Martians Confirm Robsten
SEQ 01. INT. An alien conference room. A “scientific” looking Martian (as in from the planet Mars) addresses the assembled “official type” Martians.
MARTIAN SCIENTIST
Based on our observations, Earthlings engage in a mysterious process called love, where the opposite sexes come together in social situations, and are drawn to be near each other, in the same way that the planets gravitate towards the sun.Here are some samples of images that we have collected of the phenomenon…
Photo Uploaded from Just Jared
Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty
Photo Uploaded from Just Jared Jr.
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty, Noah Graham/NBAE
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
An Apology to Martians First, to any Martians that may be offended by the implication that they are not aware of the concept of love, my apologies for my ignorance of your culture (under the assumption that there is intelligent life on Mars).
The Inspiration for the Script Thank you to ATwilightKiss reader Chi, who sent me an email about another ATK reader named Twiguest, who commented on E! that she found it interesting that the “site is full of speculations from a person and people not even on the same continent and on the other side of the world.” (Fun fact: An estimated 50% of ATK readers are from the USA.)
Hey, look at this – a comment from Ted C’s article on April 24 highlighting your atwilightkiss. Kudos my friend…
Twiguest Sat, Apr 25, 2009, 10:25 PM
I am new to the party, but addicted. All Robsten fans, you are not the only ones analyzing. Google Robsten and you come across, http://www.atwilightkiss.com created by a fan in the Philippines. Read this fictional account of Rob’s emotions during the VF shoot. So beautiful. http://www.atwilightkiss.com/the-robert-pattinson-diaries-in-love-and-lust-with-kristen-stewart.html Read this analysis http://www.atwilightkiss.com/why-i-think-robert-pattinson-is-in-love-with-kristen-stewart.html http://www.atwilightkiss.com/10-donts-for-kristen-stewart-or-people-will-say-youre-in-love-with-robert-pattinson.html http://www.atwilightkiss.com/the-imprinting-on-kristen-stewart-by-boyfriend-michael-angarano.html http://www.atwilightkiss.com/did-kristen-stewart-break-up-with-her-boyrfriend-in-paris-france.html Read more, this site is full of speculations all from a person and people not even on the same continent and on the other side of the world. isn’t that interesting.
So, to emphasize the distance, I chose Martians, and let “neutral” alien scientists confirm the body language of the human species. Although the actual practices may be different for different cultures, the science of psychology has pointed out some mating patterns between males and females that are common for all human beings.
Unfortunately, the latest photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at the Sam Bradley concert (May 2009) does not show Rob clearly, so I had to use a photo of the two of them shooting as Bella and Edward so that it could be as clear as that of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, as well as that of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, iconic pairs representing how Hollywood has brought males and females together. (And, I thought it would be funny to use established couples and then end it with Rob and Kristen.)
But, here’s the photo of the Twilight pair that seemed apt. To see the whole fascinating series, please visit Popsugar (Thanks to ATK reader Josie for sending the link to the Popsugar photos!)
By the way, here’s a tip — I’m in the process of writing The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Watching Sam Bradley with Robert Pattinson 
Permission to Use the Script If you are interested to use this script for a short film or video, I’m very open to collaboration. Please contact me at llornalopez[at]gmail[dot]com
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May 5th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Ok, we are all aliens. Let’s talk about Sam and Rob.
May 6th, 2009 at 12:08 am
So,Rob and Kris watched together the Sam Bradley concert.And;Can’t two friends and co stars for over a year now do that;Why misunderstood everything;Leave them alone!
May 6th, 2009 at 1:10 am
I just saw those pictures. Wow, they just look so tired, glad they could chill out for a while. I see Rob is once again surrounded by girls.
I don’t know, I’m not really into the whole Robsten thing but I just feel like those two are more than just friends.
Btw, too bad Kristen isn’t old enough to drink yet.
May 6th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Great.Ted Casablanca is reading ATK by Lorna LOpez.Ha,ha,ha.You’ve got a fan here but Ted C. is really awful.Of course we are interesting because even if we are from another continent we are somehow updated with what’s happening to Robsten courtesy of this site and of Lainney.At least Lorna Lopez does her research well with supporting photos as evidence.She makes this site classy coz she writes soooo well that you could picture what she is describing in your mind as if it is really real.On the other hand,Ted C. is so “tabloid” in his writing.I mean,he is a “gossip writer’ so that is expected.Looking forward to Kristen Stewart Diaries- watching SAm Bradly with RPZttzz.
May 6th, 2009 at 2:01 am
P.S:I’m referring to the Robert PAttinson DIaries,Kristen Stewart Diaries and all fictional stories that LOrna Lopez wrote and will write in relation to Robsten.She’s a great writer in that makes the scenes so vivid in the mind and it makes you feel like it is so real.
May 6th, 2009 at 2:06 am
Isabel, what is the legal drinking age? 21? You mean she can’t have a bottle of beer even?
And, thanks so much for the compliments, bwawey. However, I’m not sure if Ted C. actually visited the site. And I don’t think there’s any useful material in ATwilightKiss for him to use either. LOL
May 6th, 2009 at 3:30 am
Lorna – in the US it’s 21. We celebrate that milestone here like you won’t believe…almost like at 16 when you get your driver’s license!
Was this picture in the US or in Canada? No you can’t have anything with alcohol in it. And she looks so young, I look very young and although I’m over 21, I still get carded all the time! I don’t go to bars but I do buy beer and alcoholic drinks for our friends and family when they come over. What the legal drinking age in the Philippines?
May 6th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I think Ted Casablanca is getting his information from Robert Pattinson websites, i.e. A Twilight Kiss, Robssessed, etc. LOL! He does not even have to work that hard to get a gossip get going on his site….he just “borrows” from Robert’s fan and then he sorta plagiarized and create controversies!
May 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Isabel, sorry for the delay. I had to ask around. Legal age for buying alcohol, cigarettes and adult material in the Philippines is 18.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I know that they’re not together,but really they’re so gorgeous to look at.They have great chemistry(as friends).
May 8th, 2009 at 8:25 am
isabel: they are in vancouver canada.. legal age is 19!
May 8th, 2009 at 8:26 am
forgot to add.. so kristen is legal to drink!