The Robert Pattinson Diaries — A Haiku for the Robust Butt of Kristen Stewart
Despite the hectic shooting schedule on the first day on the Italian set of New Moon, I couldn’t help admiring Kristen’s posterior, and poetic naughty words formed in my overheated brain.
Totally robust
Rounded globes to fill my palms
With utmost delight
I chuckled mockingly at my hidden desire. Still, it took a valiant effort on my part not to slide my hands from her waist down to cup her generous curves, an impossibility in the face of hundreds of spectators.
A small smile curved my lips as I reminisced fondly of the Vanity Fair shoot when I had the opportunity to cradle her bottom intimately.
Video Courtesy of Vanity Fair
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Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Haiku In simple terms, a haiku is a Japanese form of poetry that follows a 5,7,5 number of syllables per line meter. I’m sure there are subtleties with the art form that I have violated, so I would like to apologize and say that no offense was intended. 
Robert Pattinson Describes The Butt of Kristen Stewart as Robust
This was a comment from ATwilightKiss reader BellaCullen
Here’s my early A.M. confession. Can’t sleep. So I finally got the copy of the twilight DVD from the library. I decided to give this movie a second try since I didn’t enjoy it the first time.
Anyway I made it to the baseball scene and started to fall asleep. Still didn’t work for me the second time!
I then decided to watch it with the commentary and had the best time! I was laughing out loud at their comments, especially Rob’s. I about died when Robert says to Kristen….”Is that your robust butt?” A horrified Kristen audibly gasps and explains how those boy shorts were way too short.
I love Rob’s choice vocabulary when describing Kris’ posterior. ROBUST. Definitions of robust…
Full of health and strength; vigorous.
Powerfully built; sturdy. See synonyms at healthy.
Requiring or suited to physical strength or endurance: robust labor.
Rough or crude; boisterous: a robust tale.
Marked by richness and fullness; full-bodied: a robust wine.Is it me or do I believe Rob’s use of the word ROBUST is quite a compliment for Miss Kstew’s backside? Quite sexy don’t you guys think?
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May 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Yes sleepless BellaCulen I think it was quite the compliment. One that suggests interest. Which means he is interested. As we both know well…
I feel like we are going into a dead zone. No news on if RP and KS are going to be going to the MTV as a couple…not much of anything at all. HOpe for news Saturday…it is the morning of the 30th there…I would expect them to be on a plane if attending the MTV on Sunday.
May 30th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Yeah what a compliment! Very British! Here in the US a man might just say “sexy butt.” But of course, Rob being British, whatever he says sounds classy
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BTW, I’m probably the last person here to get it here but I finally got the Twilight DVD and I’ve been finally able to watch the entire movie without interruptions!
Yeah!
May 30th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Isabel, Chi and I still don’t have our Twilight DVD. Karen has kindly offered to buy for us during one of her US trips, and, I think she’ll be back in late June.
The only reason I’m getting a copy is to listen to Rob’s irreverent comments.
May 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
really? when did Rob say that? I watched [with] the commentary three times and have it memorized :/ is it during the kissing scene? Either way, that comment made my day
May 30th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
another nice entry Lorna!!
May 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Haha. I love kstew’s cute butt! Thanks for the reference Lorna. I didn’t even notice it on there at first. Yeah there is no way RP cannot be noticing her great ASSets. Have faith, they are going to be sitting next to one another at the awards show! Can’t wait! Sam has a concert in LA tonight… Maybe Rob is brining Sam and Sam is bringing his GF. That means Rob and Kstews plus 1 seats are taking…meaning double date
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May 30th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
The phrase robust butt has been stuck in my head ever since you mentioned it, BellaCullen. I was just very happy to have found a creative way to use it. Thanks!
And, your imagined pseudo-kiss that turns into a bite on the neck may just happen at the 2009 MTV Awards, fingers crossed.
Thanks, TeamEdward76!
May 30th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I believe Rob has robust butt too. Gawd! They’re so perfect together that even their butts are matched. Hahaha!
May 30th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Ha on the VanityFair repeat….try this with your hubby or boyfriend and see where you land….this is not as easy as the Rob made it look
May 30th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
A treat for you guys. I’ve befriended some girls who are great Robsten investigators…sharing this info with you guys. Instead of flying back a day early since he was finished filming. RP decided to wait for our lovely and maybe his lovely Stewie…. pics of them flying out together from ROME! Start squeeing guys.. Both of them together in first class. Rome to Frankfurt to NYC to LA….
http://i39.tinypic.com/beg851.jpg http://i39.tinypic.com/2vtrsau.jpg
May 30th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Oohh… It’s a great thing we have their clothes memorized! Totally recognize the shirts! Thanks Bella Cullen!
May 31st, 2009 at 12:54 am
Ohh guys, u r so lucky having DVD released already. In Netherlands Twilight DVD will be sold starting the 8th of July
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May 31st, 2009 at 3:05 am
Lorna, yeah I’m not sold out on the movie but I basically got it so I can see Robert, I sound pathetic! I have listened to the commentaries and everything else in the extra DVD.
CF- Lol, I actually did try that jumping like what Kristen did to Rob. Cause he saw me watching it once and he said ok let’s try that (something to that effect). Yeah it’s not easy, Rob makes it look easy. I’m petite but geez I almost landed my SO on the floor when I jumped on him. LOL.
May 31st, 2009 at 5:26 am
Naomi, he says it at the end, when the credits are showing.
May 31st, 2009 at 8:40 am
hahaha … i cant stop thinking about this …
and i have laughed a lot 2 with the comments …. specially Isabel ( the jump , she almost landed on the floor ) hahaha … i always enjoy myself at atwilightkiss…
May 31st, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I got the DVD from the UK. And I watched then film with audiocomment, and it was very funny.
The “robust butt” – if I remember well – was in the bedroom scene, when Bella and Edward are kissing.
September 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Hey lorna ; yeah kristen butt is very robust ;very nice i’m a woman and i think she’s very beautiful and have a great body,but rob oooohhhh my god he’s
noo he is beautiful beyond words i am sorry but thats what i think he is he is the one.
And lorna thanks again for the diaries i don’t sleep ,and these is good for me you know reading again and again your diaries . from sonora mexico alba lola says bye bye