Robert Pattinson Protects Himself from Megan Fox with 2009 Choice Hottie Surfboard Award
Robert Pattinson may be a “damsel” in distress in need of a “knight” in shining armor. (Uhm, calling Kristen with her multitude of spikes ready to gallop to the rescue?)
While waiting for his “knight,” Robert Pattinson staunchly defended his honor by using whatever was available at the time — his 2009 Teen Choice Awards Choice Hottie Surfboard
Instead of letting the Choice Hottie Surfboard award stand beside him, Robert Pattinson held on to the huge prop onstage in FRONT of him, and, kept it over his privates body as Megan Fox made her acceptance speech. LOL
When it was his turn at the mike, Rob kept the surfboard on the same side between him and where Megan Fox was watching him. Maybe as a protective shield? LOL
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August 10th, 2009 at 11:31 am
:O glad to know i’m not the only one who noticed that too.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:36 am
LOL talk about body language! Rob can’t really lie (good thing for Kristen haha). Reminds me of the RM/Emilie intimate scenes too.
August 10th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Lorna you’re so funny! LOL. Yeah Rob better watch out for Megan Fox!
August 10th, 2009 at 11:50 am
So, as RPatz struggles with his problem, this way comes K-Stew with her skirt-spikes in a white horse!!!… Oh… no, wait, not a white horse, it’s her Surfboard Liplock award! And she’s gonna use it go get Fox out of the way!
I guess my imagination is improving… or getting worst?
August 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am
they won 11/12 nominations. what did they fail to get?
August 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am
they won 11/12 nominations. what did they fail to get?
August 10th, 2009 at 11:57 am
LOL Bell your imagination…definitely improving
August 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
they won 11/12 of their nominations. what did they miss?
August 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
God, he’s so cute in the first photo. (x
August 10th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Yes!! I guess this Robsten Week has done wonderful things to my imagination
Oh, can I add the Mortal Army Robsten going behind Kristen (just in case Fox reacts) to that mental pic? Please?
Man, those last lines are the result of my lack of sleep
August 10th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
ROTFL…
August 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
LOL
In the 2nd pic:
MFox:(through clenched teeth)Why the hell aren’t you looking at me Rob?
Rob:Huh!Like you have a chance,Woman!
August 10th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Oh I’m glad I came back here because I totally missed that first picture of them! Rob’s so cute! His expression…:-) and his hands are so pretty clutching that surfboard. Oh my goodness why am I noticing such mundane things. LOL.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Oh Lorna! This brough tears to my eyes!! Laughing so hard
The boy NEEDS protection indeed ..
August 10th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
good thinking rob! he probably doesnt want to mess with kristen, knowing that she’s right there in front, watching them. hehehe. good to know he’s loyal to kristen.. aww… =)
August 10th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
LOL. If kristen didn’t get over to rob fast enough with her spiked dress, he had 3 options.
A) RUNNNN
B) Hide behind the giant surfboard and hope that she doesn’t attack you or
C) That board is big enough to be a weapon, do what you have to do! lmaoo
August 10th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
bell@
i love your imaginations! =D
August 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
How can anyone be attracted to Megan Fox?
*cringes*
I had to quickly skip past those images, Idc if Rob is in them. Megan Fox, bleh.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Rob is so awesome
August 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
uhmm… what’s with megan fox? and why is it that everybody’s against her? can’t understand. she’s nothing but a smoldering girl… or is there something else?
August 10th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
hahaha! very interesting lorna! rob’s so cute! i wonder what he said durng that speech…
August 10th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Body language is great!!! He’s so cute!
August 11th, 2009 at 12:53 am
bell… you are improving
so he really only has eyes for kirsten. its just like the emilie de ravin situation
August 11th, 2009 at 1:06 am
MF looked so fake in that smile…hate it when she tried to snake her way to rob’s side…
August 11th, 2009 at 1:09 am
LOL
August 11th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Oh my gosh, I have laughed so much when I saw this article, I couldn’t stop laughing “out loud”…LOL… It’s true, he probably can’t stand her and wants to stay as far away as possible from her, I bet you Kristen was cracking up the whole time. Rob is classic, Hollywood will never change him and Kristen because they are truly “real people” and could care less about the whole “hollywood” fake stuff. Loving this article, thank you for sharing this and YES, go Kstew with those little spikes to protect her man…LMAO
August 11th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Oh this is just too funny!! xD I just luv Rob!
August 11th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Ugghhh…I forgot to watch it.
August 14th, 2009 at 6:58 am
OMG im so happy 2daY …. just got the internet back !!! i went crazy …. funny yes , i was watching this at home and i was like what is he doing? haha i get it now…. lol
August 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
OMG! I NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICES ROB USE OF THE SURF BOARD AS A PROTECTION SHIELD OR MAYBE IT IS TO SHOW ”STAY AWAY” I AM ONLY FOR KRISTEN SHE IS THE ONE AND ONLY GIRL IN HIS LIFE… U
July 6th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
I showed my step sister this and she laughed her ass off.