A Twilight Kiss

SEQ 01. INT. Fairy Throne Room. Twilight. Fairies are seated on high thrones, which are arranged in a semi-circle. The queen fairy addresses the mortal standing at the center.

TWILIGHT QUEEN FAIRY
The Council has decided. Despite the adamant demand of Mr. Pattinson for a “deathly” decree, we have decided that a more humane punishment is in order. But be warned, Breaking Dawn thief. It is a punishment that touches upon your deepest desire.

SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Early evening. The doorbell rings. Twilighter #1 excitedly opens the door.

TWILIGHTER #1
Quick! He’s here!

TWILIGHTER #2
(squeals) Where?!?

TWILIGHTER #1
On my bed, of course! Where else?

The two girls run up the stairs while chattering.

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SEQ 01. EXT. City Sidewalk. Early morning. Two women are chatting as they walk. One of them is pushing a stroller with a baby.

WOMAN 1 (With stroller and baby)
Did you ever miss your Twilight?

WOMAN 2
So far, no. I’ve set my phone alarm to go off to remind me. Besides, Ben and I have talked about it already, so we’re both committed to not having any yet.

WOMAN 1
So when?