04 April 2009] Saturday – Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson were working in the day, then hooked up with Kristen Stewart and Edi Cathegi for Indian food. Towards the end of their meal, fans approached for photos. They obliged. Then Kristen, Taylor, and Edi hopped in a cab, followed by Pattinson by himself.”
Thank You Thank you to ATwilightKiss readers kairi and curious for the video and photo links to the first video.
And, thank you to Regina for noting that Kristen’s leg is up, which is unusual for her, because it’s Rob who does that whenever he feels already uncomfortable. Mirroring? 
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April 8th, 2009 at 12:09 am
hello i’m berrin.I have a problem .I can’t watch videos pls help me!!!
April 8th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Hi Berrin. Not to worry. The first video is just the photo with the Twilight fan, which I’ve already posted. The second video just shows Rob leaving the Indian resto alone.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:20 am
who’s the girl with blonde hair? can you tell me please?
April 8th, 2009 at 12:22 am
who’s the girl with blonde hair? can you tell me please? (video “robert pattinson in newmoon set” .please watch it first)
April 8th, 2009 at 12:50 am
hmmm. this is depressing. i don’t know. ahamf. my hope is fading.
agh. i’m crazy.
April 8th, 2009 at 1:33 am
haha, allways a plaesure to read your fanfics
great work!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:43 am
thx for the post, despite their denials i still feel that there’s SOMETHING between Rob n Kris, they’re so comfortable and close during Twilight prod n promo…
Now this? the sudden distance and awkwardness??
Try to hide or to ditch the “feelings” ?
April 8th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Are they really aloof to each other in real life now?
April 8th, 2009 at 7:28 am
My hope is low but I love your writing!!!
Thanks for the shot out cool!
April 8th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I agree with you Georgina. Maybe there’s something still going on with them(Kris and Rob) and they don’t want anyone to know about it. That’s the reasons for the public distance. Maybe that’s why Kristen looks as if she’s hiding. Robert looks as if he doesn’t care that anyone sees him with Kristen. Just as how he put his feeling out there to the world on what he thinks about Kristen. Feeling that they’d displayed just doesn’t disappear over night.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Body language is saying that they are uneasy being found in a cab, just the two of them. This also means that the rumors and speculations really affect them. Rob is shutting down (bytexting), Kristen is uncomfortable that this will start another wave of rumors ..
Let me play Devil’s advocate here: Could Nikki and Kristen be working together to dispel rumors about Rob and Kris by fuelling rumors about Nikki and Rob??? (e.g. Nikki driving around CA in what is rumored to be Rob’s old BMW)..
It is driving me up the wall .. really .. =(
Poor Rob.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I’ve decided to jump out from the ship. No more Robsten for me.. it’s getting worse now.. I feel sad to see their act to each other (whether it’s true or not).. just hope it won’t jeopardize their on-screen chemistry…
April 8th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Whoa there! I think I have to just remind everyone that this is a work of FICTION.
Although, thank you very much for taking it to heart, which might suggest effective writing, please also remember that Edward hated Bella in the beginning when she threatened to destroy his vegetarian existence.
In the same way, with regards to Rob and Kristen, strong feelings can only exist if there are great emotions for one another, for the opposite of love is…
April 8th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Although it’s a fiction I am very sad. Because, if I read the last 2 interviews, and I look at this photo, I think your story is right. And this guy is not happy. He is the loneliest person in this world. Everyone wants him, or a piece of him… but does anyone care what he wants, what he needs? Does Kristen know it? I don’t think so…
I am really-really sad ’cause I am not sure if it is a fiction… rather the truth.
(Sorry for the grammatical mistakes.)
April 8th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Lorna, it is not about your writings.. it is about facts that even me personally can see clearly..
I think most of us see the same thing, and we are lucky to have you who’s able to pour it into a “diary”
I agree with Vico1. No one care about his feeling. I really feel sad for Rpatzz…
April 8th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Its nice to see pictures of robert n kristen together, even if they are just friends.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
If i was summit i would not want R*K to come out as a couple now- many risk for them. New Moon is not out til Nov- which is 8 month to go- if they come out as a couple now then their news will be old news and wouldn’t draw in as many audience. For us to be the detective and the guessing game is always more fun for us anywayZ. We want to ship them together-but a little news and pix from them here and there sure gets our brain and blood pumping…LOL what r we going to do if we know that they r together for sure? Move on to the next couple? I don’t have another one yet, as for now Kristen and Roberts are the cutest couple. Robsten- hey they are not a confirm couple but they already name a couple name.. All the other couples actually get together before they get there name- just me thoughts
April 8th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
This my point of view. Rob has been in Vancouver since the beginning of March almost. Has he left VanCity * all? That first week of shooting was primarily Kristen and Taylor since the entire middle is Bella and Jacob. What special stunts are they having him do in the movie? How elaborate is it that he’s needed there for rehearsals these past few weeks? I know they’re supposed to come up with a way to keep his face in the movie with Bella’s thoughts and hearing his voice, but c’mon. With the arrival of the high schoolers and Ashley Greene, they’re for sure filming those cafeteria scenes and such and that isn’t going to take more than a week or two at most. Then it’s back to Bella and Jacob. Itsly isn’t until the end of May, right? With the Voltouri and Dakota Fanning. What’s Rob gonna do in the mean time? Oh yeah, be as close as possible to Kristen Stewart. Cuz he likes her.
April 8th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Hey im still in Robsten shipper!And I have noticed that Kristen has NEVER said the word LOVE when discussing MA. NEVER. It’s always’he’s awesome” or “he’s my best friend.” I have also never seen her look at Micheal the way she looks at Rob. I know we are just seeing pictures, but she is positively glowing in many pictures with him, especially the Tokyo ones-when she is looking at Rob. And he looks completely besotted when he looks at her. You can’t hide intense feelings and neither one is very good at it. At 18 and 22, they don’t have the life experience or maturity to do it. I think they feel more than just ***** that runs its course very quickly and Rob especially is full of praise for her. MA has to see it, if we do!
April 8th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
MA looks alot happy walking with Nikki in LA, then he did holding hands with Kristen in Vacouver. There is def. something fishy going on. * I don’t think they keep going on with the charade(sp?) much longer. There is something between Rob * Kristen. Its been clearly visible for awhile now.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:03 am
thank you
April 9th, 2009 at 4:04 am
Kairi, I absolutely agree with you.
April 9th, 2009 at 6:07 am
They are together. Why then they go together to the restaurant and the when the fans catch them robert leaves the place alone? In the cab they look like boosted!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I still hope that they will come to see what
We all see clearly that they are meant
To be together, hopefully soon
Love is unpredictable
Don’t give up on Robsten!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Perhaps NR is with MA and KS is with RP. Perhaps they’re covering eachother by keep it on the DL. Definetly agreeing with Kairi
April 9th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Brangelina often left eating haunts SEPERATELY before they ‘became pregant’ = outing. I think KS and RP have something going. And I hope they can let it run its course in peace.
April 11th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Looks like Rob was thinking looking down ” This will add more fuel to the fire! this will just add to the concrete proofs about me and kris! Gawd! hope the camera won’t capture me..”.. LOL
April 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
you guys should read Ted Casablanca’s Awful Truth for some juicy stuff about Kris and Rob. These two are an item and had been since day 1!! and btw this photo of them together in the cab is nowhere to be found in the net!! Somebody is trying to cover up something!! and apparently Rob and Kristen’s people had an emergency meeting..about what? still to come!it’s also pretty interesting that all of the papz shots we’ve gotten lately are from ms lainey only..some fans are saying that nikki’s been informing the papz about time and location of the casts and the photos are staged!!
Here’s ted’s posting about rob and kristen’s photographed together with over 500 comments!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b107995_rob_kristen_finally_photographed_out.html
April 14th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i think Rob is using his iphone for NOT to text but going online visiting atwilightkiss.com LOL!!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:14 am
rob and kris are together from the beggining of twilight the only problem was angarano
April 15th, 2009 at 3:19 am
ok good news you should go to Ted and read !!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b118430_jackson_has_kristen_stewarts.html
im so happy for the two GO ROBSTEN!!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:36 am
I agree with Vic01 … I just feel so sad for ROB .. It’s killing me ..
April 15th, 2009 at 3:40 am
“i think Rob is using his iphone for NOT to text but going online visiting atwilightkiss.com LOL!!”
Yeah Josie .. I bet you’re right LOL
May 30th, 2009 at 12:58 am
i love your pics.
July 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
edward cullen (robert pattinson )
I LOVE YOU
August 14th, 2009 at 3:41 am
robsten rules!