A Twilight Kiss

WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion.

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

*Robert Pattinson in a police officer’s uniform holds a car door open* “Please step out of the car, ma’am.”

*female doesn’t move* “Please step out of the car, ma’am.”

*slightly intoxicated female belligerently gets out of the car* “This way, please.”

*police officer puts his hand on her upper arm to guide her* “Stop struggling, ma’am!”

*female turns her head and bites his hand* “Ow! I advise you to cooperate or…”

*female lunges and bites his neck* “That’s it! You are under arrest for assaulting a police officer!”

*shoves and pins wildly thrashing female against the side of the police car* “Hold still! Or I’ll have to get rough with you.” *spanks bottom sharply, which makes female gasp in surprise*

*female becomes still* “Good. Much better. Thank you for your cooperation.”

*police officer holds female firmly by the hips* “Now, ma’am, it is standard procedure to search a suspect’s body for concealed weapons.”

*police officer steps closer until he is only inches away from the female’s back* “I think you’re dangerous so I must be very thorough.”

*police officer slides his hands from her hips to the sides of her waist and further up until they graze the sides of her breasts* “You have the right to remain silent.”

*police officer trails his hands down and runs it lightly over her chest* “…anything you say…”

*female moans softly* “Did you say anything, ma’am? I’m afraid I didn’t understand what you said.”

*female squirms and moans again* “I still don’t understand. What do you want?”

*female closes the gap between them by taking a step back until their bodies are molded together and then she moves her behind provocatively against him* “Ma’am, I believe I have to charge you with another offense — trying to bribe a police officer.”

*female squirms and police officer nips her ear in retaliation* “…anything that I have…”

*female throws her head back* “…can and…”

*police officer moves her hair to the side to reveal the side of her neck and starts to nibble* “…will be used…”

*police officer presses himself against her* “…against you to pleasure you…”

*police officer continues his sensual search* “How about I arrest you now and lock you up? I can be both the judge and jailer.

“I sentence you to be imprisoned indefinitely in my bedroom, handcuffed to the bedpost, with no chance for parole whatsoever… Except for your sentence to be changed to home arrest so that we can do it in any part of the house… The kitchen table, the rug in the living room, the back yard…

“Oh yeah, baby, I can tell you like that…”

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Although this is for all ATK readers, it is especially dedicated to Liela who commented in the female counterpart, ATwilightKiss Chats — Arresting Robert Pattinson, “OMG ..I think I’m dying..”

Role Playing I hope it’s clear to everyone that this is FANTASY ROLE PLAYING, and, should not, in any way, be mistaken as acceptable behavior in a real situation, except between two consenting adults.

Thanks This post was inspired by an earlier comment from ATwilightKiss reader BellaCullen

If only Robert was a cop so he can handcuff me, serve my Miranda rights, and PAT myself down for a concealed weapon. Emphasis on the PATTING part.

Or the role could be reversed! I am the cop and I PAT him down, and we all know that he is definitely packing a HUGE concealed weapon! No explanation needed there. Haha…I crack myself up!

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