Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart with Sexy Bed and Farm Talk

Manip Photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Manip Photo Courtesy of mayhemonte

SEQ 01. INT. Bedroom. Night.

ROBERT
(laughs) Oh my goodness! That looks interesting…

KRISTEN
Yeah. Interesting. And painful.

ROBERT
But interesting.

KRISTEN
(rolls eyes) Yeah. Interesting. And painful. It’s called the wheelbarrow. Isn’t the name by itself, like, painful?

ROBERT
But interesting. A wheelbarrow is used to cart small loads.

KRISTEN
(arches eyebrow) Are you trying to tell me something?

ROBERT
(clicks) How about this? Something related.

KRISTEN
The plough?

ROBERT
A plough is a “farm tool having one or more heavy blades to break the soil and cut a furrow prior to sowing.”

KRISTEN
Are you trying to be, like, a farmer? What’s with all the farm talk?

ROBERT
(wiggles thick eyebrows) Feel like playing farm girl to my farm boy and sowing some wild oats?

KRISTEN
(hits Robert with pillow) That is SO hokey!

ROBERT
Shucks , ma’am, I’m just askin’ for “a bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!”

KRISTEN
Come here, farm boy, and let’s hit the haystack!

ROBERT
Are you trying to light a fire in my barn?

KRISTEN
Oh man, let’s stop it with the bad puns, and come and get me!

ROBERT
I’m there before you can say…

Kristen grabs and pins Robert down on the bed.

KRISTEN
Shut up and kiss me.

ROBERT
Yes, ma’am.

Thanks I think ATwilightKiss reader mayhemonte meant the Twilight pair to be talking about positions in manip photos when she manipulated their images above.

Well, I also had the Twilight pair talking about positions in another context. ;)

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12 Responses to “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart with Sexy Bed and Farm Talk”

  • Chi Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Wow! This is your first naughty post! Hahaha! This is great, sweetie. I was grinning the entire time reading this. Mwah!

  • Isabel Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    It sounds like Rob’s talking in a southern accent! I’d love to hear him talk like that! LOL.

    OK write about those positions next time, :-) !

  • twilightfan Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Tsk, tsk… So naughty… i love it! Thanks, Lorna! i agree with Isabel on the last sentence… Sigh… Thanks again!

  • robyn Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    LOL to the wheelbarrow and the plough. Lorna and Mayhemonte you have got to be two of the most imaginative people I know. And I love that manip photo, the neutral colors, K’s smile, R’s dorky laugh :)

  • switzerland Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    lorna, all i can is I LOVE IT!!!

    you get all what it say’s…

  • mayhemonte Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Hey Lorna, hey everyone…

    1. Lorna. Okay I feel like a dork, I don’t know bout all the farm talk thing. Lemme read again, LOL.

    2. Robyn. Now do you believe that I’m Martian? Unlike human, we think upside down. LOL.

    3. The Manip. One, because I read that Rob usually browse Ytube and internet and even read fanfics. Two, because the two bond over that NC-17 film Last Tango in Paris. I think probably Rob (with or w/o hidden agenda), during shooting breaks would bring his laptop to KS’s trailer and have fun browse things, including their ‘E/B manips’ and have good LOL on them.

    4. Positions. Yes, in my head they’re talking bot the positions of E/B in the manips they browse. Becos I’ve seen many stunning manips, that never stop myself from thinking; “How did the manipper do that? Create an illusion that’s so real?” I have to turn my head, squint, (now, I know squint, Robyn. LOL)click and rotate the manip to get a better understanding on how the magic works.

    There are actually sort of series to this one, coincidentally all have whitey nuances in it.
    (Come to think bout it, I have too many ‘bed manips’. LOL)

    See ya in other posts guys.
    Keep it up, Lorna.

  • Kaisa Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    lol x) , lorna , I luv ya (kk) , you made my day :D

  • twilight Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Chi, that’s right! I didn’t realize! Thanks for pointing it out!

    Isabel, if Rob talked in that drawling Southern accent, we’re all done for… The Brit accent is bad enough…

    And twilightfan, may I leave the wheelbarrow and the plough at that. I’m scared to go further. ;)

    mayhemonte, you may want to have a chat with robyn about the farm talk.

    Thanks so much, switzerland! And kaisa, it made your day? Awww… :D

  • Isabel Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Lorna, Rob can probably do a better Southern accent than Stephen Moyer as Bill…”Suuukieeee!” LOL. Yeah Southern accent(well I hear that all the time coz I live in the south) and a cowboy hat, cut off jeans, tight flannel shirt with nothing nothing underneath and them cowboy boots…yeah you’re right, we’ll be melting on the floor!

  • Isabel Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Sorry I mispelled Moyer as Meyer….oops!

  • Liela Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    LOL ..No Comment..Lorna You’ve done it I’m speechless and that RARELY happens

  • Rosie Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Hey what is this is this for real or a joke like some of the other stuff sometimes seen on the web if not aww that’s interesting and tmi? Lol Thanks

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