Kristen Stewart Swears Aussie Style in Sydney Australia
WARNING: This post contains language and an image that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.
I spotted more photographers. F—k! I wanted to scream, ‘May your chooks turn into emus and kick your shithouse down!’
I wanted to bail out if I could, but then, I would have a blue with my management team and Summit. F—k! I was going berko!
I looked at the balcony doors longingly. If I bolted, there’s a slim chance that I would go arse over tit. That would make an excellent photo! It would have made me look like a total basket case.
F—k! The paps were too far off, but, I knew they would be able to read my lips if I mouthed, ‘Bugger off!’ I was going bananas with all the f—ing attention.
I did the next best thing to let them know in no uncertain terms how I felt. I flipped the paps the bird. With both hands…
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ATwilightKiss Notes
The Australian Connection Well, the mom of Kristen Stewart is an Aussie, so, it’s perfectly possible that she does know all these expressions.
The Slang Dictionary I put together Aussie words and phrases that made sense. Hopefully, it came out as coherent. Please feel free to correct its usage in the comments section below.
Arse over tit or tip fall over
Bananas someone going crazy with anger
Basket case someone on the edge of mental collapse
Having a Blue having a fight or argument
Bolted leave very quick
Bail out leave
Berko angry in an unreasonable way
Bugger off telling you to go (in a not very nice way)
May your Chooks turn into emus and kick your shithouse down statement you can make when you’re not very happy with what someone has done to you
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May 31st, 2010 at 2:51 am
LOL!!! She is so not like typical Holywood’ chick. And I like her the way she is. Hope she stays true to herself.
Good to see you again Lorna =)
May 31st, 2010 at 4:51 am
Vote for robsten in the Best Kiss Category for the MTV Movie Awards. Taytay is still leading because of Taylor swift. She told her followers in twitter to Bote for her. So NOW we have to VOTE VOTE VOTE for ROBSTEN!!!!!!
May 31st, 2010 at 7:11 am
YAY!!!!
LORNA´S BAAAAACK!!!!!
Love it, simply amazing, I know she gets all the mayhem around her, but still I don´t think she should react like this, I know I would be tempted to do the same, I have been tempted, but refrain doing this, that´s exactly what the want, for her to get pissed of and do something like this, another fact that Rob is good for her, he keeps her calm and grounded, you can see it on her face when they´re together, he protects her, he cares for her.
She feels protected and loved by him, and does not have to do anything like this when they are together, I´m guessing that the paps down under are relentless, but still…
Anyway, I think they deserved it!!
Come on you guys we have to keep voting, I heard/read somewhere that we twiharts crashed the site a few days ago. Anyone up for the challenge again?? Let´s shut it down again, come on, who´s with me??
May 31st, 2010 at 11:04 am
totally agree with melissa. You said everything!
I’ll die if Taylor-Taylor win ¬¬
May 31st, 2010 at 1:38 pm
LORNA!!! I have followed this website religously since I discovered twilight in March 2009. I know everything there is to know about twilight and ROBSTEN!! I am totally obsessed and i can’t wait for the Mtv Movie Awards, robsten better win best kiss!! My best friend and i will soooooo be watching. Anyways, love this site to death! Whoooooo, my first comment
May 31st, 2010 at 1:41 pm
btw, I would love to talk robsten with anyone, so let the comment chatting begin!!! And i love when you guys post links to stuff, it just makes my day when i see links in the comment sections!!
May 31st, 2010 at 4:54 pm
dear lovely kristen stewart…
please get off of your ciggerette,honey,you’re still young but you already smoke*hiks*it will make your health unhealthy!the important thing is cig is bad for you no matter what your age is!i truly adore and admire you so much for being the real you but just please stop for the smoke!i can’t stand it!its like i see my own big sis on being sick in the next future!i really do!
my big bro said that if a young man or girl are already smoke in a young age a half of percentage of life will be unhealthy for the most part….but if they often get exercise and workout like everyday maybe they’ll get a good life
so i’m just wanna saying is….that kstew just stop that bad,awful habbit or it would get worse!bealieve me i’m saying the true!
niwey,please vote.vote.vote kstew for best female perfomance and global superstar!she deserve it!i read many rob’s fan site and they were like a hundred of fans to vote rob for best global superstar but i think they too paranoid (sorry for rpatzz fan,i’m a fan of him too)but i just don’t like his over fame in america and world too!and for us
(kstew fans)please vote her as many as you can!and yes i love taylor swift but….GOSH!why the H**l that she offer the fans to voting her!artist include actor should not asking fans to vote them every single award!people should vote for they own choice!if they don’t want to vote her so..stay out for the line swift!don’t get any hope that you and taylautner will win the best kiss nominee!because it will goes to ROBSTEN!^^
so once again vote kstew and especially robsten for best kiss nominee!
p.s:i’m sorry if some of my word might hurt your feeling but because i’m a fan of kstew….so i’m hurt my feeling too for my own word lol!anyway really,really sorry!><
xoxo
ayu
May 31st, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Hi Tay_rfl_pointe! Thank you very much for visiting and being so devoted to ATK! Congratulations on your first comment!
May 31st, 2010 at 6:23 pm
@ayu. I agree w/ u, she should stop smoking.
She should be aware of the effect of this to her health I hope she have read all your comments and realize our concern to her. Anyway I saw one of her pic’s in Australia she was making fun of herself check this
http://www.robstenphotos.com/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=58
May 31st, 2010 at 8:45 pm
@Tatjana How do you find out who’s leading in the MTV awards for best kiss?
On an unrelated thing, Kristen surfs? I never knew that!
http://www.mtv.com/movies/person/262629/personmain.jhtml
May 31st, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I know I already commented, but no one’s said anything about this photoshoot:
http://allieiswired.com/archives/2010/05/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-taylor-lautner-usa-today-photos/
Thoughts? I don’t love it, mainly coz there are no Robsten-alone pics- Taylor’s in all of them with them
May 31st, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Yeah that is so Kristen. She is so not a typical hollywood chick, but that’s what makes her special. You go Kristen! Stay true to yourself, but please stop smoking! It’s so bad for your health and your still so young.
May 31st, 2010 at 10:18 pm
She didn’t show the bird.. just want to show THE RING…
http://kristen-stewart-fans.popsugar.com/8507298
June 1st, 2010 at 2:13 am
Hey everyone:
Maddie I think we saw that on another post but good point and yeah I agree with sassy and ayu, you guys said it, besides, if they plan on having a little Rob later, she should stop smoking soon, there are lest risk during pregnancies even if your healthy and all, when your a non-smoker, and to all, the ring thing did anyone see her during the fan meet in Australia, she keep touching her nose with her finger and hello, she had that ring on it, so, does anyone see the huge shout out to our boy Rob!!!
Congrats to tay_rfl_pointe, welcome and I would so love to talk all things Robsten and Twilight.
Come on everyone, let´s keep voting, my fingers are getting tired, need help with the voting!!
June 1st, 2010 at 2:21 am
Sorry forgot to post the links to my comments:
http://s846.photobucket.com/albums/ab26/edseth27/Ma
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http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab26/edseth27/May%202010/aus99995.jpg
HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO ROBERT!!!
just look at the ring on her finger!!!
June 1st, 2010 at 5:30 am
If you smoke you smoke. She showed her true feelings for the papz. That is all.
June 1st, 2010 at 6:43 am
Honestly, for me, the papps deserved it. Kristen had every right to do that. And that’s what I love about her, the fact that she is not forcing herself to like those annoying paparazzi. She’s not a like other celebrities who smile for the papps even though they’re annoyed by them. She’s not a faker and I admire her for that. Go Kristen!!!!
June 1st, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I think the ring that Rob was wearing on one of the pictures is for the Bel Ami film ‘coz the pic was from the set. However, Kristen’s ring is really hers. Committment rings goes for each of the couple. But an engagement ring is only worn by the girl. So guys, which one is the likely situation?
Lol it’s fun assuming and it’s not like they’re gonna confirm it anyway so might as well enjoy it right? 
Oh yeah, we first saw the ring in the USA pics right? And that was after Rob’s birthday when they allegedly spent their time together at some place. Maybe Rob finally proposed? Or are they just practicing for Breaking Dawn? So many questions, so little answers.
June 1st, 2010 at 3:50 pm
the last aussie swear was probably for the paparazzi. i think they deserve it. dont you guys remember how princess diana died. the paparazzi literally drove her to the wall.
June 3rd, 2010 at 7:08 am
I think she a right to flip em off 2 they have no buisness trying 2 get into her personal life so they just need 2 back off!