ATwilightKiss Diaries — Rob Rod on Display
WARNING: This post contains language and images that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Diary Entry of ATwilightKiss Readers Chronicling Their Thirst for Robert Pattinson In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Rob, baby, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that all that kissing and cuddling in the car on the way to the Vanity Fair after-Oscar party would get you all so excited.
Uhm, can you pull the ends of your tux closed, honey? I don’t want all those other ladies getting a peek of your package, because I want it all for me later.
Mmmm… I have to confess that this is getting me all hot and bothered too. It’s reminding me of the romance novels that I’ve read, and those super hot lovemaking scenes when the hero seduces the girl. Can I whisper in your ear throughout the night the lines that I remember?
He flexed his love muscle against her, caressing the small of her back with his rigid staff…
He felt the blood rush to his rod, engorging it for furious action…
He desired to spear his sword into her blistering sheath…
His shaft shuddered with the need to stroke in her scorching channel…
He wanted to pound his pole in her welcoming fissure…
Huh, why are we leaving so early? Oh wait, don’t walk so fast. I’m wearing heels. Oh, oh, can we stop and have our picture taken with that cute Zac Efron?
Oh no, baby, you are way hotter than he is! You’re burning way up in the stratosphere while he’s still sputtering on the ground.
Oohh, you know I can’t think clearly when you nip my ear like that. What? You promise to do all the things I just whispered?
Hurry up, I’m sprinting here! Let’s get this show on the road! Call the driver on the mobile phone!
Oh God! RUN! It’s Paris Hilton!!!
In Idolatry of Your Super Rob Rod,
ATwilightKiss Reader
Photo Uploaded from Letters to Rob
A Note to the Real Mr. Pattinson Mr. Pattinson, thank you very much for being “inspired” at that moment. On our end, we can only say with a sigh that your proportions are indeed inspiring.
We hope you found yourself giggling a little bit as you remembered that moment, and, if you blushed too, we will find that so cute.
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Inspired by a Naughty Picture This post was inspired by a picture sent in by ATwilightKiss reader BellaCullen that left me jaw dropped and staring. LMAO 
All the posts in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things… Just in case you’re wondering who is the blond lady walking behind Rob, that’s his American talent agent Stephanie Ritz, and, for the purposes of this, let’s imagine that she’s out of the picture, okay? Sorry, don’t have the time to download and crop right now. 
Inspired by Letters to Rob The concept of letter writing to Rob is inspired by the wonderful site of Unintended Choice and The Moon Is Down — Letters to Rob (you can find the link on the sidebar). Every post in this category will be sent for their consideration to be posted on their site, since they are open to submissions. I encourage you to pen your own letter. It need not be naughty like this one, but, it’s just more fun, believe me.
The Vanity Fair After-Oscar Party Assuming that Rob is on his way to the Vanity Fair After-Oscar Party, then Paris Hilton was really at the party where she cornered Rob into the garden.
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March 28th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
wow, very nice. i have been an avid reader, but this is my first time to leave a comment. i must say, i really love your works.
March 28th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
catheline1927, I think that’s the power of the Super Rob Rod. It inspires people to do things they have never done before.
I’m looking forward to more of your comments. 
March 28th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I pray for myself ,my family and my friends have a happy life everyday and today I also plus the words to pray that Kristen get Robert as a life-time boyfriend soon.Seriously!
March 28th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
wow amytim. i do that to EVERYDAY.i also imagine if the paps caught rob and kris on vacation with their daughter (i imagine i’ts a girl)
how cute it is, isn’t it?
ohh i hope it can be true!
March 29th, 2009 at 12:46 am
today two of your posts left me with a big grin and silly smile on my face all day! the one bout kristen loves rob’s big feet and then this!!
i only can say…O.M.G
that is one of papz pic that really ’show’ something…LOL
OMG
OMG
March 29th, 2009 at 1:01 am
forgot to add this :
as a die-hard twilighter there are two things i really wait to happen
but it seems the date is still infinite
1. Midnight Sun to be published
2. Rob and Kristen finally be a couple ! ( i’ll surely jump and yell : I knew it!, i knew it!!! )
March 29th, 2009 at 1:10 am
yeah, he inspires me a lot. anyway i visit your site, more that twice a day that means i’ll be giving your site a lot of comments. i really love your works.
March 29th, 2009 at 3:32 am
ahhh, you guys, leaving me with a pretty picture to dream about… Imagine having a little pattinson-stewart family, i bet they would have a very cutie celebuspawn!
March 29th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Are you thinking what i’m thinking, karen? Hohoho
i think it’s hard to kristen and robert to not to be a couple. Hard if they have a wonderful chemistry.
Oohh karen, pattinson-stewart family! Cuteee! Wonder it can be true (the daughter must be gorgeus coz her parents really dashing and gorgeus. Harhar :p )
March 29th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
We can pray for them together,
that Robert come along Kristen forever!
April 15th, 2009 at 2:35 am
i love the film so much and i love edward he is fit i would love to marry him and have kids with him.
in the new moon i hope him and bella dont split up they are so good together x x x x
lv ya edward <3
April 17th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
oh. my. god.
i can’t stop laughing as i read this. its soo funny – because his rod was really obvious!!
August 28th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Lorna, I think posting this picture of Rob is an invasion of his privacy that is crossing the line of fandom to way over the edge. As fans we should respect some level of privacy. Would you like a picture of yourself on the web with a big WET SPOT on your skirt that is clearly from sexual arousal? Doubt it. Your site is the only one posting this picture and I believe you should take it down at once if you truly are a FAN of Robert Pattinson’s.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:02 am
TwiFan, FYI, this image, as clearly stated below it, is uploaded from Letters To Rob. Thank you.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
It does not matter where you uploaded it from. The point is you’re posting it. Rude and disgusting of you. And you’re welcome.