The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Robert Pattinson Kisses Emilie de Ravin in Remember Me
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
WARNING: This post contains language that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.
I bit my lip. I knew it was stupid to delay looking at the photos. I was even berating myself for even wanting, no, needing to look at the moment I’ve been dreading for, like, months now.
I exhaled a mocking laugh. Because I was a stupid idiot, that’s why. I didn’t want to see Rob, like, kissing somebody else, yet, I was drawn to inspect the deed like some… I didn’t want to finish the thought.
The monsters gently yipped in encouragement.
I steeled myself and flicked my eyes towards the first image. F***!
I was so agitated I had to stand and pace in my room. I brushed the palm of my hand across my mouth. I was taken aback to find my lips were trembling. I crushed the tremors with my hand. F***! F***! F***!
Sympathetic murmurs came from the monsters.
I gritted my teeth and forced my feet to move back towards the computer. I told myself that it was just acting. Just acting. Just acting. Just acting.
It didn’t work. I felt the tears prick my eyes. I swung my head up to stare at the ceiling, willing the wetness to recede. F***!
Without looking, I clicked to the next one. I noisily exhaled and made my eyes glance at the screen.
Okay, at least they weren’t kissing, but the snuggling wasn’t, like, great either. I clicked.
I breathed out the trapped air that I was unaware I was holding in. Now they looked like a couple of professional actors who were waiting for the next take.
I felt the crushing tightness in my chest release a little bit. I also realized I was grinding my teeth and clenching my jaw. I tried to relax my balled fists. Click.
F***! How did she get to the other side? Did the director tell her to roll on top of Rob? Or were they improvising? F***! I knew too well where improvising can get you!
Did Rob let Emilie slide in between his legs? Did their hips press against each other? Did she caress his bare calves with her feet? Were they kissing the whole time? Did she let her lips linger on every part of his face? Were they inhaling each other’s breath? F***!
I angrily clicked to go to the next image.
F***ing sh*t! She was half-naked with just a bikini top! F***! F***!
Dimly I noted that she wasn’t that big chested like me. The observation made me feel better in some, like, primitive section of my brain.
I barked out a laugh. Yeah, right, and only Rob’s shirt separated their bare skin from touching and sliding across each other!
I also hated the fact that they looked good together! F***!
F*** him! F*** him to f***ing h*ll! He f***ing looked like he was f***ing enjoying himself! F*** him!
The monsters roared their livid fury!
Then I heard another sound. My writhing brain realized I was moaning wretchedly as I slowly bent over in half to contain the pain that was tearing me apart.
F***! I have another The Runaways rehearsal tomorrow with Joan and there was no f***ing way I was going to let my voice be cr*ppy! This stupid crying jag is gonna tear up my vocal cords. No f***ing way!
I allowed myself one last self-pitying moan, and then I forced all the burning images to go up in smoke. I slowed my breathing and closed my eyes.
The monsters hummed a soft lullaby to lull me to sleep.
Photo Credits
Photos Courtesy of Just Jared
Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Pacificcoastnewsonline
Photos Courtesy of Just Jared Jr.
Credit: PPNY / GSNY; Photos: SplashNewsOnline, PacificCoastNewsOnline
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June 20th, 2009 at 4:24 am
oh this was so incredibly good!! you could really feel the agony out of kristen. i had never seen these pictures before. oh those woud must definately make kris feel like this
hopefully rob wasnt enjoying himself to much. cause he would not like to p-ss kristen off now would he??
but anyways, very good diary entry lorna
June 20th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Lorna, it’s nice work.
But… only one thing. Looking these pictures we can see the differences, between R&K filming and R&E filming. On these photos I see two actors are playing a movie, looking Rob&Kris pics I see a deep relationship between a girl and the boy.
June 20th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Wow, I so agree with you Vic01!!!!
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June 20th, 2009 at 5:35 am
It looks more like she’s the one kissing him and he’s just giving in
. Yeah looks like acting, which is great for Kristen’s sake. I like Emilie’s outfit, very sexy! Kristen you oughta get something like that. The Daisy Duke shorts is gonna do the trick!
I’ve never seen Rob’s legs before, whoopee!!! They look skinny but that’s alright with me. He’s always gonna be sexy in my eyes.
June 20th, 2009 at 5:40 am
Omg! Looks like somebody has a bit of a Potty Mouth. Great job Lorna! I think that she probably the exact same thing thats written. If not maybe worst. I feel bad for her She must feel sad or mad.
June 20th, 2009 at 6:14 am
wwwooooww…
June 20th, 2009 at 6:40 am
lol shes 28 and hes like 23..
June 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am
rob, please don’t fall for her.
June 20th, 2009 at 9:57 am
OMG!! Such good job Lorna. You can feel KS’ pain watching those pictures.
But I do agree with Vico1 and Isabel, you can tell is just acting, plain and simple, he’s not that into her, the chemistry with Emilie, lukewarm at the most.
Think of that same scene done with KS instead………UBERHOT
June 20th, 2009 at 10:27 am
ooooh you’re good Lorna! feel Kris’ pain coz i feel ‘em too! hate to see Rob kissing another woman LOL. Emilie & Rob’s chemistry not the same as Robsten tho Robsten is uberly uberly hawt they want each other! LOL and the last picture looks like Rob is more yawningly bored than roaring bwahahaha..
June 20th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Rob is in love with Kristen but he has to work. He has to look like it is real he makes a living as an actor….for crumb sake. I agree though that even though Kristen is mature and an actor too see this must hurt abit even though she knows it just acting. Their love is very new and stuff like this can shake you up. And you know the press is going to eat up every bite of this like locus. She will not be able to get away from it. He is not into it either but has to be….he is an actor….its his bread and butter. The studio is going to pair him with every beauty in the book as the leading man beefcake. I wish they would marry and move to London and be movie or theatre team. Get away from the crazy stuff have each other and solid movie work too.
June 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
great work,lorna.
i hope kris felt the same.
lol
then, the photos [might] make kstew take rob`s offer to fly to ny in some weekend
June 20th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Look at the pics of Robert on x17online.com seams not so happy..maybe Missing his lady kristen?..I wonder. Also look at his hand in the very first pics on here I think he’s barely touching her, I don’t feel the chemistry here..Go Robsten!!
June 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
This was great. May I ask , are they still filming on the fourth pic?
June 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
oh rob…
June 20th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Heey everyone…
Lol. Wicked. Lol
Hey, uh Kris, do you want a Rob voodoo doll?
LOL
June 20th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Get off my man!!!! shouted kristen ! LOL
I am being nasty! LOL
June 20th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
the first pic, rob actually looked kinda uncomfy, his body language, like emilie was one of the craze girlfans..lol
June 20th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
If i were kristen, despite being professional, I will be disturbed ..
I feel Edward is cheaping on Bella on the beach ..
Rob looked very wrong on the beach, like he doesn’t belong there..he’s so pale, still being edward..lol
June 20th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
honestly, no worries kristen, they don’t look good together, they looked WRONG together.
And emilie is a sweet looking girl (due to her height, if she’s taller, i’ll call her a woman), flat tummy, ok, face wise, just ordinary, legs, too short …
overall, kristen wins big time..
fair pale beautiful skin, taller, great butt, great legs, lovely face!
June 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
At last!Rob has found a new leading lady,very beautiful and just divorced!I think he’s gonna have a really great time!
June 20th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Kristen.
Please go to New York and show to Emili you is Rob woman….
Don´t give her a chance to catch him….
Kisses!!!!
June 21st, 2009 at 12:01 am
Awwww Kristen don’t worry! We all know that the chemistry between them is NOTHING compared to yours and rob’s. But i know you have all the rights to be jealous and be POSSESIVE!
don’t worry this will be over soon.
more power to Robsten =)
June 21st, 2009 at 1:51 am
Emilie is petite, she’s 5′2.
June 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I hope Rob can further hone his chemistry with Emilie because this movie will define if his outstanding popularity is commensurate to box office success. As it is right now, there’s a lot to be desired from their chemistry. However, few pictures is not enough to judge their chemistry. Hence, let’s wait and see at least for the movie trailer.
June 21st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
i agree with all of you except for who thinks that rob should be with this women
kristen is like much much more better than her
kristen you better give him your answer
June 28th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
i feel soo bad for kristen… i almost cried reading wat she said… poor girl
June 29th, 2009 at 8:04 am
I agree will robsten fans EVERYWHERE
June 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lorna, this is like, some of your best work yet!
i wonder if kristen might have said the exact same words! that would be like, awesome!
and i agree with Vico1, R&K have so much a deep relationship, sometimes i forget its R&K and not E&B hahahha.
well, nice one, keep them coming!!!!!
please?
with an edward on top.
June 29th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Ok, here’s what I think….Kristen has a lot of issues right now, with the MA relationship/break-up who knows thing and filming The Runaways I don’t think that she’s going to take up Rob’s offer to fly to New York for an exclusive weekend. I certainly don’t believe these two have any chemistry, you can tell by how unconfortable he looks in these photos. After all the things Rob’s going through, with the cab hit and the crazy fans, Kristens probably dying to go see him, comfort him at the least
Rob’s probably dying to see her too.
You know all the rumors the paps are going on about? The ones were they think rob and kristen are texting/calling each other non-stop while they’re away from each other cross country? Well, maybe someone should do a post about they’re alleged text messages….like what they say and stuff. I seriously don’t think they have enough chemistry to become much, he’s probably being friendly taking her out and stuff. By the way I kind of hate Kristen’s new haircut….it’s just the color really…
June 29th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
It’s just a movie right? There not going out or anything???
Talk to ya later!
-jazlinn
June 30th, 2009 at 8:48 am
sera cabron el robert de los cojones
July 6th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
rob doesn’t deserves kristen anymore because he cheated on her, kris even ended her relationship with michael for you rob ya big idiot
July 7th, 2009 at 2:32 am
did kristen reallly write this? i really hope that rob was not enjoying that.cuz those pics really ticked me off.if this is the way rob is going to be i suggest she finds another
July 21st, 2009 at 7:57 am
rob chased kristen i think they are great together,to bad rob is with emily but then again young boys love older women to full around with only but when it comes to settleing for a real relationship kristen is the one for him.she is beautiful,smart,funny,she may only be 19 now but just think what she will look like in a few years women are like fine wine they get better with age and i have been with the same man for 36 years i was only 17 when we met.i love twilight have you seen peter now that is a beautiful man.yes i know he is married but he is not shallow he is stable i hope he gets more great movies to act in.i feel robert is hurting his imagei hope he is not that way in real life but????????
July 29th, 2009 at 10:33 am
I [don't like Emilie de Ravin] why she come and take robert he is busy NOW!
Lorna i love your site
August 8th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I have a reminder for Rob: KRISTEN WAS THE REASON HE AUDITIONED FOR “Twilight” IN THE FIRST PLACE! DON’T LOSE IT, YOU IDIOT! GAAAAAAAH!
P.S. Emilie isn’t even that pretty. Kris is GORGEOUS!
November 26th, 2009 at 3:02 am
omg……..its really damn!!!! come on…kristen you are more gergeous than Emilie!!! is Rob want being like that….you should be proud coz!!! ^_^.. go girl!
but anyway…if it’s just for make a good work in acting heloooo….open ur eyes! not hv should be like that! >_<!!
kristen…,go girl!!! u mad if u mad,dont hide ur feeling dont make it feel complicated! as long as he's be with you then dont worry about any girl around him lol!!!! ur more beauty!
by the way…good lorna!!
hope kristen have the same feelings like you ^_^!
see yaaaaa…
love yaaaa….all!!
February 10th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Hey lorna, that was great i can read it again and again , poor Kristen, but then again pooe Rob, kristen kisses to in another pictures so , they have to work, but they love each other , they anderstand.
February 13th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Um, once again, KRISTEN DOESNT CURSE THAT MUCH
geez.
February 21st, 2010 at 1:02 am
i felt the same way when i saw these pics..
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:05 am
I felt the same way when I seen those pictuers of those two. I thought where is kristen!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 am
What a whore bag!!I bet he’s enjoying it,the perv!!March 2nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Seriously, I’m not gonna watch the movie…not becoz of the so-called great chemistry between Rob and Emilie but becoz I’m not a fan of Emilie AT ALL. I’ve seen the trailers of RM and some may say that Rob and Emilie looked good together on screen…well, I don’t.
Still, Lorna, I love your site and the stories you put up here. You’re the best!