The Kristen Stewart Diaries — A Robert Pattinson Encounter Before the Jackson Rathbone Party
WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen
I was splayed across Rob’s chest. I rose and fell with his harsh breathing. The sensual aftermath left me in a languorous mood that I couldn’t break. All I wanted to do was stay in his arms the whole night, but, we both knew we only had a few minutes left before we have to dash out and be fashionably late for Jackson’s party, which was scheduled at 9.30pm.
His light slap on my rump elicited a groan from me, because I didn’t want to move, and, like all females in the world, meant that I had to get up and prepare, because, predictably, he would take less time than I would.

Manip by Ellashy
I retreated into the bathroom to take a fast shower, making sure to lock the door, since his earlier entrance was what caused our delay in the first place. A shiver ran through me when I remembered how he had stood at the doorway watching me get dressed. His scrutiny made me clumsy, and I stumbled as I stepped into my J Brand Jeans.
Rob had caught me, and before I knew it, we were tumbling across the bed covers, laughing as we undulated in the familiar rhythm of the dance of love, looking into each other’s eyes as our skin scraped deliciously together. Before long, we were both spent with the unexpected but pleasurable encounter. Ordinarily, it would have meant exploring each other in the hours that followed, but, we had promised Jackson we would go to his party, so we had to end the interlude.
After the shower, I hurriedly put on some clothes and facial moisturizer. I glanced at the mirror to check myself. I looked good enough to be out among people. I gave a brief grin and stepped out. My question to Rob as to whether he was ready to go became a gasp of surprise when he suddenly appeared in front of me. I became even more astounded when I realized that he was still in an undressed state.
My bewilderment caused me to be caught unawares as Rob grabbed my arm and twirled me to face the wall. His hands embraced me from behind before descending to the waistband of my jeans. His nimble digits pulled until all the buttons went popping. My disbelief kept me frozen as he pulled the denim and my underpants downwards, and I instinctively obeyed his commanding hand as it pressed against my lower back until my posterior poked out provocatively.
I squealed as he lightly slapped the fleshy globes, reveling in the knowledge that that body part elicited a primitive hunger within Rob. I curved my back even more to bring it into even more prominent display, eliciting a growl from his throat and a satisfied smile to my lips.
But it was my turn to groan as I felt him enter me in a single stroke, and start pounding forcefully, shaking my slight body with his ferocity. I moaned as his warm hands slid under my shirt and cupped my unbound mounds.
Our voices melded with our primordial mating, and, as we raced to our peak, his tones turned guttural, while mine became high-pitched, signaling the near end of this fast and furious coupling. His fingers crushed my flesh as his hips hammered my softness brutally before pulsating its release, causing my inner walls to pulse in response to his relentless throbbing.
While I caught my breath from the unexpected encounter, my trembling hands attempted to arrange my disarrayed clothes into some form of semblance. I submissively let myself be pulled out of the house and into the waiting cab.
However, as we exited the car and into The Players Chophouse where Jackson’s private soiree was going to be held, I couldn’t help the giggles from bubbling from my lips.
I looked down at my jeans, shirt, hoodie and Converse sneakers. Although I could feel a pink flush decorating my cheeks, at least my clothes didn’t betray my lascivious activities earlier. Rob can’t say the same. Two of his shirts were misaligned with buttons carelessly poked into holes, and I shuddered to think what the white splatter was on the left thigh of his black jeans, plus, he had a dissatisfied look that he can’t seem to erase from his face. When he turned at the sound of my soft laughter, I met his disgruntled expression with a wide smirk.

Photo Courtesy of Lainey Gossip
Photo: PUNKD Images
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks ATK reader Ana Lisbeth aka Mrz. Ed. Cullen sent me an email with the Robert Pattinson images.
Is it me, Lorna? Or does Rob looked like he just had a quickie…. Lol. Maybe that’s the reason for the misplaced buttons on his shirt… What do you think? Have you seen these pics? They were taken this Saturday [26 September 2009]. Hope it inspires you to a Robert Pattinson chat or diary… Lol
The Lainey Gossip Report At the time, there wasn’t enough information to spark a diary entry, until I read on Lainey Gossip how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attended the Jackson Rathbone soiree on the night this picture was taken. Fortunately, it gave enough details to imagine a situation where an encounter could have possibly occurred, which, to me, was more logical to have happened BEFORE, not during or after, hence, the timing of the fictional entry and a presentation of a possible cause of the Robert Pattinson disarray.
Jackson Rathbone and band 100 Monkeys hosted a private party on Saturday night in Vancouver at the Players Chophouse. It was a well guarded event, not too many leaks, and no paps. Other Twilight cast members present included Kellan Lutz, Julia Jones, Ashley Greene, Chaske Spencer, Elizabeth Reaser, Xavier Samuel, and oh yeah, those other two, the only two most people care about – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – were spotted smoking on the patio.
To read more of the details, please visit Lainey Gossip
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September 30th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Lorna you’re a genius!!!!! Its soo awesome!
I loved it!@!!!!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Lorna that was so sexy!
September 30th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Lorna
I am so glad that your muse has came back to see you. I have missed your stories.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:29 am
wow , that was hot ! Lorna u just made my day … i feel wild and i believe im blushing ! Lol …
September 30th, 2009 at 4:35 am
That was hot.. the part of his buttons goes very well with the story heheh
September 30th, 2009 at 4:54 am
Woah, Lorna, it was really sexy.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:04 am
oh god lorna. that was not made for kids like me!! can u put up a rating like pg r somthing plz? thank u
September 30th, 2009 at 5:09 am
twilightrulez21, like I’ve advised before, please avoid the ATK chats and the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart diaries. And, if you see the WARNING, then please do not read the post.
I hope your parents are supervising your surfing. Take care, please. Thank you.
September 30th, 2009 at 6:20 am
wow. my mouth was hanging open the whole time while reading this. you really got into it and gave serious details. wow. just wow. SCANDALOUS!!
September 30th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Wow Lorna, that was the dirtiest one you’ve written! Well done! LOL.
I don’t mean to burst anyone’s fantasy but those look like cigarette ashes. Either that or powdered sugar, maybe he had a donut and wiped his hands on his pants, haha! I’m not saying that that they are not getting it on, because they probably are!
September 30th, 2009 at 8:23 am
*giggles* That was just too hot! After the ATK chat with Rob now this? Wow. Lol or maybe Lorna they did a quickie on the patio, where they were supposed to be ’smoking’.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:27 am
this is nasty!!
September 30th, 2009 at 9:33 am
SCORE!!!!! That was the best yet Lorna!!!!!!!!! I officially love you!
September 30th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Mann, was hawt!
September 30th, 2009 at 11:21 am
a written pornography. nyahaha! you green-minded lady! i look like an idiot here, giggling too much.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Hello, I wanted to congratulate you because I really admire what you write. Your ability and imagination is amazing thank you for the famous newspaper, the truth is that amuse me too, thanks.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:57 am
That was… WOW. You, Lorna should make a career out of this. =) my roomate thinks I’ve gone crazy, I’m a giggling mess right now. =) Love You Lorna!
Ps. I hope that you wern’t affected by the typoon that struck Philippines. My aunt and her family was. =( but they’re ok. =)
September 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
my heart is pounding!!!!!!
MORE PLEASE!
September 30th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
agree, mayhemonte! Hotness and awesomeness, Lorna!!! Robsten!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks again for a masterpiece!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
comment above was by me… forgot to change name… ooops!
September 30th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
LOL
September 30th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
and i submitted twice sorry…
September 30th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
anyone here read the fanfic Robsten BEYOND TWILIGHT? it’s very nice and the “hot” scenes are hmmm (for adults only) hehe… it’s just sad that it was deleted in fanfiction.net
October 1st, 2009 at 4:50 am
I feel like there will be a robert pattinson diary soon to explain this… behavior ( I can’t find any words to describe this!).. pleaase Lorna! think about it..
Thx dear Lorna.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:59 am
Beyond Twilight can be found at livejournal.com, and I believe on twilighted.net, under Olivia1218 (something along that line).
October 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
please do this one in rob pov please
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:14 am
OH MY GOSH!!!!! i have an stupid smile face right now!!!! and a mischievous smile!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! this is definitely the dirtiest one u have had done!!!!!!!! :O the warning its juts perfect!!!!! XD i got my heart racing and im all…. blushed and OMG!!!!!!!!!! LORNA! UR AMAZING!!!!!! omg! i am still like “woooooooooooooooooooooow” XD….. wow really *giggles*
ohhh gosh…. the… jmmm… part when u …. describe when they like u said “as we raced to our peak” was WOOOOOOOOOW! XD OMG *insane laugther* naaaaah kidding with the laugther XD…but great one Lorna! ur best one!
October 6th, 2009 at 7:01 am
omg! Lorna! this is like HOT i will admit it but…! omg, i have no words, i never thougth you would write something like this.
by the time i heard he was nude i was like O.O OMEC
>:D i luv your posst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:26 am
Oldlady; itactally is Oliviamk1218
thank you Lorna foranother wonderfull diary…PLEASE ONE IN ROB’S POV!!!!!!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 6:35 am
OMG, what has Rob been upto? Maybe he was painting… or did he really get upto something? Lol
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
hot damn, as usual!
December 25th, 2009 at 5:05 am
hot!
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Effing Sexy!!Keep it up,Lorna!!Never stop making these stories!!;)