ATwilightKiss Chats — The Robert Pattinson Lips
WARNING: Aside from being potentially offensive, reading this with a wild imagination may cause undue heart palpitations and wanton desires, so please use your own discretion. 
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Oh yeah, baby! Yes! You’re so good, baby! Uhm, yeah! Right there! Yes! Oohhh!!! Ah! I can’t take it! I’m gonna… *gasps*
Baby, you’re home! Uhm, what was I doing? Uhm, waiting impatiently for you to come home? And, uhm, amusing myself while waiting? What’s this? Uhm, your cute face? Show the back? Uhm, the apple thing? No, there isn’t anything anymore! Oh f—k! Don’t put your hand there! I’m gonna…
*gasps* I told you, baby. The combination of your imaginary lips and the reality of your fingers… Now, we make it real lips and real fingers? Uhm, wait, I’m still too sensitive. I said wwwaaaaaaaiiittt!!!
Photo Courtesy of Twitarded
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
To see the front and back panels of the panties, plus, the background story as to how these titillating underpants came about, please visit Twitarded
Thanks to Robsessed for the heads up.
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October 29th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Nice post! I can really imagine it!
Those luscious sexy full lips….ooh la la!
October 29th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Awesome!!!!!
October 29th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
I love it! Great way to start the day!! Thanks Lorna. Only 21 days to the US premier!!!!!!
October 30th, 2009 at 1:34 am
Please Lorna do you know if the London premier is on the 11th november?
October 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
OMG!!! Hawt, Lorna, hawt!!! Oh, and the underwear is nice too…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 am
wow robert your lips are sexy