ATwilightKiss Chats — Sitting on the Lap of Robert “Santa Claus” Pattinson

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ATwilightKiss Chats — The Robert Pattinson Lips
WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Oh yeah, baby! Yes! You’re so good, baby! Uhm, yeah! Right there! Yes! Oohhh!!! Ah! I can’t take it! I’m gonna… *gasps*
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Ow! Damn it! Nothing! Everything’s fine, baby. Just finishing something here. I know, I know. But I want it to be a surprise. Just let me go on working on it, okay? It’s almost done anyway.
Ow! Ouch! S—t! Why didn’t I ever listen to my teacher on how to do this? F—k!
Baby, please come here and kiss my boo-boo… Oh yeah, suck it real hard… Uhm, here’s my surprise… Ooohhh, you’d rather make patterns all over me? Uh-huh…
ATwilightKiss Chats — Muscle Man Robert Pattinson

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