A Twilight Kiss

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Rob, I just read that a doll of Edward Cullen is fetching a mighty high bid over at EBay, and the thing is — it’s naked.

Yup. It’s going to be given to the highest bidder in its birthday suit.

AUCTION IS FOR NUDE DOLL ONLY.

Right now, all the bidders can’t see what’s underneath because it’s temporarily clothed. Their imaginations are probably going wild at the moment though. And, PrettyChocolate commented something undeniably true.

I’m assuming this doll comes with some sort of stand because if it’s anatomically correct it’ll just tip over. Ha! I have such a dirty mind.

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Remember when I suggested that you auction off five things that range from a reenactment of a favorite Twilight scene to a serenade of your personal composition? Well, this nude doll auction has given me an idea for another kind of auction.

A more naughty one.

I bet you can guess what it is.

You can literally sell the clothes off your back for a good charitable cause!!!

You can come in like this, with shades, a hoodie, a bag… The works! The more the better!

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And then, with absolutely no dancing involved (unless you want to, of course), you can just remove a clothing item piece by piece as people bid for them, until you come to a level of undress that you’re comfortable with, like a pair of pants and a tank top.

Although, we wouldn’t mind seeing your manly pecs. And, please, think of the good you will do if you go all the way to…

Boxers level.

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(And, Kristen, we’ll try not to outbid you for his shoes or socks, since we know how much you love the sexy huge feet of Rob.)

So, Rob, what do you think?

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Nude Dolls Are The Norm In the same ROBsessed post where I read about the EBay bid for an Edward Cullen doll, a helpful comment by an anonymous doll collector explained the reasons behind the sale of nude dolls.

As a doll collector, I can tell you there is nothing unusual (in fact, it’s very common, just do a search on the word nude in the doll category on eBay & you’ll see what I mean) for dolls to be sold nude. I’ve done it myself, & have purchased nude dolls. Either the seller wants to keep the clothes, or they are selling the clothes in another auction (you can make more money that way), or they may have bought the doll nude themselves.

Of course, for the purposes of this post, it was more fun to make it naughty in nature.

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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