A Twilight Kiss

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

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A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

I didn’t understand what was driving me. All I knew was I needed to see him, to touch him, to see his smile, to be enfolded in his arms. Even his assurance that he would be flying from Toronto to Los Angeles in a week’s time was not enough. Seven days seemed too far away, involved too much waiting. I needed to see him now.

So I flew to where he was.

I was impatient. As soon as he walked through the door, I tore his clothes off. I was too hungry for his touch. I needed to feel his skin pressed to mine. I wanted him to be inside me, filling my depths until the emptiness receded, until the gripping cold disappeared.

WARNING: This post contains language and images that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

I saw Rob thoughtfully reading something on his laptop, and then, chuckling once in a while. Curiously, I looked over his shoulder. F—k! It’s those damn diaries! What has she written now?

The first paragraph brought me up short.

Was there ever a bloke who had a problem such as mine? I think not. I must hold the dubious honor of having a girlfriend who doesn’t want to go out on a date with me.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

Of course the paps were waiting for us. Because someone in the restaurant could not resist. Probably tweeted or sent a text to a friend. Then before you know it, the paps somehow picked it up, and so here they are taking pictures of Rob and I as we exited the Ago Restaurant in Los Angeles.

WARNING: This post contains language and images that you may find offensive, i.e. the fictional Kristen will use the word f—k a lot of times, as in A LOT. If the idea offends you, please stop and do not read further.

A Fictitious Entry that Chronicles the Thirst of Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan for Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

I was so f—ing raging mad that I ignored Rob’s attempts to shield me from the paps by going in front of me. Instead, I strode even faster until I passed him and advanced towards the hungry waiting throng at the Los Angeles airport where I knew we would be mobbed by f—ing cameras and f—ing intrusive questions.

Finally, Rob gave up and followed silently behind me as I stormed towards the f—ing paps, eager to shove my way through them, hoping that some of them would feel some sort of pain from my physical aggression that was struggling violently to be let loose.