Drink Twilight Daily to Avoid Renesmee Monthly
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SEQ 01. EXT. City Sidewalk. Early morning. Two women are chatting as they walk. One of them is pushing a stroller with a baby.
WOMAN 1 (With stroller and baby)
Did you ever miss your Twilight?WOMAN 2
So far, no. I’ve set my phone alarm to go off to remind me. Besides, Ben and I have talked about it already, so we’re both committed to not having any yet.WOMAN 1
So when?
WOMAN 2
Maybe after a couple of years of being married. I mean, we just celebrated our first monthsary a couple of days ago.WOMAN 1
It’s gonna totally change your life!WOMAN 2
That’s why. Hey, I need to restock my Twilight. Can we pass by the drugstore?
SEQ 02. INT. Drugstore counter. Early morning. The two women are chatting as they wait.
WOMAN 1
What do your parents say about making them wait for a Renesmee to spoil?WOMAN 2
They’re not the ones who are going to be sleep deprived and cranky when the baby comes.
An employee approaches the two women.
DRUGSTORE PHARMACIST
Here’s your Twilight.WOMAN 2
Thanks.
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September 24th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
my first impression was “what was this all about?” after i clicked the link, that was hilarious. cant stop laughing on the pill’s label. “no renesmee this month.”
September 25th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Thanks, blahblah, for checking this out. I thought it was so funny as well.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Haha! I love it!
September 25th, 2009 at 12:54 am
funny!
Those pills should be
available in all countries XD
September 25th, 2009 at 12:58 am
LOL
September 25th, 2009 at 6:58 am
LMAO!!!! oh my god thts funny.at first i had no clue wat was gonnin on then i pressed the link
September 25th, 2009 at 7:06 am
haha i cant wait for Breaking Dawn!
September 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Haha can’t stop laughing! I had no idea what was going on so I clicked the link and saw the BC named Twilight! Lmao it could work though..stop teen pregz I mean. Next there will be a Twilight condom that sparkles! Lol I thought about this before I read the comments there so it’s not only me who had this idea!
September 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
For the love of all things holy!!! Lol! The Twilight Craze will never cease to amaze me! Just when you think they’ve come up with the craziest merch, you’re gobsmacked with another crazier one, haha! Keep em coming guys! ;p
September 26th, 2009 at 8:23 am
HOLLY S—T!!!!!!!!!!!! (omg im sorry im just in shock)….. mother of JESUS! MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! FOR ALL THAT IS HOLLY!!!! WTF!!!!!!….
OMG at frist i was like WTF is this this doesn’t make any sense! BUT THEN I CLICKED THE LINK AND OMFG! I FLINCHED IN MY SEAT!!!!!! this is just OMG too much XD the twilight craziness its over the top i cannot belive they are…. Twilight Brith control pills!!!!! what the heck is going on in the world?! XD XD XD XD XD…. no joking this is the most shocking and obsessive merchandise that i have ever seen!!!!!! GOD! XD im XD XD XD XD
September 26th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Like u other ppl I was like wth? at first, then i was like,Twilight must mean period, then I clicked the link and was like “OH!LOL” srsly there are plenty of girls who would buy those pills, I can see the commercials now “Don’t be worried during a night with your edward, use Twilight, not for women who are pregnant or women with heart disease,etc.” lol they could put Spunk Ransom on the commercial XD. Really, now instead of purses, ppl carry twilght lunchboxes, and this is true: girls at my school, girls have dumped there bf for Edward. This could put and end to teen pregnancy XD. ok! buhbye, TEAM VOLTURI AND DRACO MALFOY. which reminds me, it was spirit week @ the high school, one day was “dress like a celebrity” day, and my neighbor(10th grader) dressed as draco malfoy, i was like cool! until i relized it was celebrity day and i was like wth Michael dressed as Draco Malfoy for celebrity day,not book character day but celebrity day.Dummy Michael.