A Twilight Kiss

SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Early evening. The doorbell rings. Twilighter #1 excitedly opens the door.

TWILIGHTER #1
Quick! He’s here!

TWILIGHTER #2
(squeals) Where?!?

TWILIGHTER #1
On my bed, of course! Where else?

The two girls run up the stairs while chattering.

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SEQ 01. EXT. City Sidewalk. Early morning. Two women are chatting as they walk. One of them is pushing a stroller with a baby.

WOMAN 1 (With stroller and baby)
Did you ever miss your Twilight?

WOMAN 2
So far, no. I’ve set my phone alarm to go off to remind me. Besides, Ben and I have talked about it already, so we’re both committed to not having any yet.

WOMAN 1
So when?

SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Morning. The phone rings. A girl answers it.

TIFFANY
Yea, this is Tiffany. Can I help you?

Tiffany listens. She begins to hyperventilate.

TIFFANY
You’re asking if Robert Pattinson can drive my car? You’re…asking…if…Robert…Pattinson…can…drive…my…car? Can you hold on for a minute, please?

SEQ 01. EXT. Forks Washington Road. Afternoon. Two girls wearing Twilight shirts and jewelry are in a car. One is driving while the other girl is beside her on the passenger’s seat.

JILL
I don’t think I can do this, Crissy!

CRISSY
Don’t back out now, Jill! We’ve got it all planned out! The police are just up ahead. Press on the accelerator so we’ll go past the speed limit.