The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Getting Jealous Over Robert Pattinson Ex Girlfriend
WARNING: This post contains language that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.
Video Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
Sh—t! I knew I made a mistake, like, the moment Rob made the joke about the Bella and Jacob friendship breakup scene as his favorite scene too, like, after Taylor and I said it was our favorite scene during the New Moon San Diego press con on 23 July 2009.
My brain tried to compose a great witty comment that would also include him, but, I just got tongue-tied. F—k!
Later, Ashley, Taylor, Rob and I were in the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con booth for an exclusive interview, and, I was, like, a bit relieved when the reporter asked Rob and I to elaborate on our answers why New Moon is our favorite book. It was, like, a great opportunity to fix that f—ing awkward moment.
Aside from mentioning Bella, I made sure to speak about Edward too, so that I can cite the reconciliation scene, and, like, indirectly refer to Rob since it involved his character, and concluded with “It’s the one that affected me the most.”
And then, I quietly clasped my hands in between my knees and listened as Rob began to speak in a very low and melodious voice.
“My sort of opinion of the whole series, of the relationship between Bella and Edward, I mean, I always saw her as… You know, the thing that I was relating to, the thing that I was trying to draw from…”
I lifted my head, incredulous at where I think he was going. F—k! He wasn’t! F—k! The only thing he can draw from for the break up and/or reconciliation scene that he can admit to publicly is his past three-year relationship! F—k! My eye caught the EW TV monitor and I motioned towards it to Ashley while Rob continued his answer.
“You know, when you’re a guy, you find yourself becoming, or, being so in love with someone…”
F—k! In love with someone! F—k! I purposely made my disturbance bigger. Our movements completely threw him off as I intended and he growled, “What?!”
We all laughed at his annoyance and I teased him, “You were on a roll. I think you should keep going…” Unfortunately, he took me at my word and continued the same, like, line of thought.
“You find yourself, like, in love with someone, or something…”
F—k! What will it take to, like, deviate him?!? I started another half-whispered conversation with Ashley about Alice’s wedding ring on her finger.
“And, you know, you start to see too much of yourself, you become too aware of yourself… Shut up!”
As the laughter died down from his frustrated demand, I hang my head low. I know what I was doing seemed mean, but…I didn’t want to hear anything about his f—ing past relationship! He’s the kind of guy, who, like, commits, and, to hear him talk about his feelings for another girl at this time when I felt so, like, f—ing vulnerable… And, we, like, haven’t seen each other in f—ing weeks! F—k! I can’t f—ing stand it!
I raised my head and, like. covered my mouth with my hand as I stared at him, and made sure the camera couldn’t catch my expression. I tried to penetrate his focused speech with a forbidding gaze.
“And he starts to… I can’t concentrate anymore…”
We all dissolved into laughter at his loss of concentration, but, Rob still wasn’t done with his, like, rambling and dangerously painful answer.
“You get so obsessed with how you think you’re not good enough anymore because you keep elevating the other person higher and higher…”
I chose to deliberately misunderstand him, and referred to Edward and Bella with, like, a pointed yet dismissive tone, “Neither of them think they’re worthy.”
Rob finally caught on and began to refer to the characters again. “But, Bella’s like the one who can, like, handle that stuff. And Edward is just an idiot, and, New Moon is like…”
Now, he’s just plain rambling. I scratched my head in impatience for him and the Entertainment Weekly interview to end. This was a living nightmare that has to, like, end NOW. As in f—ing now!
“The only time where he… In Twilight, he thinks he’s an absolute…”
I turned my head to look at Ashley. Rob immediately noticed it and exhaled noisily in exasperation, “This is why whenever anyone asks if we have chemistry in the cast, you know what it is? It’s like…complete animosity.”
I goaded him, “Yeah, right.”
Then there was that, like, infectious laughter.
I read on the net a word that the fans used to describe Rob. It was so apt. He was an adorable sometimes insensitive dork. Adorkable. I loved it. 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes Oh man, I was totally sniggering when I watched the Entertainment Weekly video! Try to spot the moments I’ve described in this diary entry. And, make sure to view the video till the very end…
Of course, Kristen could be just plain impatient with Rob’s rambling, but, I found it interesting at the points at which she chose to distract him.
Another possible explanation is Kristen might have been afraid that Rob might inadvertently reveal something really personal (like between the two of them?). The jealousy angle is more fun though.
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July 25th, 2009 at 3:27 am
Soooooooooo funny, I could totally see Kristen thinking like that. But it’s really nice to see them all so relaxed! Good for them..enjoy the moment!
July 25th, 2009 at 3:57 am
i dont think something that you said is someone but them self. just MO though
July 25th, 2009 at 3:59 am
Is Ashley Greene engaged?! I found these pics @ http://www.celebsession.com/2009/07/ashley-greene-engaged.html
Who is she engaged to?
July 25th, 2009 at 4:16 am
No, Ashley’s not engaged. It’s just the wedding ring from the movie, you know cause her character is married to Jasper, so she just decided to wear it between filmings.
July 25th, 2009 at 5:48 am
adorkable, I love it!
I didn’t know what to think when I watch the video haha. awww rob is the cutest
July 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am
I could watch this video a thousand times and I’d never get bored. This is actually one of the best Robsten moment videos I’ve seen so far in ‘09.
They’re comfortable with each other and the “shut up” from Rob was just hilarious! He’s a dork sort of in a good way, it works for him. He’s the only guy who can say “shut up” in a cute way.
And Lorna, you actually did a very good run down of what’s going on inside Kris’ head. I wish they let Rob finish off what he wants to say coz I was really itching to know the rest.
However, Kris probably has a vested interest in what Rob was about to say that’s why the act of annoyance sunked in her mind to distract Rob from saying something or impelling something he shouldn’t have. Oh, well there’s more interviews to come, pictures to swoon, moments to share. . .
Oh, just want to let this out that I’m so thankful for EW for this video and for not asking them the same lame, stupid questions. I guess my EW magazine subscription is worth the $$$.
July 25th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Lorna, as always, you have the right comments
it’s awesome how you related their actions and words to this incredible chronicle, and I agree with you gagaoverobsten… it was a great robsten moment, I can’t wait for more
July 25th, 2009 at 7:57 am
I love this video soo much! They are so carefree and funny! Rob..adorkdable..that’s why we love him right? After I read this I went back and watched the video again and Lorna your theories are right!
And who was Rob’s ex gf? Is it true about the three year relationship? If it’s true they are so meant for each other..they like to commit.
July 25th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Rob’s ex-gf that you’re probably thinking about is Nina Schubert(?), I’m not exactly sure of the last name, I think that’s it. They dated and I believed they lived together too for 3 yrs. She now lives in New Zealand but I heard they remain good friends.
July 25th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Adorkable… cute… Yeah gagaoverobsten, your right… Rob is the only one who can say “Shut up!” in a very cute way… we’re all fainting away here, Rob…the only way to save us is to stay with Kristen… sorry guys… but it’s true…and i think that Kristen was just teasing Rob, showing how much she likes being back with him all the time, not only in her thoughts and pictures… i think Rob was doing the same thing, too…
Thanks Lorna!
July 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am
This EW video is a very telling “Coupling” sign for me. I mean, I saw how familiar and intimate Rob and Kris with each. Hence,the latter knowing that the former is talking about “being in love and not feeling worthy of the person’s affection” distract him to no end which in my opinion, is her way of reminding him that”hey sweetie, you’re giving our secrets away.”
July 25th, 2009 at 11:20 am
i observed while they had the interview, why kristen is so stress out?that she is scared of what rob will going to say?but from her eyes you can see the lounging, i just dont understand kristen, and what is with nikki they are writing about?well i dont understand who make the first step rob or nikki?well, whatever it is i am sure its a messy stories between twilight…
July 25th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Switzerland, I feel the way you do too! LOL
July 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Thanks bell, lala and twilightfan! Thanks for the comments everybody!
July 25th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
when rob said “when you’re in love with soemone..or something *grins*” ashley widened her eyes and taylor [pursed] his lips.. hmmmmmnn…
July 26th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
This is one of my fave vids from comic-con too!! I just love how Rob is so aware of Kristen and her actions that he totally forgets the point of what he’s saying. I mean he’s not even looking at her, she’s somewhat in his peripheral vision but everytime she moves around he notices…gah! Robsten all the way!! ;p
July 27th, 2009 at 3:00 am
ha so true, he’s so adorkable
and hmmm im becoming suspicious of Ashley wearing Alice’s wedding ring…even when they were on the red carpet thingy, i think it was for the MTV movie awards i 4got anyway…….
i love rob and someone (as in kristen) is a bit of a potty mouth
haaha
July 27th, 2009 at 3:09 am
sorry for the next comment but i 4got to mention this….
i totally ROFLMAO when Kristen and Ashley were talking and Rob is like…SHUT UP, ha, and then when he couldnt concentrate and taylor is like against the pillow/wall. hahahaha.
SHUT UP
July 27th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Actually I saw it all in another light. Kristen was teasing Rob like that because essentially Rob is saying how he is in love with Kristen and Kristen is just like teasing him about them all being together but deep down she thinks its really sweet (:
July 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
english isn’t my firs language, so excuse me for the mistakes…
something curious to me is the way that use Kristen to speak about the charactes of her and Rob. I think she started speaking with “they” but she ended speaking with “we” and given a little sight to Rob when she speaks about reconcillation scene. Is it real or have I listen wrong?? If I’m not wrong, do you think that Kristen is saying something to Rob too??
I love this place, kiss
August 5th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
malu-that is EXACTLY what i thought!
August 8th, 2009 at 5:59 am
i love it when she did that to him … lol … so funny ……… ahh they are so adorable..lol..