ATwilightKiss Chats — Unbuttoning and Revealing a Bare Chested Robert Pattinson
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Photo Courtesy of I’m Not Obsessed
Photo: INF
Rob, baby, can you please come closer? What am I doing? I’m just unbuttoning your shirt. What for? Well, look, you missed the right buttons so it’s all crooked. It doesn’t matter? Okay, but, you know how OC I can get about these little details. Can you please just stay still for one whole minute?
Why am I getting you all bare chested? Well, I have to unbutton everything don’t I? Yeah, I know, I can unbutton one and then slip it into the hole, etc., but, it’s not as much fun, is it?
Uhm, baby, your chest is getting me all distracted here. I really have to say thank you to your trainer. He did a fantastic job.
You know what? You’re right. It doesn’t matter if it’s not aligned. As a matter of fact, why don’t we just keep the shirt open? Even better, let’s get it off altogether. Yeah, much better, baby.
Oh no! You’re on your lunch break? You mean we only have time for a quick snog and a little grope? Come here then! Yeah, I’ll avoid rubbing off your makeup! Wait! But you have makeup all over your front and back! Okay, time to be creative then! Come on! We’re on a tight schedule here!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Inspiration for Unbuttoning Robert Pattinson This post was inspired by a comment from ATwilightKiss reader Isabel regarding Rob’s misaligned shirt.
Wow! Yeah, that’s really cute about the misaligned shirt. I wish I was there so I could fix it for him.
In this naughtier version, the “fixing” turns into something else… 
And molto grazie to ATwilightKiss reader photodisturbia for the link to the bare chested Rob pic! Like I wrote, “That pic of Rob is seriously bringing tears of happiness to my eyes!!!”
Definition of Snog and Grope Snog is a Brit term referring to kissing and cuddling, while grope is a slang term that means to handle or fondle for sexual pleasure. Thought it would be doubly fun to throw the grope in with the snog.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers All the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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May 28th, 2009 at 7:20 am
OME! he’s sooo hott!
May 28th, 2009 at 8:57 am
OMG, you are hilarious! Come here Robert, let me fix that shirt of yours! I love the six pack,looks like abs of steel, I want to scream!, trying hard not to drool. Okay, who wants to trade places with Kristen? Kristen sweetie, if you get tired of Rob would you please let me know?
May 28th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
well all i can say is thank whoever thoguht rob should workoutmore to get some abs. truly thank. i couldnt rele look at him in the meadow scene in twilight but now i can look
but i juss gotta deel with the fair issue on his chest… yea i could make him even hotter ladies 
lol
May 28th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
He looks so great! Who knew he was working out all this time? These pics have really raised the excitement level the last few days! Your writing is great – love it!
May 28th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Kathleen, please give me the permission to gloat and say that I have noted his muscular physique by 13 April 2009 and have constantly harped on it.
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January 28th, 2010 at 2:58 am
ahhh, he is so so so hottttt. if only a little freaky friday magic could switch me and kirsten:) i lovee robertt<33333