A Twilight Kiss

The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Snow White, the Huntsman and the Wicked Awakening

Lorna Lopez — Thu, 17 May 2012 22:46:24 +0000

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

Although not necessary, you may want to peruse beforehand The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Snow White, the Huntsman and the Steamy Bath.

Upon awakening, my resolution was immediately tested. Sometime during the night, Snow White had crossed the great divide between us and determined that I would do as well as a feather down pillow, throwing an arm and leg across my almost naked body. How I had not realized when she had done so was a mystery to me, since I usually slept lightly, aware of every sound and movement even in my unconscious state.

I tried to ignore the fact that her knee was resting on my ecstatic laak, which throbbed pleasantly from the pressure of her joint, while my inner thighs rejoiced in capturing the remainder of her limb between its clutches. Her arm was quite possessive over my chest, her nails digging into my flesh, intermingling pleasure and pain.

Even lightheaded, I realized I couldn’t escape her hold without fully understanding my gratifying prison. With my free hand, I carefully lifted the layers of fur and blankets, glancing at Snow White repeatedly to see if she’s being disturbed by the cold draft eagerly entering our warm cocoon, and perceived too late that I should have just scrambled out of bed, and damned her delicate sensibilities in the process.

For how was I to resist when her glorious behind was bared to my lecherous gaze? Her raised knee had lifted her night shift all the way to her waist, which had also allowed the soft fluff of her mound and her morning dew to mark my muscular thigh.

While my conscience urged me to untangle myself immediately, my salacious side commanded me to wallow in the unexpected indecent delights. I groaned, which only seemed to inspire her further, because Snow White tightened her hold and pressed herself closer to my tortured body.

This required some delicate handling. First, I had to release myself from her claw on my chest, and then ease out from under her. As I gently pried her hand off, she gave an unintelligible murmur that clearly indicated her dissatisfaction with my action, but I persisted, lifting her arm to settle it by her side. However, I had underestimated her, for she was not willing to relinquish her human pillow, hoisting herself over my frame and landing with an unceremonious grunt.

By the Goddess! Was there no end to this insanity? Now she truly had me trapped, her limbs astride over my hips, as if I was her stallion, with both her palms flat on my chest, ten dainty nails laying claim to me.

Heedless of the possibility of pain, I grabbed her by the waist, prepared to haul her off me and scamper for freedom, but the creaminess of her skin was my undoing. Who knew such softness existed?

I remembered the magic my mother would create for my birthing day; whether it be cake or pie, it would always be crowned by a mountain of the lightest cream, beaten to a froth from milk fat and sugar by her untiring hand. I usually played with my share first, swirling the white sweetness with my finger, prodding the white cream into small mounds with pointed tips, discovering new shapes with its malleable form. The cream was heavenly upon my tongue, so airy and fragile, yet able to hold so much richness.

My memories had brought me to inescapable danger. My wayward hands had followed the enticing curve of her waist until my wicked fingers delved in the creamy treat between her splayed thighs, scooping the delicacy with wanton eagerness and bringing it to my greedy lips. I inhaled the delicious scent, savoring its promise of delight before my tongue gobbled her nectar as I had done with the cream on my birthing day, and knew hunger for more.

I was insatiable, but Snow White must be awakened to give me leave. How do I stir the sleeping princess? My laak suggested its immediate insertion in her sheath. That will surely rouse her from her sleep. I crushed the lustful and foolish notion, and crooned with sweeping caresses of her curved back, “Snow White. Snow White. Awaken for your Huntsman. Come, my sweet. Your pleasure awaits. Snow White, awake.”

Slowly, her eyelids opened. Cupping her face with one hand, I rained gentle kisses on her visage. “Give me leave, my darling. Tell your Huntsman to pleasure you.” My other hand stroked her vulva, letting her know exactly where my libidinous intentions lay, enticing her to succumb to her ardor.

Snow White whimpered and pushed her hips against my hand, seeking fulfillment, but I kept my touch light, beguiling but hardly satisfying. “Give the command, my sweet princess. Your Huntsman awaits.”

Still, she desisted. I decided a more torturous mode of persuasion was required.

I rolled over until she was flat on her back, and then slowly slid down her body, rasping her smoothness with the rough texture of my body, luxuriating in the differences.

I lowered myself until I was prostrate before the altar of her body, worshiping her intimate secrets. “Will you let me pleasure you, my sweet?” As I spoke, I used the words and my exhaled breath to caress her through the dark wisps. Snow White moaned in escalating excitement. “Will you allow your Huntsman to touch you the way only your husband should?” The mere mention of a fictional spouse made me insanely jealous. From my pose of reverence, I stared into her uncertain eyes, and demanded, “Command your Huntsman.”

Snow White’s tiny tongue caressed her red blood lips. “Pleasure me…”

Immediately, I rewarded her capitulation by attacking her succulent entrance, sucking the tendrils of her arousal with ferocity, savoring her sweet ambrosia.

Still, it wasn’t enough. I needed to consume her.

I encircled my paws around her upper thighs and hauled upward until I could kneel, manipulating her curvaceous frame until it was partially nestled on the plush bearskin. Consequently, her slim thighs were hooked until they were draping over my back, while her shoulders and head were left upon the white fur.

Snow White squealed from the sudden change and helplessly tried to claw the bearskin, unable to find purchase.

I wasn’t to be denied. I wanted her rich cream to flow in a continuous gush until my hunger was sated. My suctioning lips applied its covetous motions all over her furry mound, delighting in the resulting plumpness from my gluttonous attention.

“Huntsman, I beg…” Snow White halted her entreaty as I began to add biting to my sucking. “Goddess!” Her head twisted to and fro in agitation, incomprehensible words escaping her blood red lips.

My mouth stayed fastened to my feast, greedily gnawing her aroused vulva. I clamped on the rounded edge of her slit with my ravenous mouth, pulling until her inner lips were displayed to my lecherous lust, repeating the action, her forbidden channel exposed again and again. When my gaze spied her slit was decorated with a delicious dribble of feminine oils, I avidly returned to her furrow, delighting in my viscous prize, slurping with relish.

I was voracious. With my tongue, I plucked secretions from her rosy passage, while my lips clamped around the perimeter of her contracting orifice, euphoric with the flowing nectar.

When her hips bucked like a wild mare, I tightened my hold and pulled her limbs closer so that I could intensify my sensual assault. I was relentless with my siphoning. It can be likened to the great wind tunnels of the East. I was determined to devour everything within my path.

Her movements became wilder, inspiring my ministrations to bring her to intoxicating rapture. Her legs were flailing on my back, demanding completion. I brought my gorging lips to her tiny treasure trove at the apex of her sex, rapaciously sucking to stimulate the sensitive nerves.

Snow White screamed in ecstasy, thrashing, completely berserk. I reluctantly released my sweet princess, enraptured with her gyrations upon the snowy bearskin, which paled in comparison to her heavenly skin.

My laak couldn’t withstand the intoxicating picture she made, spewing its seed madly on her writhing curves. I rejoiced for bringing my sweet princess to a wondrous spending, yet the image of my burning seed in the fire suddenly came back to haunt me.

When her movements were reduced to trembling, I slowly reached out to the streaks of manly cream, driven by the strange desire to preserve my own. Hoarsely, I inquired, “My lady, may I adorn your sheath with my seed?”

Snow White was luminous in her ecstasy. Languidly, she caressed her inner thighs, pushing them further apart, a silent invitation to proceed with my primitive request. Yet, I hesitated. Her innocence may make her ignorant of the babe that may result, despite the fact that I had not shafted her. “Snow White, my seed may bear fruit.” I needed her to fully perceive what may occur. “Do you understand, sweet baby?”

With an enigmatic smile, Snow White pushed herself until her arms were straight behind her, displaying herself to me, a curved landscape with the sheen of pearls, and murmured, “Do what you will, Huntsman.”

I released my trapped breath. “What a sensual creature you are, my sweet.” Her thighs shifted even further. “Yes, open yourself to your Huntsman.”

Both of us watched with feverish anticipation as my hand descended to her wet trench.

I ladled my seed into her minuscule cleft, groaning as it capitulated to allow my miniature laak to slide into her sultry embrace. “Yield your sheath to your Huntsman.”

She raised her loins in sweet submission as my fingers pushed my seed into her depths. “What a sweet princess. Let me pleasure my lady.” Since she had just recently spent, I kept a languorous pace that pampered her opening with a delicate yet virile touch, watching Snow White with rapt fascination as she fully acquiesced to her wanton lust.

I was heady with what a few hours have wrought. I had torn down unspoken commandments of decorum, and yet I was unrepentant. Instead, I was being ruled by primeval dictates that I wholeheartedly submitted myself to, persuading a lady to join me in my fall of grace in a hopeful attempt to deeply entrench our destinies together. A part of me admitted it was a dim-witted endeavor, yet I couldn’t bring myself to care what the future may bring. I was willing to pay the Piper. I was too spellbound with my enthrallment with Snow White. I could not release myself from her sorcery, nor did I want to.

I noted the red flush of her cheeks, the parting of her rosy lips due to her panting breaths, the wild disarray of her ebony locks, the undulations of her fair shape, and gathered more of my seed from her snowy skin to pave the way for my furious finger thrusts into her sweltering slot.

Snow White threw her head back, exposing the vulnerable arch of her neck, immediately garnering my lecherous attention. I suckled the sweet flesh, murmuring, “You truly are the fairest in the kingdom. No one can compare to your beauty. The Goddess must have patterned you after herself. Let me serve you. Let me bring you to paradise with my touch. Oh, Snow White!”

Once again, I brought her pleasure nubbin into play, assailing it with light brushes as I pumped her creamy fissure, merging my seed with her ambrosia in a heated elixir of desire. “Spend once more, my sweet. Come for your Huntsman!”

I watched with great masculine satisfaction as Snow White shuddered in paroxysms of delight, curving her back as she humped her loins against my pleasuring hand to extract every exquisite sliver of rapture. “Yes, my sweetling. You’re so beautiful when you spend. Kiss me, my darling.”

Our lips met in a torrid coupling of mouths, the first of a multitude. I lavished loving attention on the rosy red morsels, as delectable as her nether lips, alternately sucking and nibbling as I gorged on her mouthwatering flesh, savoring her taste. I was insatiable for Snow White, kissing her in an endless series of affectionate and fervent caresses of her mouth, until the slashing sunlight reminded me of the tasks that must be done if we were to proceed with our quest.

Reluctantly, I released her lips. “The sun calls, my sweet. Let us break our fast.”

Huntsman An Erotic Romance by Lorna Lopez I announced earlier that I was hoping to publish a young adult book within the year. Although I’ve been reading books from the genre lately, I’m experiencing a certain amount of uncertainty with writing one, so I’ve decided to take a breather and go back to something more familiar.

With the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, I noted that there’s a new genre that I haven’t heard of before: Erotic Romance (for mature audiences only). Mixing sex and romance has been what I’ve been doing with the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart diaries, so I’ve decided to make my first published e-book an erotic romance instead.

And one of my earlier diaries inspired it.

I loved the concept of retelling another version of Snow White with the Robert Pattinson diary of Snow White, the Huntsman and the Steamy Bath, so I’m expanding it into a short 20,000 word (more or less) e-book. The two diaries (with minor editing still to be done) are already a preview of what to expect. I hope it has sparked enough curiosity for you to want to read more.

Kristen Stewart Exhibits Masculine Persona in Elle June 2012 Issue

Lorna Lopez — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:52:43 +0000

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I think all Twilighters are familiar with the masculine persona of Kristen Stewart, since her tomboyish side is always on display when she’s out and about. Her Joan Jett characterization smacks of what society would consider as strong masculine characteristics as well. Elle Magazine has decided to take advantage of that aspect of Kristen Stewart in a spread that has the Snow White and the Huntsman star donning both male and female attire. Cool!

Snow White and the Huntsman World Premiere in London

Lorna Lopez — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:16:07 +0000

Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron were at the Snow White and the Huntsman World Premiere in London on 14 May 2012, together with Sam Claflin and director Rupert Sanders.

Upon closer look, Kristen Stewart appears partially distressed, which the makeup artist couldn’t hide. Being presumptuous here, but, Robert Pattinson, go and fix it. Please. Thank you.

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Kristen Stewart Finally Confirms Sexy Sounds During Breaking Dawn Honeymoon Filming

Lorna Lopez — Fri, 11 May 2012 21:49:17 +0000

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Partially out of mortification, I think, Kristen Stewart may not have been vocal about her partial guilt for having caused The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 R rating. As Robert Pattinson claimed in his Jimmy Kimmel interview, “It wasn’t me. It was Kristen causing it to be R rated.” (see video below)

Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon concurred, “Kristen got really into it.”

Through ATK readers Chi, Karen and Guinevere, I learned that Kristen was allegedly making a lot of sexy noises and writhing during the sensual sequence.

In the Graham Norton show promoting Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen finally accedes regarding the infamous lovemaking scene, “It is a bit full on, but it’s edited. I was definitely making sounds and it could be so sexy and it’s not.”

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Thanks to Twilightish for the Twilight Lexicon link.

Kristen Stewart to Answer Fan Questions via Facebook Chat

Lorna Lopez — Fri, 11 May 2012 20:55:00 +0000

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No, Kristen Stewart does NOT have a Facebook page, but she will do a Facebook chat via Radio 1, to be hosted by Edith Bowman. It will be on the afternoon of the day after the SWATH London Premiere: 15 May 2012, Tuesday, 1:55pm – 2:15pm GMT / 7:00pm – 8:15pm EST.

Snow White and the Huntsman UK advises, “If you have any questions for Kristen, please message our inbox!” I think that means do NOT post your question on the wall, rather, send a personal message. To submit questions, please visit SWATH UK. (I have one that’s making me grin. It’s indirect but may unearth something.)

Thanks to Twilightish for the link.

Is Robert Pattinson Attending the SWATH London Premiere

Lorna Lopez — Thu, 10 May 2012 13:02:43 +0000

Courtesy of RadarOnline.com

Kristen Stewart attended the world premieres of Water for Elephants and Remember Me. Both to show her support for her man Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson has been spotted on a 10 May 2012 London flight. The Snow White and the Huntsman London premiere is on 14 May 2012. Maybe Rob is off to see his family and friends, and then drop by the SWATH premiere, going solo on the red carpet or just sneaking into the theater.

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron with Baby Jackson in SWATH Press Tour

Lorna Lopez — Wed, 09 May 2012 13:59:26 +0000

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Earlier, I speculated whether Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will get to meet Baby Jackson of Charlize Theron, the most likely occasion being during the Snow White and the Huntsman press tour. Since Charlize Theron has decided to bring her adopted baby with her, I guess it’s safe to say that Kristen will get to play with Baby Jackson.

And, as I’ve pointed out before, Kristen Stewart seems to be acting like some pregnancy good luck charm to people who’ve come into contact with her. Twilight co-star Jackson Rathbone, On The Road co-star Tom Sturridge, Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Chris Hemsworth will all become dads, Robert Pattinson’s Water for Elephants leading lady Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, and, of course, Charlize Theron has recently successfully adopted a baby.

Kristen Stewart with The Runaways and On the Road Co-Stars at the 2012 MET Gala

Lorna Lopez — Tue, 08 May 2012 10:33:37 +0000

Kristen Stewart at the 2012 MET Gala The Twilight star attended the 2012 MET Gala with the creative director of Balenciaga house Nicolas Ghesquière, choosing an understated ensemble for the annual fashion event.

Dakota Fanning at the 2012 MET Gala I sincerely hope Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning found each other in the crowd to have a chat, the same way the Snow White and the Huntsman star and Runaways producer Joan Jett did at the Paul McCartney My Valentine video premiere.

Kirsten Dunst at the 2012 MET Gala I’m not familiar with On The Road, so I’m not too sure if Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst had scenes together in the upcoming film. Nonetheless, I’m quite certain the 2011 Cannes Film Festival Best Actress awardee will join Kristen and the other On The Road cast members during the Cannes premiere this May 2012.

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Robert Pattinson Bel Ami Co-Star and Friend at the 2012 MET Gala

Lorna Lopez — Tue, 08 May 2012 10:03:38 +0000

Christina Ricci at the 2012 MET Gala Robert Pattinson’s Bel Ami co-star Christina Ricci chose to wear a very interesting creation from Thai-American fashion designer Thakoon, featuring an asymmetrical neckline, black lattice style dress with a triangular cut, and accented with a huge bow that trailed dramatically, I’m sure, on the MET steps.

Camilla Belle at the 2012 MET Gala The connection of Camilla Belle with Robert Pattinson involves the love history of Tom Sturridge, who used to date the 10,000 B.C. star. For the prestigious event, Camilla Belle donned a Ralph Lauren gold gown.

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Robert Pattinson Bel Ami Co-Star with My Favorite 2011 MET Gala Gown

Lorna Lopez — Mon, 07 May 2012 21:15:37 +0000

Photo Courtesy of Lainey Gossip
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At the 2011 MET Gala, Robert Pattinson’s Bel Ami co-star, Christina Ricci, wore a magnificent Zac Posen gown that was featured in very few press outlets. Nevertheless, it remains my favorite MET Gala gown from that particular event.

During Entertainment Tonight’s interview with former American editor-at-large for Vogue magazine and America’s Next Top Model judge André Leon Talley regarding the upcoming 2012 MET Gala, he mentioned the Zac Posen gown as one of his memorable moments on the fabled red carpet steps of the monumental fashion event.

For the 2012 MET Gala, Kristen Stewart is expected to have the creative director of Balenciaga house, Nicolas Ghesquière, assist her in making her fashion choices.

Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller Display Baby Bump in Italy

Lorna Lopez — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:46:05 +0000

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Photo: Splash News

If I hadn’t known Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller were together, I wouldn’t have recognized the ex-girlfriend of Jude Law from this picture. There’s such a maternal aura about her that reminds me of carved round goddesses. And, with Tom Sturridge sporting a very martial arts hairdo, the couple in Portofino Italy made for a very interesting sight on 06 May 2012.

Kristen Stewart Confident of her British Accent in Snow White and the Huntsman

Lorna Lopez — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:38:53 +0000

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In her interview with MTV, Kristen Stewart disclosed the fact that she enjoyed a certain amount of time to perfect her British accent before filming started for Snow White and the Huntsman.

“I worked on it for a while, so I was really lucky, I didn’t have to jump right in,” Stewart said of her ample pre-production time. “I would have been terrified [if I had to jump in], so I felt really confident with it when I went into it. I didn’t feel like I was attached to specific lines and stuff, which I would kill myself if I felt that I had to know exactly what I was going to say.”

And may I point out needlessly that Kristen Stewart was quite fortunate to have a boyfriend born and bred from London to practice with?

Thanks to TwiFans for the link.

Kristen Stewart Reveals Breaking Dawn Hunting Scene Reshoot Caused Injury

Lorna Lopez — Sat, 05 May 2012 21:11:45 +0000

Unlike my guess that the Breaking Dawn reshoots may have something to do with vampire sex because of its code name Pope Joan 2, it turns out that it’s more about the first hunt of Bella Swan as a vampire, as revealed by Kristen Stewart when she appeared on The Jay Leno show on 04 May 2012.

During Pope Joan 2, Kristen also disclosed the fact that she hurt herself with a puncture wound while shooting. Ouch! What pierced her foot? A pointed wooden stake left around by somebody with a vendetta for vampires? Okay, that just popped into my head. Seriously, I hope the injury closes up real fast and Kristen Stewart regains full mobility of her foot, especially with the North American Bel Ami premiere at the Catalina Film Festival in California on 05 May 2012.

Thanks to IMDB and E! for the video link.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Goodbye to Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

Lorna Lopez — Fri, 04 May 2012 12:08:09 +0000

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart wrapped their Breaking Dawn 2 reshoots on 02 May 2012, thus ending their years on end affair with their characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. This is truly the last time they will play Edward and Bella since it’s very unlikely that there will be any more reshoots after this. Whatever Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon needed for his editing purposes had to be done during Pope Joan 2 (code name for the Breaking Dawn 2 reshoots), for his two stars have the rest of their year already tied up with other film projects, either acting or doing publicity: Cosmopolis and Mission Blacklist for Rob, and Snow White and the Huntsman and On The Road for Kristen.

Did Robert Pattinson Pull A Fast One with Mission Blacklist

Lorna Lopez — Fri, 04 May 2012 11:22:27 +0000

The Twilight star may have been keeping his cards close to his chest before it was confirmed that he nabbed the role of war hero Eric Maddox in the film adaptation of Mission Blacklist, a “psychological thriller that details the true, inside story of the search for Saddam Hussein and the interrogator, Eric Maddox, who spearheaded his capture.” What were some of the clues?

Buzz Haircut During the 2012 Berlin Film Festival, Robert Pattinson was asked the reason as to why he shaved his head. His reply was, “I was running and hair kept flapping so I shaved it off,” when, in reality, the Cosmopolis star may have been doing his final auditions for Mission Blacklist and decided or was requested to go with a buzz cut to give director Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire an idea as to how he would look as Eric Maddox.

Refusal of a Marine Role Robert Pattinson divulged in an interview to promote Cosmopolis that he refused the role of a marine, explaining, “I’ve turned down playing a marine, because I don’t want marines to go ‘This is a disgrace.’” Was it truly for that reason or he didn’t want to preempt the Mission Blacklist project just in case he bagged the Eric Maddox role, which is basically another military based character?

Trip to Washington D.C. Robert Pattinson was rumored to attend the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner since he was spotted in Washington D.C. around the same time as the event. He didn’t show up, though, meaning he went to the capital of the United States for another reason altogether. Could that reason be somehow related to Mission Blacklist, since the film project will surely be of some interest and concern to the US government?

Breaking Dawn 2 Reshoots Code Name Pope Joan 2

Lorna Lopez — Wed, 02 May 2012 23:09:49 +0000

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Christine K. of OLTV tweeted:

Additional filming for Breaking Dawn is under the code name Pope Joan 2. Can any TwiFan figure out the significance? Discuss.

Coming from a country wherein the church has a very strong presence and majority of the population are devout Roman Catholics — the Philippines — my immediate association for the moniker Pope Joan 2 is the beloved late Pope John Paul II.

My guess is: it’s a teasing dig at Robert Pattinson, who happens to be Catholic, and the scenes to be reshot, which are probably the vampire sex scenes, which, in the editing room, have been deemed R rated by its director Bill Condon. To avoid the tussle with the ratings board again (remember Breaking Dawn Part 1?), the director took a proactive notion to reshoot what may be questionable sequences.

And, to further remind its actors to tone down the writhing, thrusting and moaning, the lofty and noble (with a lot of snickering) code name of Pope Joan 2 (with a slight change to its female version to avoid any direct reference) has been laid upon the endeavor, with the snide footnote to the Catholic Church’s stance against using artificial forms of birth control, like pills and condoms. Maybe Pope Joan 2 was thought of cinematographer Guillermo Navarro, who, being from Mexico, would probably be very familiar with the Roman Catholic Church, too.

Okay, this is starting to sound like a paranoid scheme of some sort. Let’s just put it down to another reason altogether. LOL

Why Did Kristen Stewart Slip in FHM Sexiest Women in the World from 13 to 52

Lorna Lopez — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:10:14 +0000

In 2010, Kristen Stewart was accorded the #6 spot in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women. Then it was #13 in 2011. In 2012, it became #52. Not that one should take this to heart (I’m sure Kristen has a great laugh about it), but I’m wondering why.

With her steamy sex scene (with breast exposure even) in Breaking Dawn Part 1 with real life partner Robert Pattinson; and upcoming wild child Marylou who has multiple sex partners in On The Road, plus the butt kicking Snow White, I thought it ran the full gamut of an exciting and sexy woman. Or, does one only look at Kristen Stewart’s films in 2011, in which case, it’s just Breaking Dawn Part 1?

One thing for sure, when Huntsman Chris Hemsworth sees her during their Snow White and the Huntsman junket, then it’s Kristen Stewart’s turn to get a ribbing for her sexy ranking.

Thanks to TwiFans for the heads up.

Does the Robert Pattinson Thrusting and Exposure Make Bel Ami R Rated

Lorna Lopez — Tue, 01 May 2012 10:17:13 +0000

With all the brouhaha surrounding the honeymoon scene of Edward and Bella in Esme Island, which earned The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 an R rating, we all became more familiar with what may turn a PG-13 film to an R rated or NC-17 film.

During an appearance in the Ellen DeGeneres show to promote Breaking Dawn Part 1, Robert Pattinson mentioned that his butt crack may have been a factor in the R rating. Well, his butt crack is clearly seen in a lovemaking scene that I saw from the Bel Ami film.

Another possible reason for making a film R rated is thrusting, as explained by Robert Pattinson in a Jimmy Kimmel interview. There is definitely thrusting and undulating in Bel Ami, as well as topless exposure for Christina Ricci.

Therefore, with the definitions set forth by Robert Pattinson himself, which are based on the Motion Picture Association of America’s Classification and Rating Administration guidelines, Bel Ami should be R Rated.

WARNING: This video shows partial nudity and simulated copulation which you may find offensive. To view the Bel Ami video featuring Robert Pattinson and Christina Ricci, please visit Drunken Stepfather.

Thanks to Lainey Gossip for the video link.

Charlize Theron & Reese Witherspoon & Dakota Fanning at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner

Lorna Lopez — Tue, 01 May 2012 09:29:11 +0000

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Dakota Fanning at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner Kristen Stewart’s BFF and Runaways co-star Dakota Fanning took time off from her NYU studies to attend the prestigious White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington D.C. Dakota chose an exquisite Prada gown that featured enough glittery details to make it a standout on the red carpet, but discreet enough for the event that had the US President and First Lady as its special guests.

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Reese Witherspoon at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner Robert Pattinson’s Water for Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon chose her wedding gown designer Monique Lhuillier to create the black gown with the asymmetrical neckline to flatter her slight baby bump, then highlighted the ensemble with Irene Neuwirth jewelry.

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Charlize Theron at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner Kristen Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Charlize Theron was a picture of elegance in her nude and black lace Emilio Pucci gown, which she accessorized with Manolo Blanhik heels and a Judith Leiber clutch.

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Vote for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for Best Kiss at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards

Lorna Lopez — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:44:19 +0000

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Even though Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have won the Best Kiss Award at the MTV Movie Awards for the past three years, they’ve always managed to avoid locking lips: Kristen suddenly turning away or Rob running off stage and kissing Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner instead.

This year, 2012, under the assumption that the favorite duo will receive the Best Kiss award again, how will they not kiss during the acceptance speech? Like bringing Bella and Edward dolls onstage and playing doll puppets that smother each other with kisses? Well, one thing for sure, they’ll continue the tradition of the non-kiss.

Thanks to Robert Pattinson News for the video link.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Arrive in Vancouver for Breaking Dawn 2 Reshoots

Lorna Lopez — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:54:04 +0000

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As Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon informed Twilighters on Facebook, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are scheduled to have reshoots in Vancouver.

The two arrived separately in Vancouver on 29 April 2012. Kristen Stewart fulfilled her press duties at the recently concluded 2012 CinemaCon in Las Vegas with her Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Charlize Theron, while Robert Pattinson was observed to have made a short trip to Washington DC for still undisclosed reasons.

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Prince William and Kate Celebrate First Wedding Anniversary

Lorna Lopez — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:54:01 +0000

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It’s late evening of 29 April 2011 here in Manila Philippines. It’s been a year since I shed happy tears as I watched Prince William and Kate tie the knot at Westminster Abbey. It’s always a pleasure to watch two people who are truly in love commiting to each other in holy matrimony. All the best to the happy couple! Happy first wedding anniversary!

Thanks to Lainey Gossip for the heads up.

Blood of Snow White and the Huntsman Director Used in Opening Sequence

Lorna Lopez — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:38:26 +0000

Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders may have sweated blood to make the film of his vision, but the committed artist literally gave up his blood for the film. LA Times reports.

Early in “Snow White and the Huntsman,” several droplets of blood fall to the frozen ground in extreme slow motion, a sample not only of the menace to follow but also of first-time director Rupert Sanders’ truly painstaking attention to detail.

The shot was the last sequence filmed by the veteran commercial director, and no matter how hard the crew tried, the production’s artificial serum never had the proper viscosity or splatter. “It just looked like raspberry jam,” Sanders said. So Sanders insisted that a crew member draw about 10 teaspoons of the director’s own blood in a syringe, and that’s what audiences will see when “Snow White” opens June 1.

Thanks to Twilightish for the link.

Kristen Stewart to Become Producer and Snuff Star in Indie Film Cali

Lorna Lopez — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:43:19 +0000

Kristen Stewart is continuing her parents’ tradition of working behind the camera. The Twilight star will reportedly receive credit as a producer on the indie film Cali, joining Craig J. Flores (”300″), Zev Foreman (”Killer Joe”) and Cali scriptwriter Michael Diliberti. This implies that her salary for the film will increase, since she will be paid both as a producer and lead actor for the film. Variety reports.

Snow White and the Huntsman” star Kristen Stewart is set to topline “Cali,” a gritty action pic set in Los Angeles that will be produced by Voltage Productions and New School Media.

Michael Diliberti (”30 Minutes or Less”) wrote the script, which follows Mya (Stewart) and Chris, a pair of San Fernando Valley lovebirds with a penchant for bad choices and dangerous behavior. After selling a fake snuff film featuring Mya, they ride off into the sunset with a bundle of cash. Years later, Mya must “return from the dead” to save the younger sister she left behind in Cali, where the young couple contends with angry former business partners, homicidal porn stars, stoner vet techs, an unstoppable killing machine in a cowboy hat and their own contentious relationship.

Stewart is repped by Gersh and McKuin, Frankel and Whitehead.

Thanks to Courtney Justice for the Variety link.

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron at the 2012 Cinemacon

Lorna Lopez — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:05:36 +0000

Kristen Stewart at the 2012 CinemaCon Wearing a cheerleader skirt inspired frock, Kristen Stewart donned a black and white Cushnie and Ochs dress and Christian Louboutin heels at the 2012 CinemaCon in Las Vegas, where she promoted Snow White and the Huntsman with her co-star Charlize Theron.

Courtesy of RadarOnline.com
Photo: INF

Charlize Theron at the 2012 CinemaCon Aside from her Snow White and the Huntsman press duties, Charlize Theron picked up a Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film award during the event while wearing a Dion Lee dress and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. Charlize Theron was also recently honored with being included in the PEOPLE’s list of 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Women.