The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Arriving in LAX After the Montreal Kiss with Robert Pattinson
WARNING: This post contains language and images that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
I was so f—ing raging mad that I ignored Rob’s attempts to shield me from the paps by going in front of me. Instead, I strode even faster until I passed him and advanced towards the hungry waiting throng at the Los Angeles airport where I knew we would be mobbed by f—ing cameras and f—ing intrusive questions.
Finally, Rob gave up and followed silently behind me as I stormed towards the f—ing paps, eager to shove my way through them, hoping that some of them would feel some sort of pain from my physical aggression that was struggling violently to be let loose.
I wish I could release it totally, but, I know I couldn’t. I would end up getting f—ing arrested; but, a part of me cajoled temptingly to step on a f—ing foot, elbow some f—ing idiot in the stomach or even knee some a—h—’s groin. I savored the images as I neared the f—ing paps. I wanted to f—ing kick and f—ing smash their faces in for invading our privacy repeatedly.
In an interview, I had likened the experience to a rape, and I’ve apologized for it afterward, but, it really did feel like one when confronted with what should have been a tender quiet moment between two lovers becoming a piece of f—ing entertainment for everyone to ogle and gawk at. After seeing those images in Montreal splashed all over the tabloids, I felt f—ing used and dirtied.
One particular pap who was shoving his f—ing camera right into my face as I tried to get into the SUV got it from me, “Get a different job, you a—h—!”
It felt good to release a little bit of the anger and pain. I clenched my hands into fists as we waited for the vehicle to take us away from the madness, trying to control my escalating wrath. F—ing s—t! F—k the paps! F—k the publishers! F—k the public who are as ravenous as the paps are! The paps wouldn’t be so f—ing aggressive if there wasn’t a f—ing demand for it! F—k them all to f—ing h—l! Why can’t they f—ing just leave us the f—k alone!
I released my tightened fingers and raised my hand to give the universal third finger salute to show them how I felt. F—k you a—h—s!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes This fictitious diary is based on this video after the Montreal kiss pics were released.
Video Courtesy of Splash News
Video Uploaded from hollywoodbackstage
Thanks to Robsten Daily for the YouTube link.
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August 31st, 2010 at 6:56 am
hihihi yes yes yes you go girl
waw so much angst!
Hey where is everybody??? am I left alone here? Lorna what’s going on?
Girls wake up!!! where are uuuuu!
August 31st, 2010 at 1:35 pm
im here!!! sad robsten is apart again
but breaking dawn filming is soon and they shall be together again for a long time, whooooooooooo, party 
that vid is so sad. all those pics of them kissing and at the airport has changed my view, i only check this site and other robsten sites like once every 3 days, im trying to cut back because i feel so guilty for looking stuff up about them.
anyways, loved the diary lorna doll
love, tay
*peace, love, robsten*
August 31st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
That didnt sound like Kristen’s voice that said that… And I really wish she would stop flipping them off. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be, but it just makes her look bad :- ( Especially when she has SO MANY YOUNG admirers! Still love her anyway!! ROBSTEN FOREVER
September 1st, 2010 at 2:56 am
So hot and sweet !! Only Kristen and Robert …
http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab26/edseth27/Sept%202010/nmbelward.jpg
September 1st, 2010 at 12:29 pm
OMG! You know I love when you write this kind of stuff…
I really feel bad for Robert and Kristen, because paps are such idiots, who don’t have any respect for privacy…But I really do love those beautiful moments between Robsten caught on camera…
I imagine it’s a pain in the ass to deal with the paps, but I really like to think that Kristen is not as bitchy as people like to say she is…I hope she forgives us crazy Robsten’s fans for being so in love with their lives…
September 1st, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I agree with Buffy. That does not sound like Kristen’s voice, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she said that.
September 1st, 2010 at 7:42 pm
That was not Kristen who said that. It was either the blonde woman who was escorting Kristen to the car in the throng of paps surrounding them or someone in the crowd.