Apr
6
2011
SEQ 01. INT. Fairy Throne Room. Twilight. Fairies are seated on high thrones, which are arranged in a semi-circle. The queen fairy addresses the mortal standing at the center.
TWILIGHT QUEEN FAIRY
The Council has decided. Despite the adamant demand of Mr. Pattinson for a “deathly” decree, we have decided that a more humane punishment is in order. But be warned, Breaking Dawn thief. It is a punishment that touches upon your deepest desire.
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Robert Pattinson Punishment Enforced by Twilight Queen Fairy...
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Feb
16
2010
SEQ 01. INT. Living Room. Early evening. The doorbell rings. Twilighter #1 excitedly opens the door.
TWILIGHTER #1
Quick! He’s here!
TWILIGHTER #2
(squeals) Where?!?
TWILIGHTER #1
On my bed, of course! Where else?
The two girls run up the stairs while chattering.
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The Twilighter In Bed With Robert Pattinson...
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Sep
24
2009
WARNING: You may find the subject matter of this post offensive. Please use your own discretion.
SEQ 01. EXT. City Sidewalk. Early morning. Two women are chatting as they walk. One of them is pushing a stroller with a baby.
WOMAN 1 (With stroller and baby)
Did you ever miss your Twilight?
WOMAN 2
So far, no. I’ve set my phone alarm to go off to remind me. Besides, Ben and I have talked about it already, so we’re both committed to not having any yet.
WOMAN 1
So when?
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Drink Twilight Daily to Avoid Renesmee Monthly...
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