Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron Fans Catfight in Vancouver
Photo Courtesy of Just Jared
Credit: FPZ; Photo: Fame Pictures, Flynet
SEQ 01. INT. Coffee shop. Afternoon. A trio of giggly girls enter the coffee shop, catching the attention of another group of girls who are seated.
After buying their drinks and pastries, the new arrivals sit in another cluster near the other group.
ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
I swear, when Rob looked at me, my heart stopped!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #2
OMG, me too!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #3
I caught your faces on video!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Oh, let me see!
The girls look at the shots on their camera screen.
ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Rob is so hot!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #2
Super hot!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #3
Dazzlingly hot!
The Robert Pattinson fans collapse into giggles. The other group of girls look disdainfully at them and then whisper in a huddle. Then they begin to mimic the Robert Pattinson fans.
ZAC EFRON FAN #1
Rob is so hot!ZAC EFRON FAN #2
Super hot!ZAC EFRON FAN #3
Dazzlingly hot!
The girls collapse in raucous laughter. The Robert Pattinson fans fume.
ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Do you have a problem?ZAC EFRON FAN #1
Yeah. You.ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #3
Look, we’re minding our own business here.ZAC EFRON FAN #2
Everyone knows that Rob is a dork.ZAC EFRON FAN #3
Zac is the hot one.ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #2
That is so not true.ZAC EFRON FAN #1
Even Rob describes himself as a dork.ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Zac can never be as hot as Rob!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #2
Yeah, all the polls say Rob is the hottest!ZAC EFRON FAN #1
Is not!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Is!ZAC EFRON FAN #1
Not!ROBERT PATTINSON FAN #1
Is!
The Robert Pattinson #1 fan throws her cold drink at the other girl’s face, who retaliates by doing the same thing. Soon, there’s a scuffle between the two groups of girls.
SEQ. 02. INT. News room. Night.
NEWS ANCHOR
Earlier this afternoon, six girls were arrested for disturbing the peace. Allegedly, a fight broke out when the parties disagreed over the attributes of two actors who are currently shooting films in Vancouver — Robert Pattinson and Zac EfronRobert Pattinson and Zac Efron have released official statements through their publicists that they are disappointed and implore their fans to avoid such incidents in the future.
All the girls have been released with bail. The courts will decide their sentences next week, which will most probably be in the form of community service.
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks This script was inspired by a comment from Lainey Gossip
LipHards vs Twi-Hards street fight in Vancouver!
Lifelong Consequences I’m sure passionate fans are going to troop to Vancouver for Robert Pattinson and/or Zac Efron
Die hard fans may look at each other as separate camps that have to prove its heartthrob as the hottest guy on the planet.
Let me just point out that, if anyone gets into any heated discussion that may cause a disturbance, or, heaven forbid, something worse, and, the cops have to be called in, there will be consequences that you will probably regret for the rest of your life.
Imagine having to explain to every prospective employer for the next twenty years why you have an arrest record.
Plus, I can just imagine Rob being appalled by any report of such an incident. And, Zac, will most probably be too. They will probably both express their disappointment in statements that may stab such perpetrators with more guilt than the authorities can inflict.
So, keep an open mind and be respectful of each other’s opinion as you head out to Vancouver! Peace out! 
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July 15th, 2009 at 8:51 am
hahaha … i like this … but im a fan of both …
July 15th, 2009 at 9:44 am
i think theyre both really hot but if i had to choose i would choose rob.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am
this is funny. it actually reminded of the first scenes in Romeo+Juliet, the one in the gasoline station where the Montagues and Capulets had an argument that led to a brawl.
July 15th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
*ROTFL* Bwahahahah….Sorry.
Hello Lorna, and everyone…
ZE: My fans are great.
RP: My fans are all broken.
ZE: Do you have a problem?
RP: Yes, my fans. Need to fix them.
ZE: You what?
RP: Yeah, they’re all lying useless in my apartment.
ZE: *horrified look* Look, dude. You have to treat your fans respectfully, gently.
RP: Yeah, I didn’t screw them properly last time. I just need to screw them correctly.
ZE: *even more terrified look* Dude, you can’t do that! My fans are like everything to me.
RP: May I borrow just one of your fans? It’s getting hotter in my apartment without them.
ZE: I can’t believe what you say.
RP: Look, mann. It’s constantly cold and raining in London. You can Google it.
ZE: ???
See ya in other posts.
Keep it up, Lorna.
ATwilightKiss Note: I asked mayhemonte what she meant by fans because I was concerned in what context this conversation was. I was totally surprised and sheepish when she explained regarding the definition of fans. *Boink! Boink on the head!*
July 15th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
LOL M you’ve gone bonkers!
it’s interesting that Efron and Rob are of the same age, yet I see Zac as a ‘boy’ more than a ‘man’…
July 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hey again everyone…
Huh? The same age?
I was about thinking they can be a father and son in the next movie. LOL. Kidding.
Good and not good for them.
See ya.
July 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
lol if this really happens then I will be on Rob’s side of course..but seriously I can see the Zefron fans starting the fight first like in this post. We Rob (and Kris)’s fans are not war freaks but we won’t look the other way if they start insulting our Rob. We’re just a little on the crazy side but def not war freaks!
Another great post Lorna! Keep it up ;D
July 15th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Huh!!! Rob is waaaaaaaaaaaay sexier than Efron.He is handsome,sweet,sexy and manly.Zac Efron is…umm…. LOL
July 15th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Well if someone insults my Rob (LOL) then I have to defend him but I don’t think I’m gonna step down to lowlifes and get jailed!
Anyway, this is how I see it:
Zac = (like someone said, he still looks like a boy)
Rob = hot, sexy, smoldering (I don’t see a little boy here)
Need I say more?
July 15th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
LOL, you sure dont need to @Isabel.Im right behind you.