The Kristen Stewart Diaries — The Temptation of Robert Pattinson
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A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
F—k! I could feel the heat of his f—ing gaze, which was way hotter than the exploding flashbulbs of the cameras during the New Moon press conference in Paris France. Oh man, I can’t let him get to me. He and I both instigated a rule, and s—t, I can’t believe I’m using the f—ing phrase, on no public display of affection. I hunched my shoulders and turned my body slightly away from him in self-defense…
I know how Rob loves my skin and whatever. He’s told me so often enough while he’s caressing me. F—k! Thinking of that is not helping the f—ing situation here! Stop it, Kristen! You are not going to give in to the temptation of one Robert Pattinson! No f—ing way! Smile for the cameras, Kristen. S—t! He’s still looking!
Pretend to look at something on your right, so that you can shoot him a quick warning glance to f—ing stop it. As in right now. What the f—k?!? The f—ing guy just gave me an impish rueful smile as if to say he can’t help it. Yeah right!
Okay, one step closer wouldn’t f—ing hurt. There. Oh man, the press is motioning for me to go closer. Fine. Oh f—k! I tossed my head in defiance. I am just f—ing fine, thank you very much, even though we’re now standing so close our shoulders are almost touching.
Oh s—t! Who am I f—-ing kidding? I inwardly released a sigh of defeat and gave in to the temptation of Robert Pattinson. I bent my head closer to listen to his inane chatter. Oh f—k! I love his how his eyes go when he thinks he’s just being clever! Oh man! Unfair!
Photo Credits
Photos Courtesy of RadarOnline.com
Photos: Fame Pictures
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November 12th, 2009 at 2:14 am
I love how she has to physically restrain herself from reaching over to Rob by putting her hands behind her back (;
And am I the only one who’s completely in love with her dress??
November 12th, 2009 at 2:36 am
“i know how rob loves my skin and WHATEVER. he´s told me so often enough while he´s caressing me”
i loved this so much… we all know that rob adores kristen´s body… how he looks at her butt and her legs…
and we all know how attracted kristen is by rob… <3 <3 of course she is… he´s handsome, hot and smart!!!
Robsten ♥ ♥ ♥
November 12th, 2009 at 7:05 am
I love the whole outfit too!!..they are both so hot..The second pic..I see what she means in this story..my bf looks like me like that so intense I can´t resist.LOL..
November 12th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Look at Rob’s eyes on the last pic!!! Hahaha Nice dress Kristen!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:59 am
i know LA GRETTA: he´s like looking to her breasts!!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 10:34 am
i love this!!! so funny and so cute!!
November 12th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Lmao! Rob is like eye-f—ing Kris on all the pics above! Lol it’s obvious how they can’t keep looking or touching each other. Love them to bits.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Thanks, so much, Lorna! Inched closer to him… We love you Kristen! You go girl! We love you, too Rob!!!!!!!!!
Robsten!!!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Oh my god!
The last pic!! He was totally oogling kstew!
Btw, the dress looked good on her. Better than VMA’s- her b**bs seem bigger
lol
November 12th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
He does check her out every chance he gets even in front of a crowd. Here’s another cute photo from EW, Rob’s peck on KStew was showing familiarity as if he’s been doing it often, while TS was plain pretending.
http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/6197120.html?
November 12th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
why kristen is always gorgeous!? whatever that she wear is totally rockin me! i really really love kstew and also rob. check this guys at madrid photocall http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/11/first-pics-from-madrid-press-conference.html
November 12th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
they’re really so inlove! kstew check her man in this picture http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/003xwaar
November 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Sexiest French interview of Rob. KStew is so lucky.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/robear-pattinson-speaks-french-i-put-it.html
November 13th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I loved it Lorna! that was so clever!!!
They look perfect! Im so happy~!!!
Robsten!! 4 ever!!! <3
November 15th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Hilarious! The first pic made me laugh so much, Rob is clearly checking her out there, it’s like he motions her to come to him… And it works!
November 29th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
http://rafaboreanaz.livejournal.com/17379.html
Would the look on Rob’s face as he perused Kristen’s body make for an inspiration for you?
Luvin your K and R’s diaries!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Thank you, white_freesias! I’m glad you’re enjoying the diaries!
December 1st, 2009 at 7:37 pm
wow…your freaking awesome lorna
this is my first time here in your website
and I was glad that my fellow filipina
can actually did this amazing diaries
they were so hot!!! Love Robsten!!!