Sep
18
2009
SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Morning. The phone rings. A girl answers it.
TIFFANY
Yea, this is Tiffany. Can I help you?
Tiffany listens. She begins to hyperventilate.
TIFFANY
You’re asking if Robert Pattinson can drive my car? You’re…asking…if…Robert…Pattinson…can…drive…my…car? Can you hold on for a minute, please?
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Twilighter Lends the Silver Volvo for the Eclipse Shoot...
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Sep
16
2009
SEQ 01. EXT. Forks Washington Road. Afternoon. Two girls wearing Twilight shirts and jewelry are in a car. One is driving while the other girl is beside her on the passenger’s seat.
JILL
I don’t think I can do this, Crissy!
CRISSY
Don’t back out now, Jill! We’ve got it all planned out! The police are just up ahead. Press on the accelerator so we’ll go past the speed limit.
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Twilighters Flash Forks Washington Police Department...
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Sep
1
2009
Heartthrobs Daniel Radcliffe and Justin Timberlake have conceded the sexy race to Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson! Now, learn his secrets at the Robert Pattinson School where you will discover how to make the ladies scream and swoon at your feet… Learn how to give that Robert Pattinson smile that makes the girls just fall in love!

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Robert Pattinson School Now Accepting Applicants...
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