The Kristen Stewart Diaries — The Loving Touch of Robert Pattinson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards
WARNING: This post contains language that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
F—! I was still reeling from Rob’s acceptance speech for the MTV Best Male Performance Award where he mentioned my name. My name. He specifically thanked me. And it will be seen by f—ing millions of people who will speculate on what it means. F—k!
On one hand, I wanted to f—ing strangle him; and, on the other hand, I wanted to f—ing hug and kiss him.
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S—t! My hands were itching to do something. Who the f—k are they looking at? Oh! It’s Anna. I’m so glad she won the Best Breakthrough Star Award!
I was glad for the momentary distraction and stood up to hug and congratulate my The Twilight Saga co-actor.
F—k! The Best Kiss Award is coming up! She’s announcing our names! I was so f—ing agitated that I stood up hurriedly, plastering a smile on my face for the cameras, and, immediately stumbled. F—k!
I used the momentum to whirl towards Rob, who already had his hand out to grab mine and pull me strongly to his side. His arm settled on my waist to steady me.
I didn’t care that millions were waiting. I leaned into his ear and whispered for him alone, “Thanks babe. I f—ing love you.”
As we continued to walk towards the stage, I berated myself. I still couldn’t f—ing believe that I almost fell flat on my face. F—ing s—t! What the f—k is wrong with me?
I have a great f—ing guy who f—ing loves me! I should just f—ing lean on my man. What the f—k could it hurt? There are some things that we can do the f—k together. Like walk to the f—ing stage. I should have just waited for Rob instead of hurtling forward, and, almost embarrassing myself! F—k man!
Together. I sorta, like, really like the idea.
Photo Credits Except where indicated, all photos are courtesy of PopSugar
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes An enormous thank you to ATK reader Guinevere for figuring out the PopSugar photo links, which are way beyond my comprehension!
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June 12th, 2010 at 1:25 am
Glad your doing diaries again! I missed them soo much! ♥
June 12th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Cute! Wow, a lot of F–ks though! Hehe!
Hey did you see the latest news? Breaking Dawn will be two films, AND after finishing the Twilight films, Kristen is considering moving to Britain to take up theater acting. …Or could it be that she wants to be closer to Rob?
Lu
June 12th, 2010 at 1:47 am
Yay another diary. This is so Kristen. Great job Lorna. I loved it. Go Robsten!!!
June 12th, 2010 at 2:09 am
Yay!!!
Thanks Lorna, we need it KStews POV, I love how you write her, there where too many F**ks to count but I do think she talks or thinks this way, and about her moving to England @Lu please a link??
Anyway, love that there happy in L.A. for now and that they´ll have more time together filming 2 Breaking Dawns, have you guys seen happy and smiley Rob on set? If not here you go just don´t mind the cougar next to him, hahaha, just love the pretty!!! *sight*
http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2010/06/more-new-pics-of-rob-from-wfe-set-june_11.html
June 12th, 2010 at 2:16 am
I found this about Kristen moving to the UK
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a225383/kristen-stewart-for-west-end-debut.html
@Melissa MexBajaTij Great Pictures! Rob looks just Yumm♥
June 12th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Thanks @Charlotte for the link but did you see when they named the source “Daily Mail”, that´s the same magazine that quoted Rob saying that they where dating, that there just kinda smells funny, I certaintly wouldn´t mind seeing Kristen in a play, heck I´d fly all the way to London just to see her in one, but that mag has a rep for making up stuff, so….. how knows??
You guys seen this yet??
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/06/longer-version-of-eclipse-clip-doesnt.html
I just can´t take my eyes off him!!!
June 12th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Awww that good I don’t know I introduced myself or not so I’m going to hi I’m courtneycullen and I am sorta new here
June 12th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Welcome @CourtneyCullen, glad to meet you!!
June 12th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Melissa MexBajaTij, that clip is amazing!! but what was even more amazing was that kiss, WOAH!!! and robsten looks gorgeous like usual
great diaries lorna!
June 12th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
@Melissa MexBajaTij: you are the best! thx for the link!!!
June 12th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
not that I like it but you should lessen the word f—k, I don’t think so that kristen said that in every word she says! =)
June 12th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
love the diary but agree with cherry, maybe she’s not as rude as everybody think… she’s lovely isn’t she?
June 12th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Your totally welcome girlies, it was my pleasure, and I do mean that, just look at that pretty!!!
@tay_rfl_ I agree with you about the kiss, I can´t wait to see the bed-leg-hitch scene, and also the tent scene, even thou Jacob is there.
Anyway have you seen this???
http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-pics-of-rob-in-beverly-hills-today.html
Couldn´t sleep after seeing it!!!
June 12th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
@ Melissa MexBajaTij Rob looks soooo HOT! Just Yummmmm♥
Here are more picture from yummmy Rob on set! (:
http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2010/06/robs-hq-pics-from-wfe-set-june-9.html
June 13th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Have you guys noticed what Kristen is wearing on her wrist yet! I reallly am suprised no ones said anything yet. It’s that bracelet that her Rob both have. Remember after Comic-Con,he had to go back to New York and she had to go back to set,they were both spotted wearing matching black bracelets with a little knot on them so you could tell they were identical. How cute Kristen’s wearing hers even with Rob by her side. Robsten<3
June 13th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Promise Bracelet! i so noticed that too!! and to melissa mexbahatij, rob looks sooooooooo good lately, i love the tan! and that jacket he is wearing looks like kstew’s, the jacket looks too tiny to be his! i bet he was about to get in that car to go hang out with her
June 13th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Rob was also wearing that bracelet during his interview in Ellen de Generes Show.
June 28th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Ok, seriously, Kristen doesn’t curse THAT MUCH!