Robert Pattinson Has His Wicked Way With Kristen Stewart
Photo Courtesy of Socialite Life
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
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(in a prissy aunt-like tone) Robert Thomas Pattinson! Whatever are you doing to that girl? Release her this very instant! And away with your hands from that blouse! Were you trying to undress her, you wicked boy?!? Can’t you see she’s all tuckered out, poor dear?
In the first place, why is she in this state, Robert Thomas Pattinson? With her hair all over the place and that limp body, why, I would think that you have just had a wild romp in bed!
And why are you half-naked, boy? Pull up those trousers immediately! Anyone who cares to look can view your privates!
Stop leering, young man! Or I will smack that awful grin from your face!
Come here, dear… You must require some sustenance after this young man has had his utterly dastardly wicked way with you… There, there…
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
This image is turning out to be my favorite from the first day of shooting, because, if I didn’t know any better, I would think the above (without the prissy tone but with wagging eyebrows)… LOL
Thanks to ATwilightKiss reader edbells… for the heads up! And to ROBsessed for the germandolls link! 
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May 29th, 2009 at 9:31 am
-raises eyebrows-
wow…
May 29th, 2009 at 9:39 am
I was wondering the same thing as to what’s going on in this photo! Rob’s laughing and Kristen looks like a damsel in distress
. Go for it Kristen, play that damsel card. Haha.
Omg, yeah Rob’s pants look like it’s barely hanging on, I mean it’s just covering the basics! Wow, is New Moon gonna still be PG-13?
May 29th, 2009 at 9:40 am
http://www.kris-stewart.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=673&pos=70
another picture of Kristen looking very happy after that scene…the glow returns!
May 29th, 2009 at 11:32 am
aaaaw really cute couple..
really wish they are..
May 29th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Maybe we’ll at least know if MA is in the picture at the MTV video movie awards.
May 29th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
take a look from different angle:
http://www.kris-stewart.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=673&pos=34
May 29th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Ah Lorna, Lainey Gossip has a couple of photos that look like Rob is getting grabby.
May 29th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
btw, rob & kristen will be sitting next to each other at the front row on mtv movie award
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b126288_pattz_stewart_best_seats_in_mtv_movie.html
May 29th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I think, that is because, she has her feet´s wet?, maybe don´t you think?
May 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Yeah, the first response I had when I saw how low those pants were sitting on Rob’s hips was to yank ‘em down.
Okay, so that was the second response after I coughed from gasping so hard. I was overly intrigued with the Vee.
May 29th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Lorna, these pics are quite new from a diff angle. there’s even a picture of kris examining the hole on rob’s shirt. u might wanna see. how flirtatious. haha
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/638397feef0ea807888066baab3ce146/
May 29th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
i think it’s normal to do that wicked thing if it’s in a playful manner. haha.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
you naughty boy!!!!!
lol Kristen’s putting up the poker face
coz we all know she likes it
=))
May 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Actually he was just setting her down I think we are the one’s leering.
May 29th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
LMAO Good one Lorna! Very Funny
~Supporter L3X!
May 30th, 2009 at 6:42 am
Aww Aunt Lorna .. that’s sooo cute !
It suits you
June 8th, 2009 at 4:55 am
sorry for delay comment my computer cant get through it, but now its cute i’ve seen some of the picture that they where together, me think they are trying to hide something but action speaks louder than words…hahahaha just hope for the best, they where on the right track…
June 8th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Hi Lorna, hi everybody…
I think Rob had his wicked way on Kristen way back to Twilight filming.
Check this:
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/664/twrobstenrobwickedways.jpg
1. Talking bout ‘go all the way’, try to find Rob’s left hand whereabout.
2. I even think that Kristen was initially tried to cover herself by pulling her shirt down.
3. Forget about gym-sixpacks-washboard-flat-stomach, I want Kristen’s belly!
4. Looks like Kristen gotta be extra aware of Rob’s hand whenever she wears GREEN shirt.
(Or, she can wear green shirt anytime Rob’s around… you know, there’s apparently some ‘gropable’ effect added to it)
See ya in other posts’ comments, guys!
Keep it up Lorna!
August 13th, 2009 at 7:58 am
You are too funny!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
how did the paps catch him doing that!!!!!!!! there gooooooooooddddd
December 14th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
jeg synes Robert ser helt betatt ut av meg , mens kristin ser ut som hun likert taylor