Baby Girl Goes Gaga Over Robert Pattinson #2
SEQ 01. INT. Living Room.
A toddler is playing on the floor with some toys, while her father is seated nearby.
SFX of footsteps approaching the front door. Both the toddler and the father look up.
The door opens and the mother comes in. Her husband gets the bags of groceries from her and heads to the kitchen.
The toddler runs to her mother who scoops her up in her arms.
The toddler spies the magazine cover through the plastic bag that her mother has in her hand. She grabs the magazine.
TODDLER
Bobert! Bobert!
The mom sighs resignedly, puts her daughter down and helps her open the package.
The toddler coos over the image of Robert Pattinson on the cover.
A masculine hand suddenly snatches the magazine away from the toddler’s hands.
The toddler immediately makes a fuss.
The magazine is brought back. A few seconds later, her father teases her again by getting the magazine.
The toddler starts to make a tantrum in protest.
Her father immediately gives her back the magazine.
The toddler holds on tight to the magazine and runs away to a corner of the living room to be out of reach of her father’s teasing hand.
The toddler plops down and kisses the picture of Robert Pattinson repeatedly.
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Based on a True Story After reading Robert Pattinson Please Bite Me, ATK reader Isabel emailed me anecdotes about her 21-month-old daughter.
“Wanna hear something funny? My daughter, who is 21 months old, is so gaga over Robert! She knows his face and she goes berserk when she sees his face on posters and pictures and magazines! When she sees a pic of him, she wants to kiss it and gets very mad if I don’t let her. It’s kind of embarrassing sometimes.
“Yesterday, she had a total meltdown because of Rob. She found a mag with a photo of Rob. I don’t usually buy In Touch [Magazine] but I was bored so I did. She ripped the magazine except for his face. So she kept kissing it and then my husband (the killjoy haha) took it away from her and she started screaming and kicking.”
Possible Scientific Reason for Toddler’s Fascination To read how babies may discern beauty, please peruse Why A Baby May Find Robert Pattinson Attractive
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June 17th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Lorna you’re hilarious!
You know she woke up this morning saying Babu? Great, instead of Mama now she’s saying Babu when she wakes up! I heard her in the baby monitor.
June 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am
that’s because babies know what is inherently good (aka — angelic) and what isn’t. Rob is definitely angelic!!!