ATwilightKiss Diaries — Rob Please Bare Your Manly Pecs in New Moon

Alex Meraz

A Fictitious Diary Entry of ATwilightKiss Readers Chronicling Their Thirst for Robert Pattinson In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Dear Rob,

With Taylor Lautner and the new wolf pack members coming in and showing off their bare chests and six pack abs, well, okay, I’ve only seen the upper body of the guy who’s going to play Paul, Alex Meraz, but, we still can’t have the wolves totally lording it over the vampires in New Moon, right?

I mean, you’ve got to stand up for the rights of the vamps to show off their physical charms too. I bet Kellan would be totally in on this. Remember how he went shirtless for the Vanity Fair shoot?

Anyway, the point is, I’ve been thinking… Well, fantasizing really, that your short-lived chest exposure in Twilight can become a lengthy one, like, you know, like this fan-made New Moon poster (sorry I don’t know your name, Mr. or Ms. Twilighter, but if you or somebody knows please leave a comment and I’ll gladly add it in). Update: Found it! Credits below the photo!

Robert Pattinson in Fan Made New Moon Poster
Manip Photo Courtesy of smirks-works

Although that would leave me and a lot of others drooling with just the thought of it, it raises another concern. Remember when you worked out too hard for Twilight that you became so thin that Catherine didn’t include those bare chest shots of you in the final cut?

Well, can you please ask Summit to provide you with a trainer this time around so someone can monitor your progress? Like, you look fantastic here, by the way. I sense that your shoulders have become broader or something, and I think that if I grab your upper arm I’d be pleasantly surprised with some hard muscles. Mmm-mmm…

Robert Pattinson on the set of New Moon
Photo Exclusive from Lainey Gossip
Photo: PunkD Images

All that training this past month seem to be working out pretty well…

So, can we count on you to titillate us with your bare chest in New Moon? Pretty please with cherry on top?

In the meantime, we’ll content ourselves with the sight of you as a Chippendale dancer. (See video below. Thanks to ROBsessed for the heads up)

To creating happiness with the sight of your manly pecs,
ATwilightKiss Readers

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Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Hunky Rob In an interview, Robert Pattinson related his workout in preparation for the Twilight shooting that resulted in a too thin frame.

He began kickboxing three hours and jogging for two hours each day. Robert was hoping that “when I took off my shirt, I would look like an alien. I thought that kind of worked for the story. The idea of taking my shirt off and looking like some sort of Adonis …”

Unfortunately, the director thought he lost too much weight and decided to cut the scene.

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the posts in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

Inspired by Letters to Rob The concept of letter writing to Rob is inspired by the wonderful site of Unintended Choice and The Moon Is Down — Letters to Rob (you can also find the link on the sidebar). Whenever applicable, every post in this category will be sent for their consideration to be published on their site, since they are open to submissions. I encourage you to pen your own letter.

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8 Responses to “ATwilightKiss Diaries — Rob Please Bare Your Manly Pecs in New Moon”

  • Vic01 Says:

    Lorna, it’s very good idea. :D

  • Isabel Says:

    Yes Rob take your shirt off in the movie! I’ve seen him barechested before and it was not bad at all! I think it was one of his modeling pictures.

    I love that poster above by the way. That’s beautiful. I doubt if he would show any more skin in the movie New Moon. Because in the book he is always dressed nice, like designer look and he always smelled good. Everything was always in place. LOL. Maybe if they make Breaking Dawn into a movie you’ll see a lot of Rob’s chest there! :-)

  • Lindsay Says:

    Rob, I don’t care about you showing your bare chest or having broad shoulders or hard muscles or six pack abs; you’re already perfect from your head to your toes.

  • toebildonk Says:

    in the book, Edward was bare-chested while Bella found him in Volterra and kept bare-chested while meeting the Volturi. Demetri gave him robe only before they left. Lorna, can we send this letter to Mr. Weitz? I desperately seeking this bare-chested moment. Gosh! he’s damn hot! can’t fight this addict anymore…

  • mayaaa Says:

    Yes, please do Robert!
    Great idea Lorna! :D

  • Isabel Says:

    toebildonk – Oh my gosh you are right! He was barechested when Bella found him in Italy. I totally forgot about that! I guess I need to read New Moon again!

    So yeah Lorna, how about we petition the director eh? :-) As if any female over 14 is not drooling already.

  • Vic01 Says:

    Guys,

    today I bought a book written by Mark Cotta Vaz, this is a book about filming Twilight. Aaaannnddd… on the page 75th (this is the 75th in the hungarian version…) what did I find? A picture about Edward, barechested… and I think yes… he has a “sixpack”.

    This is a beautiful day. :D :D :D

  • Tor Says:

    Thats not even Taylor Lautner in the picture!!

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