Robert Pattinson School Now Accepting Applicants

Heartthrobs Daniel Radcliffe and Justin Timberlake have conceded the sexy race to Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson! Now, learn his secrets at the Robert Pattinson School where you will discover how to make the ladies scream and swoon at your feet… Learn how to give that Robert Pattinson smile that makes the girls just fall in love!

Robert Pattinson at the 2009 Comic Con Press Conference - 23 July 2009
Photo Courtesy of Everglow

Learn how to do that Robert Pattinson sexy run his fingers through his hair trick that makes the girls go gaga!


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Learn how to do that Robert Pattinson style of black hoodies, mismatched buttons and unwashed clothes that makes the girls just want to line up to take care of him!

Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene and Peter Facinelli have dinner in Vancouver
Picture by: Beetham/Chiang/Splash News

Learn how to do that Robert Pattinson smolder that makes the girls faint! Hurry! Limited slots only!

Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin filming in New York City
Picture by: PPNY / GSNY / Splash News

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

The Robert Pattinson School The Robert Pattinson School does exist. However, it is a college that focuses on languages, science and mathematics, not heartthrob secrets. ;)

Thanks to ATK reader end for the heads up and link to the Robert Pattinson school.

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9 Responses to “Robert Pattinson School Now Accepting Applicants”

  • MIM Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    I am sooooo sending my husband there!!!!

  • marie Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 am

    hahaha. nice one lorna! thats a goos idea! =)

    all guys should enrol here and learn a thing or two on how to make girls smitten by them. although we all know that ONLY rob can do that.

    right girls? *wink* =)

  • Ally Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 am

    lmao very funny post ><

  • twilightrulez21 Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 6:37 am

    lmao o my god so funny i think all guys should go there

  • Ana Lisbeth Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 am

    HAHA….Robert Pattinson is perfect..or lets say
    Unperfectly Perfect…!!!
    <3

  • missie Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Hahaha! Tht’s so funny! There’s a school named Robert Pattinson?!!Oh, even if guys practice very hard their ” smile ala pattinson” and got A+on their ” fingers through the hair at the right moment” tests, they’ll never be as hot as Rob ;) You just have to ask Kristen XD

  • Jime Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:15 am

    I’ll force my boyfriend to go there
    it’s funny there’s a school with that name.

  • Lala Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    w0w o_0 I wonder whom the school was named after? And yep IF I have a boyfriend I will totally send him there. :D Anyways, ur right girls no one can top Rob Pattinson (well except for Kristen lol if you know what I mean *wink wink*). I would love to go to that school lol just for the fun of it :D

  • lolita21 Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    haha .. it was a weird for a school to have your name (no offense,rob). hey, can i go to this school ? who knows, rob might drop by =)

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