Comments on: Drink Twilight Daily to Avoid Renesmee Monthly

By: Caroline13

Caroline13 — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:30:09 +0000

Like u other ppl I was like wth? at first, then i was like,Twilight must mean period, then I clicked the link and was like “OH!LOL” srsly there are plenty of girls who would buy those pills, I can see the commercials now “Don’t be worried during a night with your edward, use Twilight, not for women who are pregnant or women with heart disease,etc.” lol they could put Spunk Ransom on the commercial XD. Really, now instead of purses, ppl carry twilght lunchboxes, and this is true: girls at my school, girls have dumped there bf for Edward. This could put and end to teen pregnancy XD. ok! buhbye, TEAM VOLTURI AND DRACO MALFOY. which reminds me, it was spirit week @ the high school, one day was “dress like a celebrity” day, and my neighbor(10th grader) dressed as draco malfoy, i was like cool! until i relized it was celebrity day and i was like wth Michael dressed as Draco Malfoy for celebrity day,not book character day but celebrity day.Dummy Michael.

By: Isabella

Isabella — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:23:42 +0000

HOLLY S—T!!!!!!!!!!!! (omg im sorry im just in shock)….. mother of JESUS! MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! FOR ALL THAT IS HOLLY!!!! WTF!!!!!!….
OMG at frist i was like WTF is this this doesn’t make any sense! BUT THEN I CLICKED THE LINK AND OMFG! I FLINCHED IN MY SEAT!!!!!! this is just OMG too much XD the twilight craziness its over the top i cannot belive they are…. Twilight Brith control pills!!!!! what the heck is going on in the world?! XD XD XD XD XD…. no joking this is the most shocking and obsessive merchandise that i have ever seen!!!!!! GOD! XD im XD XD XD XD

By: dazzled

dazzled — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:30:43 +0000

For the love of all things holy!!! Lol! The Twilight Craze will never cease to amaze me! Just when you think they’ve come up with the craziest merch, you’re gobsmacked with another crazier one, haha! Keep em coming guys! ;p

By: Lala

Lala — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:42:50 +0000

Haha can’t stop laughing! I had no idea what was going on so I clicked the link and saw the BC named Twilight! Lmao it could work though..stop teen pregz I mean. Next there will be a Twilight condom that sparkles! Lol I thought about this before I read the comments there so it’s not only me who had this idea!

By: RobstenLIVES!!!

RobstenLIVES!!! — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:06:27 +0000

haha i cant wait for Breaking Dawn!

By: twilightrulez21

twilightrulez21 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:58:02 +0000

LMAO!!!! oh my god thts funny.at first i had no clue wat was gonnin on then i pressed the link

By: Ana Lisbeth

Ana Lisbeth — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:58:13 +0000

LOL

By: Jime

Jime — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:54:52 +0000

funny!
Those pills should be
available in all countries XD

By: Isabel

Isabel — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:14:41 +0000

Haha! I love it!

By: twilight

twilight — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:12:44 +0000

Thanks, blahblah, for checking this out. I thought it was so funny as well.

By: blahblah

blahblah — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:13:28 +0000

my first impression was “what was this all about?” after i clicked the link, that was hilarious. cant stop laughing on the pill’s label. “no renesmee this month.”