ATwilightKiss Chats — Will You Watch Over Me Robert Pattinson

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Oh, that’s cute! Yeah, babe, just like that! Hold it with the lip thing! Hey, don’t move! I’m moving the chalk as fast as I can.

Robert Pattinson picks his lip on the set of Remember Me in Brooklyn, NY
Picture by: Jackson Lee / Splash News

Oohh… I like that, baby! It looks like you’re staring at me while I sleep. I’ll just keep drawing outlines, and then I’ll choose the one I like the best, okay? How many more? Just a couple more probably.

Robert Pattinson on the set of Remember Me
Picture by: Splash News

That’s it! That’s it! Hold it, baby! Oh babe, this is going to look fantastic! Will you stop grumbling? I have the real thing right here so I’m taking advantage of it.

It’s like you’re watching me broodingly, and, you want to clamp your hands on me, but, you know you can’t. Wait! I’m not finished yet! No clamping of hands! You know that’s gonna lead to the other stuff! Darn it, fine! Let’s finish it later… ;)

Robert Pattinson is a biker hottie, NYC
Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Edward Cullen Wall Decal This chat was inspired by a wall decal that’s being sold.

Robert Pattinson Wall Decal -  August 2009
Photo Courtesy of Lainey Gossip

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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