A Twilight Kiss

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

Although not necessary, you may want to peruse beforehand The Robert Pattinson Diaries — Snow White, the Huntsman and the Steamy Bath.

Upon awakening, my resolution was immediately tested. Sometime during the night, Snow White had crossed the great divide between us and determined that I would do as well as a feather down pillow, throwing an arm and leg across my almost naked body. How I had not realized when she had done so was a mystery to me, since I usually slept lightly, aware of every sound and movement even in my unconscious state.

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

“You look absolutely lovely…” I whispered hoarsely as Kristen stepped out gingerly from behind the bathroom door.

And so she did. The Victoria’s Secret ensemble that I had managed to cajole her into wearing was a fine piece for her petite frame, mirroring the ones she wore in the Breaking Dawn honeymoon sequences when Bella tried to seduce Edward. Those sexy little nothings gave me the idea to attempt to give Kristen one as a present for Christmas.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

Bloody hell! This was more torturous than I had anticipated. I had the mistaken notion that after shooting the horrendous, reminiscing sequence the day before, which had involved partial nudity, the lovemaking scheduled for today would be an easier task, since I could cover Kristen’s petite form with my larger frame. However, I had not accounted for the physical effects of being almost naked while on top of one’s girlfriend to be so, well, hard.

We had foregone the usual protective plastic contraptions over our nether parts, and had opted for ridiculous thongs that would give the impression of nudity. Kristen need not have done so since I, and the sheet, will shield her, but, she knew I would feel like an idiot for wearing the g-string so she had donned one herself to make me laugh, which it did.

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A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen for Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan

As Kristen passed the end of the hotel bed, I leisurely watched her perky breasts push against her thin white tee. “Wearing that to the panel, babe?”

“Of course not. You know I hate wearing bras.”