Robert Pattinson on the Cover of the Vanity Fair December 2009 Issue

Robert Pattinson on the Cover of the Vanity Fair December 2009 Issue
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After giving teasers of the lips and hair of its December 2009 cover, Vanity Fair has now confirmed it’s none other than New Moon hunk Robert Pattinson

In this regard, I would like to quote a Robert Pattinson tongue in cheek “prayer” by the irreverent team of Unintended Choice and The Moon Is Down of Letters to Rob

WARNING: This might be offensive, so, please use your own discretion.

Our Rob who art in Vancouver (maybe)
Hallowed be thy plaid
Thy fandom come
Thy dazzling be done online
As it is in Forks
Give us this day our daily Rob
And forgive us our snark
As we forgive those who robsten against us
Lead us STRAIGHT into temptation
And deliver us from Twihards
For thine is the fandom, the hotness
And the spike in Heineken sales FOREVER!!!

And all Rob’s people said: AH-freakin’-MEN!

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20 Responses to “Robert Pattinson on the Cover of the Vanity Fair December 2009 Issue”

  • `marsss Says:

    YEAH !
    AMEN !
    HALLELUJAH !

    That is one hott picture. I want me a Vanity Fair mag. Omnomnom. :X

    Thanks Lorna.

  • Lala Says:

    That picture could stop a hurricane, seriously. My mind blanked just by looking at that pic. The eyes, the lips, the hair, the jaw line…too many to mention. I might get me some copies of Vanity Fair just to get that pic.

  • milLe13 Says:

    hi!! Im nOt goNna saY ANythIng boUt the post bUt i aM GOnNa say that i have beEn reading AnD visiting ds site 4 2 mOnths nOw..
    But ds is the first tym i left a comment..

    I love every thing twilyt and to
    Know dat ds site is run by a fellow pilipino., is so coOl!

    I hope dat im welcum hir! I really xuper duper love atwilightkiss,,.! And u of course
    Lorna.,

  • VOTEFORROB Says:

    Holy F—k! this is the Sexiest thing i have Ever seen!!!!!

  • ayu Says:

    thats hawt!and guys i can tell you something i think kristen are already change her hair!yesterday i see kristen photos when she was in the studio and i can confirmed that she change it!because i see allover her hair side by side in the photos and than i see another pic of kristen when she was still playing joan jett and the result = its different!^^or you can see kristen in ulalume clip on youtube…and you can see her clearly that her hair are change!and she’s not styling her hair!OMG i’m so happy!marry me kristen stewart right now!

  • Ana Lisbeth Says:

    I’m stunned……….That is one hot, beutiful picture…Robert get sexier every day….I Love Him!
    OMG!!!! He’s perfect!!!! I Love that Pic!!! =)

  • Mimi Says:

    okay can not believe i’m saying this but Vanity Fair just one upped GQ! This is sooooooo HOT! HOTTEST pic I hav ever seen.

  • sarah Says:

    HOT hot Hot!!I can warm him with my body better than that dark blanket he has..lol

  • Melissa In Missouri Says:

    Im in love!!!! I am mostly in love with the tiny little hint of his stomach……… I am in love!!!

  • Mimi Says:

    1 more thing i just noticed that he has rlly good skin. like it looks rlly soft. his skin is like wow.

  • Shai Says:

    F*k! He just denied Robsten in VF interview. I’m gonna cry now. They just played with us fans. No difference from Hollywood fame wh***s!

    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/11/robert-pattinson.html

  • muthoni Says:

    @Shai; to make you feel better, he doesn’t actually say they aren’t together. Just that he didn’t go to see her in LA while shooting in New York. How cute is it that he doesn’t make his bed and is apologetic for that?

  • au Says:

    No, I don’t think he actually denied the relationship but only to that particular incident that rumor had it saying he and Kristen had secret dates when both of them were filming in different locations in the nation. He only addressed the false info to that piece of incident not the whole Robsten thing.

  • missie Says:

    Yeah i think you guys are right he just eny that he had secret dates with Kris during Remember me.I think they are obligated to deny becauze of summit but they just deny specific speculations like Kris did with the whole pregnency thing and rob with the secret dates. Also, remember the interview of Kris that she just rolled her eyes when they asked about rob? She didn’t say nothing…

  • Shai Says:

    That VF article was confusing & misleading. The part about: For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false. Then in the subtitle: Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair December 2009, quoted: He successfully made up the cover page of the December 2009 issue of the magazine. He was too serious about his relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart and wanted to get married.

    http://www.magxone.com/vanity-fair/robert-pattinson-vanity-fair-december-2009/

  • Marianna Says:

    Come on…he definitely denied Robsten,but in a polite and diplomatic way.I am a bit sad but if they don’t want to be together what can we do about that?!That’s how Hollywood works…

  • camille Says:

    He didn’t deny that he and Kristen has a relationship.. He’s talking about the secret dates..
    “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ”

  • Coral Says:

    The interview was done last July or August and it was only published this time. Haven’t you tried visiting http://www.gossipcop.com. This sites corrects all possible false gossips of all celebs in the tabloids not to confused most of the rumors.

  • sasi Says:

    I don’t know what’s the exact question being ask to Rob and he’s statement was confusing, other comments here were convinced that Rob denied because of how it was being quote” The love affair rumour is false” I’m not sure of the exact words but some are just relying on this quote. Although Robs answer was related to the dating issue he’s acutually pointing out how rumours were being written on the front page ( tabloids ) most of them ( tabloids or mags ) have the same topic and gossip and sometimes using the old statement or quotes before which is very annoying that’s why he said there’s no difference.

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