ATwilightKiss Chats — The Love Muscle of Robert Pattinson
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Photo: Hedi Slimane
Uploaded from Thinking of Rob
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Oh babe, are you okay? Why don’t you lie down on the bed and I’ll give you a massage?
Try to stop stressing, okay? Just put your hands down and let me do the pulling of your hair… There’s a technique to it. Yeah babe, much better, right? Now, try to breathe more slowly. Yes… Deeply… Yes…
Is your chest also hurting? Whatever did you do today? Tell me about it. Oh, your personal trainer pushed you really hard today? Oh, you poor baby. You want to remove your shirt and jacket? Sure babe.
And then you had to shoot a couple of fight scenes? Oh wow. That must have been really hard… Hey, are you hyperventilating? Try to slow down your breathing, it will help you to relax… C’mon babe, try…
Slide my hands down? But, you said you had an upper body workout. You don’t need a massage on your lower half. *giggles* Your love muscle down there needs special handling? Uhm… Right… And I bet in a few seconds your love muscle is going to need a workout as well… Uh-huh… 
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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September 29th, 2009 at 2:16 am
good grief!!! this is great! even though im 12 and i shouldn’t be reading this >;)
September 29th, 2009 at 3:19 am
SERIOUSLY??!! Loves it (huge grin)! Lorna….. I love the way you’re thinking girl! I can sucessfully make through my day now…..possibly even the night!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 3:55 am
OMFG that photo of Rob is beyond HOT!!
September 29th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Lorna Lorna Lorna… I haven’t recovered yet from the chat of yesterday with the sparkling stuff and now this?
just beatifull.
Thx dear Lorna!
September 29th, 2009 at 5:57 am
ohhhhh….Lorna!!!!!!! *giggles* u have me all blushed and *giggles* …….. hahahahahahaha….. omg that was a great one!!!!! i love the way u think…. *grin*
thanks so much now i can go on in my day….. and in my night xD *giggles* Gosh XD im all… XD ….. just thanks Lorna! ur amazing!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Oh no! Now I’m gonna dream of this too! Tsk tsk Lorna. Your influence on me is too much! Rob you hot thing! *giggles*
September 29th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Oh my! If i wasnt texting a really hot friend of mine. i would have been blushing like crazy
September 29th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Interesting……………………..
What wouldn’t i give? to have Rob that close…
I could just eat him up….
Those pics are awesome!!
September 29th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Thank you Lorna!!! OMG!!! Hyperventilating here… Love you!!!!!!!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 2:52 am
OMG, hot and bothered here! He looks so sexy in that picture. I’d like to rip that shirt off his body. I see it’s already ripped, might as well finish it off!
September 30th, 2009 at 4:24 am
Melissa In Missouri, here’s to a sparkly day and night!
VOTEFORROB, yup, totally hot!
MadameCullen, I didn’t know either a chat was gonna pop up. Just looking at the pic and there was a niggling that a chat needed to be written. LOL. You’re welcome!
Isabella, ooohh… blushing… beware of nearby vampires…
And thanks! 
Lala, hope those were some pretty hot Rob dreams!
Cammie, does that mean you were texting something naughty? LOL
Ana Lisbeth, should I tell Rob to be careful of your fangs?
twilight4ever10, hope you didn’t pass out…breathe in deeply…and out…
Isabel, there’s DH to practice with…
September 30th, 2009 at 6:13 am
How are you Lorna? You’re so naughty!
Dh will be happy at your comment. Do you think I could find a mask of Robert’s face and put it on DH? I think that will really help! LMAO.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Ha ha!!! Love muscles. LMAO!!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
sory out the topic…
but I find very good article about Rob Pattinson and his Brit-Pack. It very touched me…and for me it’s very delineate a beautiful Rob’s soul is ….
http://www.examiner.com/x-14262-British-Pop-Culture-Examiner~y2009m8d31-Looking-into-the-romantic-soul-of-Rob-Pattinson-Sam-Bradley-Marcus-Foster-and-Bobby-Long