The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Robert Pattinson Plays Naughty Handsie at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
I purposely put on a bland face as the other members of the Twilight cast and creative staff gathered backstage before the press right after winning the Best Movie Award at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.
Although I could feel the heat of his gaze, I didn’t dare to look at him.
I could still feel the guilt coursing through me for not kissing him earlier during the show as we had originally agreed upon, bailing out at the last second, or, more accurately, a couple of minutes before our names were announced as the winners of the Best Kiss award.
When I felt his hand on my waist, I was relieved, thinking that he had partially forgiven me.
Yet, I was wrong about his motives. I realized in an instant he was there to punish me for my transgression.
I bit back a gasp as the tips of his fingers delicately traced my sensitive spine from my waist to my lower back, and traveled through the receptive flesh repeatedly with increasing ardor.
Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images
With the finesse of a long time musician, he played my responsive nerves like a fine instrument, alternately thrumming them like guitar strings before pressing with the pads of his fingers as if he were playing the piano.
I could feel the heat enveloping my porcelain skin, a willing traitor to his sensual ministrations, betraying my reaction to anyone who cared to look.
I lifted a trembling hand to partially shield my face and the pink flush that was draping across its thin surface. In response, he went even closer behind my back to hide even better his impudent hand that was bringing me so much pleasure.
From the corner of my eye, I saw him looking at the side with perfect nonchalance, in seeming innocence that was in direct contrast with his devilish activities.
Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images
He knew my weakness, damn him! My breathing became shallow as he continued to torture me to my secret ecstasy. My eyes lidded over in response to his continued sinuous movements. Even though I could not see it, I could imagine the satisfied half-smile on his face as I couldn’t hide the intermittent quivers of my excited body.
Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images
I squeezed my lower limbs together as his tantalizing digits caused tingling sensations to spread from my spine to every fragment of my famished flesh, for every delicate caress from his fingertips were like hammering and pummeling that my masochistic body craved, for my true hunger lay deep within that could not possibly be quenched at the moment.
As I heard him make small talk with Peter, I inwardly cursed him, ‘Damn him, damn him to hell!’
UPI Photo Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
Then the tormenting hand was suddenly gone, yet, the throbbing hunger remained. I turned towards him with the intent of demanding for the return of the painful pleasure, but, thankfully, my angel of reason clamped down on my hedonistic demon.
UPI Photo Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
Still, I was in agony even though my persecutor had released me from his whips of amusement. Desire was throbbing through every artery. Liquid fire was flowing out through every pore. Sensual yearning was licking its way through every covetous nerve.
I did the only thing I could under the unbearable circumstances.
I screamed in frustration.
UPI Photo Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes When I saw a new batch of pictures from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards that included the last picture of Kristen Stewart with her mouth wide open as if screaming, it made me grin.
Then a naughty comment from ATwilightKiss reader Chi came to mind, and then, I remembered other pics from the press room, and, as I looked at them I remembered the infamous “coming” scene from the classic romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally, and a naughty Kristen Stewart diary was born. 
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Great, Lorna, just great
July 18th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Wow that was so cool. A very ‘accurate’ photo analysis LOL.
That infamous Meg-having-a-Big-O scene in When Harry Met Sally will forever be one of the unforgettables in film history. Gotta love that movie!
July 18th, 2009 at 9:18 am
another win!!!!!
you should make more of kstew’s diary!!!
*i know i should get going now, my sis will kill me! LOL but this is worth it!*
July 18th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Thanks, Veronika and joanna!
And, robyn, I believe this is what Lainey of Lainey Gossip deplores as Photo Assumption, which is SO TRUE. LOL.
July 18th, 2009 at 9:27 am
oh yeah ‘photo assumption’, that’s what she calls it, when Twi-hards read much on R/K photos. let’s send her this link to ‘please’and entertain her more (sarcastic much) LOL!
July 18th, 2009 at 10:02 am
OMG!! Excellent Lorna!! So well made sometimes i felt like i shouldn’t be watching those pictures.Really funny…Thank you!!!
Lorna, Would you be able to do Rob’s or Kris’ diaries on what would happen next week at the Comic-con?? I’m dying to know your thoughts on that one….Please….
July 18th, 2009 at 10:12 am
All the pictures are perfect for the diary and you wrote it well! LOL. Omg, the first one he is totally s—ing her up! I don’t think Kristen’s showing any cleavage but gosh look at Rob looking at her rack like that. At least that’s what it looks like to me! Hahaha. Oh and darn Peter Facinelli, can’t he take a hint? LOL
And I almost forgot, the 4th picture looks like KS was having a….um, never mind I’ll keep my post PG-13!
July 18th, 2009 at 10:26 am
LOL love the last one especially!
July 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Lol another great post Lorna! The fist picture is wow…I’m clearly speechless..I imagined myself in place of Kris on that pic!
When I finished reading this I went back and looked at the pictures again and Rob is getting closer and I tried to imagine where his hand will be caused it’s obvious he’s not holding her on the waist as always.
These two are killing me. My day wouldn’t be complete without going to your site everyday and finding yet another great article.
If only they would just come out and announce their not-so-secret relationship.
And I would just like to say that my girl crush is now Kristen Stewart, officially. Lol!
July 18th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Islesme, you mean like speculate on what may happen at the Comic Con? There’s a KStew diary flitting in my head about how excited she is about seeing Rob again. But, as you know, these things are purely MUSE CONTROLLED. We’ll see…
Isabel, I have noticed of late that your comments are getting raunchier. Haha. Thank you for restraining yourself.
Robsten, as I wrote above, that last picture is the culprit for this whole diary entry.
Lala, imagining where Rob’s hand is and what it’s doing is the mental exercise this diary is supposed to inspire. Please imagine away…
July 18th, 2009 at 11:02 am
OMG, nice post, lorna!!!!! I have been waiting for a Kstew diary entry…..
July 18th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
July 18th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Hey Lorna and everyone…
1. ROTFL. Funny cos only last nite, I read an E/B fanfic titled Exchanging Gifts. That’s exactly what Edward did to Bella right in the presence of Esme, Rosalie and Alice in the Cullen’s kitchen, during a New Year’s Eve party. LOL.
2. WHMS. LOL. I saw that particular scene in GIF at LJ community. Was like LOL, cos KS really looks like Meg Ryan. First time I saw KS in Panic Room was like “Hey.. Meg Ryan has a son!” (I think I said this already, LOL).
3. No Non-Kiss
Who said that it was a non-kiss? LOL.
http://mayhemonte.livejournal.com/20189.html
Anyway, see ya in other comment, guys.
Keep it up Lorna.
July 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I know Lorna, sorry, this is the real me, although in person there was no way I’d talk like this. I must practice more self-control or I might get banned from your blog, haha!
July 18th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Wow Lorna! Girl, you rock… it’s awesome
Oh, how I wish this was true…
Greetings from Mexico
July 18th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
TeamEdward101, I also missed Kristen’s voice. I’m so glad this one just popped into my head when I saw the pic!
Esther, OMG indeed…
mayhemonte, that story was also mentioned to me by ATK readers Guinevere and Chi, but, I requested them not to tell me the details. Just the concept. If Edward did it in vampire company, that must have been very embarrassing for Bella with their heightened senses.
Isabel, I’m sure you’re a proper demure Southern belle… on the outside…
Hola, Bell! Muchas gracias!
July 19th, 2009 at 10:05 am
LMAO with the Meg Ryan clip from the movie When Harry Met Sally. I want RobSten to star in romantic comedy together and I think they can pull off the same scene with equal greatness.
This is great sweetie! Very funny and the different facial expressions are spot on to your write up. Keep it up!
September 24th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
OH MY ACHE!
ROBERT TOUCHED KRISTEN’S WAIST
THATS VERY SEXY AND HOT
KRISTEN,YOU’RE LUCKY