ATwilightKiss Chats — Tearing Off The Robert Pattinson Wet T-Shirt

Entertainment Weekly 2009 Comic Con Portraits

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

*laughs* This is so funny! Rob, baby, where are you? You gotta see this! Babe! Babe? What? Where? Oh yeah, I totally forgot. So, babe, are you done fixing that shower yet? You don’t really need to fix it, you know. Why don’t we just call the plumber? Come on out, baby! Hurry! Oh, oh, oh!

Baby, you’re in a wet T-shirt… Oh, you lost to the shower head? Uh-huh… What was I going to show you?

Well, Rachelle and Nikki were having this tug-o-war with the Edward Cullen pillow, so they pulled really hard from opposite directions… *tears at shirt* And then, Rachelle pulled this way… *tears at shirt* And, Nikki pulled the other way… *tears at shirt* And, they kept pulling in all directions… *tears at shirt* …until it’s completely in tatters…

*breathing raggedly* Yeah, I just made the last part up… Do you care? ;)

Robert Pattinson in a Wet T-shirt for Rolling Stone Magazine

Photo Credits

First Photo Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly
Photo: Michael Muller
Photo Uploaded from Lion and Lamb Love

Second Photo Courtesy of Rolling Stone Magazine
Photo: Theo Wenner
A Photo Exclusive from US Weekly
Photo Uploaded from ROBsessed

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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