Aug 31 2010

The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Arriving in LAX After the Montreal Kiss with Robert Pattinson

WARNING: This post contains language and images that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

I was so f—ing raging mad that I ignored Rob’s attempts to shield me from the paps by going in front of me. Instead, I strode even faster until I passed him and advanced towards the hungry waiting throng at the Los Angeles airport where I knew we would be mobbed by f—ing cameras and f—ing intrusive questions.

Finally, Rob gave up and followed silently behind me as I stormed towards the f—ing paps, eager to shove my way through them, hoping that some of them would feel some sort of pain from my physical aggression that was struggling violently to be let loose.

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Aug 17 2010

The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Kissing Robert Pattinson at Montreal

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

His scent was intoxicating. In the confined interiors of the car, it swirled and surrounded me until every inhalation gripped me in the enthralling embrace of desire. He had been with me for a few days already, but, the fear that he would disappear was ever present.

He had felt my unspoken terror and sought to alleviate it by insisting on being with me every possible moment, even going to the closed On The Road set, charming his way through security and production with some glib excuse of visiting his friends, namely Tom and I.

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Jun 23 2010

The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Watching the 2010 World Cup with Robert Pattinson

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

I was so glad to be back in LA. I had missed Rob. Although Taylor was a great companion, the frightening crowds and its cacophony can be quite tiring. And, even though it was the third time that I had toured Europe to promote The Twilight Saga, the overwhelming flow of energy can still easily throw me into a fit of tears if I weren’t careful. Rob was so much better with these appearances, and, his humor always helps me deal with the whole scenario.

I snuggled closer, silently begging for his touch. He obliged by clasping me across the shoulders and hauling me to his side, while his other hand busily swigged a bottle of Heineken to his lips while his eyes stayed glued to the TV screen.

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Jun 14 2010

The Kristen Stewart Diaries — Kissing Robert Pattinson Even After the Director Yells Cut

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

Robert Pattinson Kisses Kristen Stewart on Italian New Moon Set - 26 May 2009
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Jun 12 2010

The Kristen Stewart Diaries — The Loving Touch of Robert Pattinson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards

WARNING: This post contains language that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

F—! I was still reeling from Rob’s acceptance speech for the MTV Best Male Performance Award where he mentioned my name. My name. He specifically thanked me. And it will be seen by f—ing millions of people who will speculate on what it means. F—k!

On one hand, I wanted to f—ing strangle him; and, on the other hand, I wanted to f—ing hug and kiss him.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles – 06 June 2010
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