ATwilightKiss Diaries — Rob Are You A Sick Masochistic Lion
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Dear Rob,
I just bet you had no idea what a drama-filled weekend you were going to have, otherwise you might have opted to stick with the original plan of going to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
I’m betting that when you told Nick Frenkel, your manager, to get you out of the LA commitment so that you don’t have to contend with weird questions about your hygiene and fake accident, you probably didn’t know that Michael Angarano was on his way to Vancouver to be with Kristen Stewart.
Unless, you’re really getting into character for Edward Cullen and wanted to experience further the “sick masochistic lion” routine…
I’m just saying that being doused with green slime, acting goofy, jumping up and down like a maniac, chatting with Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron at the Kids Choice Awards seem a much better deal than wondering if you were going to bump into the Michael and Kristen tandem as you wandered around Vancouver over the weekend.
I know Vancouver is pretty big, but, the universe works in mysterious ways. Without meaning to, you, Michael, and Kristen could have ended up being in the same space.
Hypothetical situations can arise, like, who knew all three of you were in the mood for steak and chose the same restaurant for dinner? Or that you were going to take the same street to go somewhere? Or that you all wanted to sing and picked the same karaoke bar? Or that you guys ended up attending the same Juno Awards after-parties (which I read that you did)?
In these weird awkward social situations, once you spot them across the room or space, you will probably silently curse the fates. And then, the question arises, can you leave or avoid them without being spotted? If you stay, do you go over and do the cordial greetings ritual? Once you do go over there, can you rein in the angst and act casual?
I’m just thinking that facing a horde of screaming tweens and teens who are ecstatic over the win of the Twilight series as Favorite Book at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards while covered in green slime seems more like your cup of tea than being stuck in some hellish ghoulish living nightmare.
Baa baa baa,
Smart Lambs aka ATwilightKiss readers
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Note
Inspired by Letters to Rob The concept of letter writing to Rob is inspired by the wonderful site of Unintended Choice and The Moon Is Down — Letters to Rob (you can find the link on the sidebar). Although I originally intended that every post in this category will be sent for their consideration to be posted on their site, I think this will be an exception because it’s basically a Robert Pattinson site that does not discuss the Robsten situation.
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April 1st, 2009 at 2:25 am
Yeah did you read from another blog that it was witnessed that ROB, NIKKI, KRISTEN, & MA all met up for dinner and gave eachother a weird 4 way awkward hug? That would have been an opportune photo. This continues to make me think that Nikki and Rob are nothing more than just friends.
April 1st, 2009 at 2:30 am
BellaCullen, what was weird was I was doing the final spelling and punctuation checks with this post that contained my theories how they could have bumped into each other, and then you sent the link to the Lainey post that confirmed my hypothesis. How weird and cool is that? Haha!
April 1st, 2009 at 3:01 am
Totally it’s like a twilight universe…mentally we are on the same twilight wavelength. Scary. Haha.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:35 am
Nikki and Rob went home together. That sounds like more than just friends to me.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
This picture remind me of my
“ex-boyfriend”
The Submit’s plane B
LOL How entertian!
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Hi Allie. There are a lot of contradicting stories about Rob and Nikki vis-a-vis Lainey’s article. In my opinion, Lainey’s story cannot be considered factual because her story doesn’t have any circumventing evidence/s that will support her claim (i.e. pictures, videos etc.), if there’s indeed somebody who saw them walking with their arms around each, a picture should already been sold to major gossip magazines because believe me anything that has Robert Pattinson on it will make lots and lots of money. In addition, any article coming from supposedly inside sources/third party and published without evidence is considered plain and simple GOSSIP.
In comparison, Ted Casablanca’s article in E!Online was written as a blind item because no one can ask him for proof nor can argue that its not true, simply because he did not mention the celebrities involved.
By the way, Mark Malkin, also from E!Online has immediately reputed Lainey’s story that Nikki Reed is Rob’s girl. He emphasize that Robert Pattinson is SINGLE thus remain one of Hollywood’s most elusive bachelor.
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
you got it right chi@!
April 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I don’t think Rob and Nikki are dating or secretly dating well if its true then i would be happy for both of them. But i think they are close friends and sleeping over with your friends hotel or apartment doesnt mean you are going to go ahead and have sex with him. what i’m really thinking is that MA and Kristen relationship is missing some SPARKS
May 13th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
most relationships lack sparks after that long.. it’s called love…