A Twilight Kiss

WARNING: This post contains language and an image that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

I am so not talking to you. Really. I’m not…

Okay, so I bet you just had a grand time surrounded by those totally nude, stark naked, beautiful, gorgeous models, didn’t you? For like what? Twelve hours?

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WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Oh yeah, baby! Yes! You’re so good, baby! Uhm, yeah! Right there! Yes! Oohhh!!! Ah! I can’t take it! I’m gonna… *gasps*