Robert Pattinson Please Do Not Bother to Deny the Kristen Stewart Pregnancy
Manip Photo Courtesy of mayhemonte
I sincerely hope that Robert Pattinson now has a publicist whom the press can quote with statements such as these regarding whether his Twilight and New Moon co-star Kristen Stewart is pregnant with his baby.
Robert Pattinson’s publicist was silent for a moment before he started laughing his head off, and, was still chortling when he stated, “No comment.”
Robert Pattinson’s publicist gave a long suffering sigh before saying, “We do not comment on our client’s personal life.”
Robert Pattinson’s publicist was a bit snippy with us and said, “No, it is not true!”
We are still waiting for a response from the rep of Robert Pattinson
The rep of Robert Pattinson has refused to return our calls.
Why Bother? This bit of news from the gossip mags has been delayed for a long time. I’ve been waiting for it actually.
And it will happen again. And again. And again. In short, the tabloids and gossip mags will repeatedly claim that Kristen Stewart is pregnant with Rob’s baby for at least a couple more years.
An experienced publicist knows the game and will probably advise his client to ignore the matter completely. Even if it’s true. 
A perfect example of this strategy is the hook up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and the consequent baby bumps, full blown pregnancies and adoptions along the way. 
Thanks ATK reader baily kindly sent a link to an article claiming that Kristen Stewart is allegedly pregnant on 06 July 2009 via Twitter
And, thanks to ATK reader mayhemonte for sharing her manips with me via email. I love how both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are reading, and, note how Rob is holding on to his presumably empty mug while clutching his paperback in his other hand.
And, of course, the new shorter hairdo and round pregnant belly of Kristen Stewart as she holds a mug of presumably decaffeinated herbal tea with a kernel from the popcorn award from the 2009 MTV Awards for the Best Female Performance gripped between her lips are the pièce de résistance…
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July 7th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
lorna also notice what is on Kristen’s lips? it’s her golden popcorn chip from MMA. LOL right? that’s actually one of my favorite manips of mayhemonte
July 7th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Oh, so that’s what it is… Will edit.
Thanks!
July 7th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
no problem. although i’m not sure if mayhemonte would have wanted me to disclose that LOL. but if you go to her site and see a larger view of that, it’s unmistakable.
M don’t worry it makes it “cuter”. so this one is actually where we coined “cuteness overload”.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
i read that article i just cant send it to you the link i dont know what is wrong with my computer its not only once i try to send you the link but i cant its in autralian news and also in eonline.com, i dont know i am shock with that because i am waiting for the confirmation of there relationship and now pregnancy plus the stress of robert, i hope he is happy to have his own baby, i am little worried because like what he said before that he doesnt like children at all…i hope he change his mind now.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
OMG switzerland don’t believe these lies!Kristen has a food belly,not a baby bump.The tabloids NEED Rob or Kristen to say something about Robsten so badly that now they are going to through out all the lies they will be able too.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
whoah..isn’t it a little ironic how last week we were discussing Rob’s hatred (and now fondness) to children because of the pics from the RM filming of Rob and the little girl and even imagined him having a baby with Kris. And now there are rumours that Kris is pregnant with Rob’s baby. This is so fun! Maybe next week there will be rumours that Rob and Kris are planning on adopting children from Ethiopia etc. Or maybe they are planning on getting married because of the baby. That “source” of them is just stupid. Why sell the story to Auz when she/he could sell it to any US magz and make the double of what they got from Auz.
This is very entertaining! I hope it’s not true though. As much as I want them to be together forever, I don’t want their careers to be ruined in the process. Just like most of the fans here, I just want them to be happy.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
marianna, thanks you give a little peace of mind, i hope so because i am still waiting for the confirmation of the relationship and now pregnancy, and i dont think it is too soon, with all there sched and movies…dont get me wrong i love them to be together, but obcourse they need also to be practical and ready for big responsibility…just in case you know being a parent is really big responsibilities…
July 7th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Holy cow! LOL…that’s so funny and so unreal! I don’t believe that Kristen’s pregnant and not with Rob’s baby. I hope Rob gets a good laugh about this.
I thought she had a lip ring, didn’t realize that was a part of that popcorn trophy that broke off.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
imagine if they do have a baby together? what will they name it? =D
July 7th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Ok, well basically…..the whole thing is just a lie. Paparazzi have just gone too far this time.
But, I love the manip! LOL
July 7th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I hate Tabloids!
July 7th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
This explains Kristen’s recent emotional breakdown with Joan Jett (; Ahah. Jk.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I dont believe the news but… I am confused, is this a REAL pic of them or not?? If yes, how? I may be having a blonde moment so apoloigies!
July 8th, 2009 at 12:05 am
London: the pic of the magazine is fake, and this one too. “thanks to ATK reader mayhemonte for sharing her manips”
I will love them to have a baby one day. But seriously, this magazine is crazy!!! Poor K and R…living in this craziness
Hope they just laugh about it, and don’t have a hard time
July 8th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Hi London. Thanks for asking if it’s real.
I have identified the photo as a manip under the image itself and in the thanks section.
Manip is a short term version for the word manipulated (I think), so the photo is NOT REAL. It is manipulated to simulate a pregnant Kristen with Rob by her side.
As to the question how, I will leave the floor to the brilliant manip creator mayhemonte to explain when she passes by, because the technical aspect of it is beyond me. Thank you for understanding.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:44 am
wow you can’t really tell that this is a manip, it’s so good! when i read the title and saw the picture of the home page i was like what?! i knew it was a fake but can understand how London easily thought it was real, wow i’m impressed mayhemonte!
what do you reckon Rob & Kristen’s reaction will be to this apart from laughing their heads off! x
July 8th, 2009 at 1:29 am
heyy lorna!
I was just surfing on internet when I found this article : http://www.topsocialite.com/emma-watson-i-know-that-theres-something-going-on-between-him-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart%e2%80%9d/
I dunno if it’sreal or not but it may be interesting for you
btw , there might be some mistakes in my text ’cause i’m from estoooonia
July 8th, 2009 at 2:20 am
This whole thing became completely insane… poor kids!!!
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July 8th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Ummm…this may be a dumb question but…is this true??
July 8th, 2009 at 5:39 am
wow !! hahaha … if they dont laugh about i will … i just cant stop laughing … i really want them 2gether but a baby right now … wow , crazy … it would totaly ruin everything ! …. omg …
July 8th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Hello Kaisa! Wow! You’re from Estonia? That’s fantastic!
Regarding Emma Watson, her rep has already confirmed that she did not give that particular interview. Sorry.
But, thanks for visiting ATK!
July 8th, 2009 at 9:32 am
LOL…I’m still laughing about this picture! Girls remember we see pics of Kristen almost every day and we see how she has no belly…so no way in the world she’s gonna have a real pregnancy belly in days. Trust me, it takes sometime for that baby bulge to show. LOL. Lorna you crack me up with this and whoever made this photo.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:39 am
It’s ATK reader mayhemonte who can take the credit for the three manip photos I’ve used in this post and two others (so far).
July 9th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hey Lorna, hey everyone…
1. Lorna. For the first 1/4 second, my initial reaction was ‘whoa! This is going to be embarassing’. I didn’t know that you’re actually gonna put those manips y’know, I just thought I’d share with you. And the next second my mind went ‘Awesomeness! I’ll get my 15-minutes-of-fame thanks to ATK’ LOL.
2. Robyn. S’alrite hun. Did everyone got puzzled on that golden popcorn too? LOL. Did we? This is where you coined ‘cuteness overload’? Awesome! LOL.
3. The Manip. Yes, ‘manip’ is a short of ‘manipulation’.It’s funny cos if you guys see it, I titled it The Cullens: 101-Pregnancy. And couple of days after I post it, Robyn tell me bot the LMAO-ing news. It’s totally random coincidence. LOL. So, no, I did not intentionally manip this because of the news. I did it for AH (All-Human) E/B. Only couple of moments later I updated it, adding some E/B dialogs. LOL.
4. The Rumor = Universal Robsten Desperation.
You know it’s amazing how Robstenship is such an appealing thing over so many people, and that people are just so desperate to find any ‘new’ thing about them, that they have to provoke things up, to get it ‘going’ again. I myself actually amazed by that institutions named ‘press’. But as an LJ-user said commenting on this, ‘press has just got a new level of low’. And that’s sad.
5. Compliments. I apologize to (and elated by) everyone who thought that the manip is real. It’s just as bogus as the rumor, LOL. I feel kinda guilty/apologetic sometimes, when Robsteners check out my manips and tells me how it ‘feeds’ their R/K-ship needs and sort of gives them high hopes/illusion on R/K. I never actually intended that way. I just thought that it’s fun to do, cos as I think we all agree: they’re cute couple. Maybe if I got more interested on manipping Shrek and Princess Fiona, instead or Robsten, I’d be less feeling guilty, LOL. But, alas, I feel more than glad that my manips end up in such a credible blog as ATK.
PS: If you guys really interested on my ridiculous manips, just visit my LJ: http://mayhemonte.livejournal.com/
many of them are Robsten (I think).
PS2: I know it’s gonna be embarassing. Me writing this long. LOL. I’m sorry, I’m sorry…signing off now (for this comment) LOL.
See ya in other comments, guys.
Keep it up, Lorna.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
You mean you didn’t take me seriously when I wrote in the email:
LOL Well, here they are!
July 12th, 2009 at 4:24 am
Jesus, I was in holiday just 8 days (without internet connection), I come home, and… what the h—l is going on?
Nobody’s confirmed that they are a couple, and now she is pregnant? 
I can not believe this… poor Rob… and poor Kris… 
August 1st, 2009 at 12:17 am
That doesnt look like kristen stewart…so…yeah…yep.
August 11th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Another 2 manips for your collection…if you don’t have it already~
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ssSucj5s0mM/SZ69ugSaOgI/AAAAAAAAHsc/lVYL-VEkqJA/s400/pregnantbella.png
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/35413674421440_ab1014e3a6.jpg
October 6th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
hey lorna;
you did it again,these is great these is enterteinment ,these fun…i love it everything,the photos,robsten,the coments
i’m having a great time.thanks.and your spanish is great.