The Robert Pattinson Diaries — A Private Stripper Performance by Kristen Stewart
WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion. 
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
“Sit down, sweetie. I’m gonna give you a personal private performance you won’t forget.” With a playful smile, Kristen nudged her Converse sneakers off and flung them across the room with a graceful flick of each foot. Then she rummaged through her CDs, and before long I soon recognized the strains of an early Britney Spears hit — I’m a Slave 4U. I was greatly surprised that she even knew the song.
My eyes popped wide open as Kristen started dancing to the music. Since she was physically fit, her body can pretty much do anything, a fact I was quite thankful for at that very moment.
Although she has always maintained with the press that she never thought of herself as a sex symbol, she seemed to be bent on reminding me why she was considered to be one by both the male and female species.
My eyes were drawn to her hands as they ran through her dark hair and chest, by the sides of her writhing hips; before joining them in front of the low-slung jeans that lovingly hugged her hips.
Her position forced her breasts to plump between the triangular frame of her straight arms, making me gasp involuntarily in appreciation as they threatened the constraints of her button up blouse, which was being held together by flimsy looking knots right under her breasts, leaving her delectable cleavage and tasty tummy bare.
Kristen flung her head back and moaned. I shifted uncomfortably as I felt my blood rushing to my groin in response to the erotic sound. But I was helpless to resist. My stare never strayed from her writhing curvy body, which was mesmerizing with its heat and sexual energy.
I almost shouted a protest when she suddenly spun to face away from me, but, whatever protests I might have had died in my throat as she straddled my legs and sat on my lap, grinding her delightful behind against my jean clad hardness.
“Babe, you are making me so hot.” My hands crept to her front, but I only had a few minutes mauling her soft globes before she stood up again. This time I really groaned in protest.
She looked over her shoulder to give me a reassuring wink, and went back to torturing me with her rolling hips, which only made me imagine sinking my fingers into those very same hips before plunging myself in her sheath.
My breath caught in my throat as the indentation of her spine became longer. I belatedly realized that she must have released the snaps on her jeans.
As her undulating hips moved in circles, it prodded the blue material to slide lower. I silently prayed for the offending cloth to go down faster, but it seemed to have a mind of its own as it defied gravity and took its own sweet time.
I was ready to stand up and yank them down myself when Kristen helped the process by giving the hipster jeans a helpful push over the widest part of her hips, so that there was no way for the jeans to go but down, which it did with a sexy slither.
I clawed the bed sheets to stop from grabbing for myself the sweetest butt on the planet. The globes of her behind were in perfect display in the thong panties she was wearing. They rode high on top of her killer legs. They were so rounded that I had to grit my teeth, but the temptation was too great.
I lunged forward and sank my teeth into the malleable skin and proceeded to have my way with her. Maybe we can try the stripper performance another time, and, maybe after several tries, I can actually let her get to a point that she actually gets to bare herself totally, but, for now, it simply wasn’t possible.
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes This is actually a reedited piece from another story I wrote about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake years ago. LOL.
This diary entry is inspired by ATK readers’ naughty comments on the subject of Kristen Stewart in the film Welcome to the Rileys, set to world premiere at the 2010 Sundance Festival
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December 7th, 2009 at 12:12 am
awesome lorna!!! i loved it so much…
keep your diary entries up!! they´re fantastic… would be great if you write this one from kristen´s point of view, too.
i died for the next robert/kristen diary entry… and now it’s here!!
<3 <3
December 7th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Ooh, very hot!!! It would be very cool if you wrote it in Kristen’s POV! But, of course it’s your choice!
December 7th, 2009 at 2:09 am
omg….so hot lorna…i think u should make 1 of kristen being jelous of lucie jones cause it is rumored dat robert is going on a date with dat chick and she said dat kristen better watch out because rob was her dream man….
December 7th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Very sexy
well done Lorna!!
December 7th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Lorna that was awesome! Have really missed the diary entries lately and i definatly think you should write them more often
maybe you could do this in Kristen’s point of veiw if you feel like it? or im sure everyone is still dying to read that famous filming of the esme island scene in her opinion ha!
December 7th, 2009 at 4:06 am
Loved it! <3
It killed me!! It was awesome!!!!
December 7th, 2009 at 4:22 am
That was soo hot!I love it u should do I in kristens point of view!
December 7th, 2009 at 5:34 am
That was so HOT! Lorna you are killing me with your R/K diaries! A girl could only take so much. Anyways, I would love for you to write it in Kris’ POV but it’s your choice.
@yedith: where did you read that from? Why is Rob going on a date with that girl?
December 7th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Awww Robsten is so sweet and sexy at the same time!I can’t tell if they’re together or not,every time a new rumor pops out and I don’t know what to believe(like the date with that Lucie girl)If they’re not…well that would be a big LOSS ’cause they’re great together,but it’s their decision after all…
December 7th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Dear Marianna,
What date? Who’s Lucie? Kindly enlighten me
December 7th, 2009 at 9:33 am
well i read da article about rob n lucie on:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/gameon/view/111435/Lucy-Jones-and-Twilight-s-Robert-Pattinson-set-for-dinner-date/
December 7th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Marianna and All of ATK readers
This is a sad day for me. How very sad.
December 7th, 2009 at 11:01 am
For some reason I feel like they’re just twisting her words and what she really meant was she was going to dinner with her sister..
December 7th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@Andrea don’t be sad dear,maybe it’s another fictional story or maybe they twisted her words like Irene said or she’s a huge fan of Rob,who just wants to meet him,it doesn’t have to be a date,it might be a friendly dinner as well…if i knew his sister,I would do the same,hahaha,who wouldn’t?!
December 7th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Hawt, Lorna!!!! Thanks, babe…
Robsten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
woaahh its so HOTTTTT good job lorna!
December 8th, 2009 at 5:52 am
OMG. Guys can you believe that some people are comparing that Lucie girl to Kristen? Like some are saying that she kinda looks like Kristen. Psssh. Right. Anyways, I think it’s just a rumour. “I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ Unfortunately for me I had to switch on the Christmas lights in Warrington on the same day!” that line right there is fake. Oh and another one, “I can’t believe it – he is like my dream man, I really, really fancy him. Kristen Stewart had better watch out!” and then later on she said, “We got on really well but I’m not attracted to him at all.” Don’t you think that’s a little weird? So yeah, just a rumour to take the spotlight away from the Robsten fandom.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Wow,that Lucie girl is ugly,Kristen is the most beautiful,that Lucie can’t even compare to her!!!
anyway loved the diaries Lorna,good job,and really you should write them more often,you’re very talented
December 9th, 2009 at 8:23 am
WOOOOOOOOOW!…. really really really HOT! and btw… who the
Fuckis this Lucie girl… is she messing with ROBSTEN?!?!?! jmmmmm….she will die… if she even thinks to do soo….December 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Guys, simmer down! The Daily whatever is a London tabloid, similiar to OK!, the Enquirer, and Star (all crap!). Also, I googled an image of this Lucie girl, and she and Kristen look absolutely nothing alike, except she’s a brunette like Kristen (well Kris has dark hair now). Kris is gorgeous and this Lucie chick looks blah.
December 24th, 2009 at 10:42 am
@tatjana- You’re right; this would be epic if it were from Kristen’s POV.
Keep up the awesome work!
August 1st, 2010 at 7:03 am
Im guessing everyones probably seen the new article by Ok! magazine?? When I read it, I immediately thought of this diary entry. I think they may have gotten the idea from this, and then fabricated the quotes and all… If it really is true (and based on the source I dont think it is) then you hit the nail on the head!!