Birthday Video of New Moon Almost Leads to Prison
Courtesy of Summit Entertainment
SEQ O1. INT. Cinema theater ticket counter. Early evening.
TWILIGHTER #1
Happy birthday again, Lisa!TWILIGHTER #2
Thanks!TWILIGHTER #3
Isn’t watching New Moon an awesome way to end it?TWILIGHTER #4
Let’s shoot Lisa when she screams. That will be so funny when you edit the video!TWILIGHTER #1
(laughs) Definitely!
SEQ O2. INT. Cinema. Late evening.
TWILIGHTER #3
(whispers) Get ready! Taylor’s coming on.TWILIGHTER #1
(whispers) Yeah, yeah!TWILIGHTER #2
(screams)TWILIGHTER #1
Got it!
All the girls giggle. Security approaches.
SECURITY
Ma’am, is that your video camera?TWILIGHTER #1
Yes. What’s wrong?TWILIGHTER #2
It’s my birthday. She was taking a vid of me, not the New Moon film.SECURITY
Ma’am, please follow me.
The whole group reluctantly follows the security member out of the theater.
SEQ O3. INT. Police Station. Midnight.
TWILIGHTER #1
You can’t arrest me! I wasn’t going to sell bootleg copies! You can hear me talking the whole time! No one’s going to buy crap like that! This is ridiculous!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
This script is based on a true to life story of a Twilighter who was almost sentenced for piracy due to using a video camera during a screening of The Twilight Saga New Moon. To read the details, please visit E!
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December 13th, 2009 at 9:28 am
LOL. Very, very nice. Something sort of like that happened to me and my three other friends when we watched. Hahah. They videoed me and my other friend walking in and taped us screeching during the Clock tower kiss. We didn’t get caught but it was all my face time. Hahah.
December 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
thats real? wow cant believe it
its pretty funny though